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By *ussle Sprout OP   Man
49 weeks ago

the middle

As the title says

If you could verify yourself - what would you say ?

Ps. Don't anyone dare to say "treat me with respect".

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By *allySlinkyWoman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

I want to keep her all to myself

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By *naswingdressWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

It'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Clearly doesn't understand the difference between inches and cm"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Nice norks. Pity she won't shut up.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
49 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Turned up in a 1980’s shell suit and stinking of White Lightning cider.

Matters went downhill from there when it turned out that his only manner of communication was ostensibly in grunts.

Would not recommend.’

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A fucking delight

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By *hil most chillMan
49 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Great profile, but I understand why he hides his face

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By *inkster seekingMan
49 weeks ago

Ponty


"Nice norks. Pity she won't shut up. "

Ha ha brillant

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
49 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

If Carlsberg did veri's this woundnt be it

Mr

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By *apiomanMan
49 weeks ago

Shipley

As irritating as his profile suggests.

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By *RWoodyCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

J - More shy than I thought she'd be, but she managed to scramble through. Just.

R - Doesn't always say an awful lot, but he's funny when he does. He does have gorgeous balls

J x Yes I've written both

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By *RWoodyCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Nice norks. Pity she won't shut up. "

J x

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By *iss.BellaWoman
49 weeks ago

Chester

Nothing special, pretty vanilla, brilliant sense of humour but she ate all my biscuits not fully convinced I'd meet her again

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

Had an incredible time with this gent. If you get the chance, don't let this one pass you by

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By *apiomanMan
49 weeks ago

Shipley


"Had an incredible time with this gent. If you get the chance, don't let this one pass you by"

You are welcome to eat my biscuits!

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By *estarossa.Woman
49 weeks ago

Flagrante

Not as good as she once was.

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By *valanche1001Man
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Lovely chap, now if he could just stop waving his willy about….

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By *mmaleiaWoman
49 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Awkward, becomes less awkward, a weirdo, but my curiosity over this 1 makes me persistent, pure sarcasm in 1950’s lingerie, hips that get wedged in doorways, what more could anybody want

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Had an incredible time with this gent. If you get the chance, don't let this one pass you by

You are welcome to eat my biscuits!"

What we got?

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By *cott14Man
49 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Better than a wank …… sometimes

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By *eyond PurityCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

What an arse!

K

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

She's ok for 10 minutes if you've nowt better to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Walks like a duck.

Sounds like a clown.

Laughs at herself.

Talks to herself.

Yes, her cunt was torn. By someone else, not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I always enjoy these self-veri threads

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
49 weeks ago

North West

Wheelie disappointing. Do not recommend!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
49 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'm so glad his momma didn't swallow him......

Mr

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By *essaMayWoman
49 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

Isn't your profile effectively your own verification?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I want to keep her all to myself"

But if you can't 'treat this one with respect'

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
49 weeks ago

ashford

Crazy as a box of frogs! But caring and inclusive of all x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

49 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Best 37 seconds of my life.....

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By *hrek101Man
49 weeks ago

Herts

Once the paper bag was secured he was amazing at the sex stuff

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By *ristolboy1005Man
49 weeks ago

bristol

More please....lol

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Isn't your profile effectively your own verification?"

Don't ruin a perfectly good thread.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
49 weeks ago

Worcester

Go for the fist up your bum, stay for the Marxist feminist dialectic.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

He was definitely generous..within a minute he cupcaked a fart and pushed it in my direction...

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
49 weeks ago

London

She is trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

He's not as funny as he thinks he is but wow was that a good 30 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The bum is bigger than it looks on the pics - but it’s the accent that surprised me most!

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By *essaMayWoman
49 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood


"Isn't your profile effectively your own verification?

Don't ruin a perfectly good thread. "

But that's my super power

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By *inger_SnapWoman
49 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Pass her by, it's probably for the best.

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By *sWyldWoman
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Only marginally better than a wank but she's nice with it!

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By *ularliWoman
49 weeks ago

Worcester

Boring as hell to talk to but little minx in the bedroom

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By *parkle1974Woman
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Stay well away from me, crap shag, drier than the sahara, no sense of humour and a complete twat x

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By *reative-mindMan
49 weeks ago

Exeter

Bit shy and awkward at first till in the bedroom, then things changed.

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By *reative-mindMan
49 weeks ago

Exeter


"Stay well away from me, crap shag, drier than the sahara, no sense of humour and a complete twat x"

Sounds a lot like my Ex.... sorry couldn't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Can be a little shy at first. Powerful but exceptionally gentle too which is very surprising due to height and build

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By *hickrod4funMan
49 weeks ago

Banbridge

He was sweet and easy to chat to, the bedroom action speaks for itself so I don't need to comment. Come back anytime you want!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
49 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

He came first, then finished all the cake the bastard....

Mr

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By *heGateKeeperMan
49 weeks ago

Stratford


"Wheelie disappointing. Do not recommend! "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
49 weeks ago

Stratford

I had high expectations and he surpassed them all. What a bloke!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Engaging, funny, sexy as hell.

Or.

Morose, sarcastic and unresponsive.

Can't tell which you'll get on any given day.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Domina is a devine goddess who will take you right to the edge of your sanity and drain ever essence of your soul until she is satisfied."

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Only marginally better than a wank but she's nice with it! "

I like this enough to post it as a profile update.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Looks better in the photos, socially awkward don't expect the sex but if your into awkward silences, random dancing and a little wobble then she's alright.

Mrs

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By *ndtheswingersMan
49 weeks ago

colchester

Had low expectations, didn't meet any of them.

Nice bloke even though he is a grammar Nazi

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

She what this sites meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I never knew I would enjoy being locked in stocks and fucked in the ass in front of about a hundred people, but he made me do it. Coming back for more in two weeks"

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester


"She what this sites meant to be "
I fcuking typed she's

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Turned up on time and did what he said he would do

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Good condition, reliable but a bit rusty! Like an old car!.. Overall good experience I’d give a 5 out of 10..

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By *ornycougaWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Someone has beaten me to it in my veris already: she's a fucking nightmare

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

He seems to have moved in. Send help.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Sucks dick like a champion, would penetrate again.

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

That’ll do pig, that’ll do

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By *asha86Couple
14 weeks ago

walsall

T - a little sarcastic / mouthy but offset by great tits and banter

D - great guy very funny with the smoothest balls

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

[Removed by poster at 20/10/24 07:04:53]

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

Claims he’s good looking - he’s right

Claims he’s got good humour - he’s right

Claims he’s an ok shag - he’s right

I’ll bang him again if he’ll have me back.

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By *iker JackMan
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Can bore a glass eye ball to sleep

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By *afkaMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

... Meh

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By *r Mind CandyMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

You ever seen a guy riding a unicycle…… man, what an asshole!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

Tolerable in small doses.

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By *un and pleasure 69Man
14 weeks ago

south coast toe of the boot

Decent enough for pleasurable and fun experiences for a couple who don’t mind it being enjoyable and fun for everyone to do what they always wanted to explore and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Never knew guys his age could be so hard and fuck so long. Who knew? Never stop exploring.

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By *rAitchMan
14 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I wasn't underewhelmed by him, because I wasn't even whelmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Mutton dressed as lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Take pity on me 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Gives a whole new meaning to sultry. One that is the opposite of the original meaning.

At least she'd douched.

🙄

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By *uckslut and MCouple
14 weeks ago

Poole

Been riden around the block a few times, but still good for a few more outtings. Has been maitained, over the years, so can be used hard. The owner is more than happy to lend out, and do reapairs as required. Or can be riden gently, to be kepted in circulation for many more years to come, for more to enjoy.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Kinda cute, decent in the sack. Like an annoying toddler with a neverending supply of 'Why?'.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
14 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Despite looking like a crazed meth addled outlaw biker in drag... they were quite pleasant and fun... though they did wiff slightly of fried onions and cat piss....I guess they'd run out of impulse...😹

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

Tagine wasn't lying. Don't say you weren't warned.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"Tagine wasn't lying. Don't say you weren't warned. "

Tagine? Tagline! My autocorrect thinks I have some sort of honest spicy stew. 😂

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