FabSwingers.com forum: D*unken texting

By *stella OP Woman
45 weeks ago

London

D*unken texting - who invented it?

Deep regrets.

Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I had an ex that used to send me them. And I fucking miss her and her texts when she’s out so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I don’t send them anymore though because I have had enough rejection when I’m sober.

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By *stella OP Woman
45 weeks ago

London

"D*unken texting - who invented it?

Deep regrets.

Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?"

*fallen foul

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
45 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

I struggle to even type after a few drinks.

I do love receiving them though!

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I find them tedious. I don’t drink so am obviously always sober when the inevitable gobblajook lands in my poor inbox.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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45 weeks ago

East Sussex

Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober

Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

I sent someone a song (nothing soppy), and a few d*unken texts the other night. They took a major strop and deleted me... Oh well!

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By *ickeldimeCouple
45 weeks ago

Poynton

uuu lookin at ayyy fffging fker

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

I've done it a couple of times. I try not to but yeah, I just end up telling the person I think they're wonderful which I probably already have done. :D

I've received some fantastic ones, don't mind them at all.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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45 weeks ago

East Sussex

Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?"

I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive.

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By *m A FuckerMan
45 weeks ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

This is the reason im not on facebook,here is bad enough but d*unken txts on fb no no noooooo...been there done it..never again

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I have a couple lovely people on here I can message if a bit tipsy and find myself in forum land.

They are life savers as I really have no filter when imbibing the gin. Or shots. Shots are bad.

In real life, only my friends and MrAbz get them and they just laugh at me

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I do one of two things.

Don’t pick up my phone the entire day and live in fear until the hangover is gone or immediately delete all the chats from my phone. What I don’t know can’t hurt me

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By *untimes wantedMan
45 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Yes sent a few d*unken texts in the past and regretted it next day.

More so when you realise you sent the text to the wrong person.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?

I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive.

That was a joy to read

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Apparently I'm quite joyful and mischievous so I don't think anyone has hated my d*unk texting.

I don't really like booty calls from guys I haven't even had a social with...

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By *estarossa.Woman
45 weeks ago

Flagrante

Um yes!

Not very often though!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I’ve done it yes but my biggest fear is when I have a few different chats on the go at the same time on WhatsApp, one being my work group and I accidentally post something on there by mistake

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?

I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive.

Haha!! Well you can’t beat a lengthy missive…

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I can confess to have done the odd d*unken text …. Only have one I was proud of and got a great reply lol

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By *entleman JayMan
45 weeks ago

Wakefield

Never sent one. Never received one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
45 weeks ago

East London

I used to be terrible for doing this.

I'm getting better at not letting alcohol drenched me from sending texts, airing my grievances, or opening my heart.

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By *ad NannaWoman
45 weeks ago

East London

I warn my long term partner before I go out drinking to ignore anything I send after 9pm

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By *amie HantsWoman
45 weeks ago

Atlantis

I usually d*unk text one of my friends. That’s learnt behaviour though as we had to condition ourselves when we were about 18/19 to only text each other d*unk to avoid the next day hangxiety. She still lives in our hometown and sometimes it’s nice getting a random ‘have I ever told you how much I love you’ message from her on a Saturday night when we haven’t caught up in a while

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By *hunky GentMan
45 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"D*unken texting - who invented it?

Deep regrets.

Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?

*fallen foul"

Hic.

I wuv uuuuu.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Got the perfect song for this thread

dRnK TxtZ -- Juliette Reilly & danny G

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKkLB1idnX4&pp=ygUmZFJuSyBUeHRaIC0tIEp1bGlldHRlIFJlaWxseSAmIGRhbm55IEc%3D

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By *ames_HertsMan
45 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

D*unken texting can lead to great things too though

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever

I rarely get d*unk these days but I have a life hack, if anyone is interested to hear. I delete all conversations from WhatsApp/telegram from people not in my contacts (that’s Fab) so I can’t text anyone

Works great!

Now messaging on Fab on the other hand

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

I have, I have also sent a d*unk fab msg or two, I tend to switch my phone off now on the odd occasion I know I am going to get inebriated!

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By *naswingdressWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some of my medication is a bit... fun. I try to put my phone down.

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By *irebrand 1263Man
45 weeks ago

near you

Fab is a great outlet for horny messages,no need to be d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Druuunk when mobiles were not invented.

Nowadays. Tee total.

Do hate mistype.. Like m a bit flunk druuunk an hour ago waz meeetin a good times. Mr fab waz tooo punch druunk to perform... Tru dat.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I usually d*unk text one of my friends. That’s learnt behaviour though as we had to condition ourselves when we were about 18/19 to only text each other d*unk to avoid the next day hangxiety. She still lives in our hometown and sometimes it’s nice getting a random ‘have I ever told you how much I love you’ message from her on a Saturday night when we haven’t caught up in a while

Awwww that's just so sweet...

I have a similar gf I should really connect with more often. She helped me get over an ex who although officially dumped me, was still coming back for sex and then going AWOL.

She and I were suuuuper d*unk on the train... I can get morose when d*unk and was missing him. She got me to handover my phone, she tapped a "Fuck off you cun*ing cun*" text but didn't send it. She handed me back my phone with a "I dare you" look. I did tap Send and it was the start of my actual detachment.

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By *ealitybitesMan
45 weeks ago

Belfast

Never done it because I'm a lifelong teetotal but I have received a few from fabbers.

One of whom used to be on my friends list and had no idea they were outing themselves by messaging from one of their other profiles and proving how they had been lying to me for months.

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By *hilloutMan
45 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m d*unk now to be honest.

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By *stella OP Woman
45 weeks ago

London

"I’m d*unk now to be honest."

Text me!

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

"I’m d*unk now to be honest.

Text me!"

And me, but not if your pants are wet, its not Wednesday, and d*unk wet pants are just

, but other than that, text me too!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.

But it’s Thursday this time.

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By *ames_HertsMan
45 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

I don't drink anymore, but I'm still capable of an inappropriate message

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....

You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
45 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Post red wine Whatsapp messages -

There needs to be a 'are you sure you want to send this' pop up warning after 11pm

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time."

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?

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By *hilloutMan
45 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....

You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster."

Yep. Boring old me

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By *estarossa.Woman
45 weeks ago

Flagrante

"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....

You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster.

Yep. Boring old me

I don't remember you being boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"D*unken texting - who invented it?

Deep regrets.

Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?"

Definitely made this mistake, Sent a d*unken message on fb to a female friend. We both flirted alot a few years ago.

She has a hubby ( even back then).

Sent her a tipsy message one Saturday, she read it but no reply.

A couple a days later I messaged apologising for being a nob and promised it wouldn't happen again

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By *hilloutMan
45 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....

You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster.

Yep. Boring old me

I don't remember you being boring!"

One person's boredom is another's excitement I suppose

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time.

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?"

This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here

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By *hil most chillMan
45 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I once had a married fwb and d*unkenly texted her about 8 times on new years eve once. She was not impressed, although why she didn't just put her phone on silent after the first one I do not know

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By *lmost TouchingMan
45 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

Sent a friend (girl) that I have fancied for a while a naughty text or seven…

She has a guy.

She came back politely that she was not interested but know knows with little doubt what I think… FFS cringe!

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over

Not sent but got one or two before. You could tell they were under the influence

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By *andynecklaceWoman
45 weeks ago

Someplace

I do this...end up telling people I love them even if don't which can be so annoying

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time.

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?

This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here

Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!

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By *lder.Woman
45 weeks ago

Not Local

I didnt even need to be d*unk to send cringe worthy texts. Im reformed now anyway (and got no bugger to send any too)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I do this...end up telling people I love them even if don't which can be so annoying "

I love you.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time.

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?

This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here

Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!

That woman is pure indulgence

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By *educing_EmCouple
45 weeks ago

Tipperary

I've never sent one to anyone that would make me feel embarrassed thankfully

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

"I don't drink anymore, but I'm still capable of an inappropriate message

Feel free to send me some lol

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time.

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?

This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here

Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!

That woman is pure indulgence

I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice!

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By *stella OP Woman
45 weeks ago

London

"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.

But it’s Thursday this time.

Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?

This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here

Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!

That woman is pure indulgence

I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice!

Oh hello! I’m d*unk right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Yes I've definitely sent d*unken texts and received them. Nothing negative has ever resulted from them so no regrets here.

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By *olfandtazCouple
45 weeks ago

Bristol

I've received my fair share of d*unken messages from friends who want a lift.

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By *mcheshireMan
45 weeks ago

Cheshire

Sent a fair few d*unken texts before and once sent a cock pic to who I thought was my ex but was my boss at the time with the same name. Was an awkward Monday morning meeting

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By *alm_one4Man
45 weeks ago

RM16

Never sent, and only received once. An ex, 2 years after she dumped me for a Guy with the same Christian name. ‘Got mixed up’ apparently and ‘stupidly haven’t deleted your number’. I did say ‘fuck sake how pissed are you?’

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By *sWyldWoman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I don't even need to be d*unk to send those types of messages. I'm an emotional texter or worse, email sender

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I think people should own their d*unken text!

Never apologise just ride the storm.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford

This has been my week. Apologies to anyone who has received nonsense off me as a result

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester

I got a new manager recently. He wanted to start a team WhatsApp group. I did warn him that I’m a prolific d*unk texter.

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By *ellinever70Woman
45 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm able to control my impulses

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By *oontzMan
45 weeks ago

Nantwich

I received a text message from my neighbour a while ago and she was clearly d*unk. Problem is I'd had a few beers too so one thing led to another. Oh boy do I regret that!!

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By *ecky and justCouple
45 weeks ago

Godalming

Hmmm.

Have been known to send a few drink texts in the past.

Thankfully to friends who know me and brush it off as such.

Never to an ex.

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By *naswingdressWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I got a new manager recently. He wanted to start a team WhatsApp group. I did warn him that I’m a prolific d*unk texter."

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