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"D*unken texting - who invented it? Deep regrets. Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?" *fallen foul | |||
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober " Did you fire off d*unken scrolls? | |||
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?" I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive. | |||
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober Did you fire off d*unken scrolls? I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive. " That was a joy to read | |||
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober Did you fire off d*unken scrolls? I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive. " Haha!! Well you can’t beat a lengthy missive… | |||
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"D*unken texting - who invented it? Deep regrets. Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving? *fallen foul" Hic. I wuv uuuuu. | |||
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"I usually d*unk text one of my friends. That’s learnt behaviour though as we had to condition ourselves when we were about 18/19 to only text each other d*unk to avoid the next day hangxiety. She still lives in our hometown and sometimes it’s nice getting a random ‘have I ever told you how much I love you’ message from her on a Saturday night when we haven’t caught up in a while " Awwww that's just so sweet... I have a similar gf I should really connect with more often. She helped me get over an ex who although officially dumped me, was still coming back for sex and then going AWOL. She and I were suuuuper d*unk on the train... I can get morose when d*unk and was missing him. She got me to handover my phone, she tapped a "Fuck off you cun*ing cun*" text but didn't send it. She handed me back my phone with a "I dare you" look. I did tap Send and it was the start of my actual detachment. | |||
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"I’m d*unk now to be honest." Text me! | |||
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"I’m d*unk now to be honest. Text me!" And me, but not if your pants are wet, its not Wednesday, and d*unk wet pants are just , but other than that, text me too! | |||
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"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so.... " You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster. | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time." Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? | |||
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"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so.... You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster." Yep. Boring old me | |||
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"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so.... You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster. Yep. Boring old me " I don't remember you being boring! | |||
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"D*unken texting - who invented it? Deep regrets. Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?" Definitely made this mistake, Sent a d*unken message on fb to a female friend. We both flirted alot a few years ago. She has a hubby ( even back then). Sent her a tipsy message one Saturday, she read it but no reply. A couple a days later I messaged apologising for being a nob and promised it wouldn't happen again | |||
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"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so.... You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster. Yep. Boring old me I don't remember you being boring!" One person's boredom is another's excitement I suppose | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time. Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?" This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time. Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here " Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! | |||
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"I do this...end up telling people I love them even if don't which can be so annoying " I love you. | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time. Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! " That woman is pure indulgence | |||
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"I don't drink anymore, but I'm still capable of an inappropriate message " Feel free to send me some lol | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time. Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! That woman is pure indulgence " I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice! | |||
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board. In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again. But it’s Thursday this time. Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! That woman is pure indulgence I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice! " Oh hello! I’m d*unk right now! | |||
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"I got a new manager recently. He wanted to start a team WhatsApp group. I did warn him that I’m a prolific d*unk texter." | |||
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