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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best way to flatter a lady with the first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop ironing love..

You've done well babe..

An it's tea time now so

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits, nice minge.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd look good doing my ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least a dozen cock pics.

Fab women have never seen cocks. You sending them will make all of us soaking wet instantly. You’ll have an inbox full of FAF responses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least a dozen cock pics.

Fab women have never seen cocks. You sending them will make all of us soaking wet instantly. You’ll have an inbox full of FAF responses. "

Cock pic incoming lol

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Have your profile picture of you standing above a used toilet

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

You have great tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poetry. Chics dig poetry.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Diamonds are opaque

I can bake

Get on the couch

I'm awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wha would men do of breasts were actually made of sugar?

Or nipples could be tea spouts?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Wha would men do of breasts were actually made of sugar?

Or nipples could be tea spouts?"
sugars popular they'd still lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wha would men do of breasts were actually made of sugar?

……"

I thought they were

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Wha would men do of breasts were actually made of sugar?

Or nipples could be tea spouts?"

I guess you’d ask someone if they want one breast or two in their hot beverage.

The mr

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tell her she'll do and ask when you can come round for a fuck.

We love it when blokes assume it's a done deal in their first message.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"At least a dozen cock pics.

Fab women have never seen cocks. You sending them will make all of us soaking wet instantly. You’ll have an inbox full of FAF responses. "

Your poor inbox.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Make sure your opening message is as bland and inoffensive as possible so it can be copy pasted to every viable orifice.

Women love that "you'll do" kind of vibe

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Make sure your opening message is as bland and inoffensive as possible so it can be copy pasted to every viable orifice."

Bend over would you? I’ve a message to deliver.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Hello, seeing as you're on here I'm guessing you're dying to be fucked. Well, today is your lucky day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to flatter a lady with the first message "

Oi I want your pussy any will do will flatter her.

Send en masse.

Bound to get replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never send a face pic.

It is rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Hello, seeing as you're on here I'm guessing you're dying to be fucked. Well, today is your lucky day"

"

I've tried this one loads just falls on deaf ears. I just don't understand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have your profile picture of you standing above a used toilet"

Makes me cringe every time.

I also can’t help but look at how messy people’s rooms are. Maybe folks just get so horny they forget their surroundings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard if you approach with cake and a brew, that sometimes works.

Sometimes.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


""Hello, seeing as you're on here I'm guessing you're dying to be fucked. Well, today is your lucky day"

I've tried this one loads just falls on deaf ears. I just don't understand!"

Keep persevering and hounding them - it's all part of the game

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s all about the header.

Think wisely. It’s a common belief words like fun, sex, meet now, babe or even simple wow! (you get an idea?) will guarantee your message to be open, read AND responded to.

It’s really not that difficult.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"It’s all about the header.

Think wisely. It’s a common belief words like fun, sex, meet now, babe or even simple wow! (you get an idea?) will guarantee your message to be open, read AND responded to.

It’s really not that difficult."
Its all down to what mood you're in and luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your dripping and I’m a plumber who loves laying plenty of pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't look like you sweat much for a fat lass. Any hole is a goal as they say"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London


"It’s all about the header.

Think wisely. It’s a common belief words like fun, sex, meet now, babe or even simple wow! (you get an idea?) will guarantee your message to be open, read AND responded to.

It’s really not that difficult.Its all down to what mood you're in and luck "

No. It’s the header Fred, it’s all in the header.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you prefer the sky remote or the can?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note, a message that shows your personality. It won't guarantee a reply but humour and personality go a long way for me personally. Maybe something that shows you've read their profile too.

Good luck OP

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"It’s all about the header.

Think wisely. It’s a common belief words like fun, sex, meet now, babe or even simple wow! (you get an idea?) will guarantee your message to be open, read AND responded to.

It’s really not that difficult.Its all down to what mood you're in and luck

No. It’s the header Fred, it’s all in the header. "
today maybe

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just be genuine about it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Just be genuine about it "

Absolutely this.

Don’t tell her you think she’d do a grand job of the cooking and cleaning unless you genuinely mean it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just be genuine about it

Absolutely this.

Don’t tell her you think she’d do a grand job of the cooking and cleaning unless you genuinely mean it. "

I thought all women were born knowing how to cook and clean excellently

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Hi op

No flatter needed,

Just send a decent message that shows you've read their profile and are genuinely interested in them.

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