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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
it shocks,and mystifies me to hear this.
after three weeks,most guys need a flame thrower,and baseball bat,just to get the birds off their knob.
they've had to hire a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india,just to deal with the massive number of,fancy a shag messages they're receiving.
after three weeks,they'll have picked up three full time stalkers,and four part time stalkers (stalking you alternate weekends,and bank holidays)
they've had to resign from any gainful employment,and take up shagging full time.
their knob now resembling,a rolled up raw steak,recently tenderized.
i can only hope and pray,your plea for help,and advise,improves your dire lack of shagging fortunes,and sends you in the direction of the shagfest,enjoyed by all other single male fab members,fingers crossed.
on the other hand,it could be said,three weeks is a mere nanosecond,relative to swinging.
so ffs show some patience.   |
