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Bloody house stinks of fish now...

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just made a gorgeous pea and haddock risotto, but my hands and the house absolutely pong now...damn good job I haven't made any meet arrangements tonight, I'd be as welcome as botulism at a buffet!

And no cracks about how normal it is for girls/me to smell of fish you rotten sods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard that cutting an onion in half and leaving it out helps, but then of course the house smells of onion, lol.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

try swingers support, they may be able to offer help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have used kippers. The smell isn't so strong

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I like to guess the 'story' before i open the whole post....

my guess -

just found an old bag of washing, opened it and......

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"try swingers support, they may be able to offer help "

Blonde moment View lol (actually I'm fairly sure there's a better class of person posts in swingers support)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"try swingers support, they may be able to offer help

Blonde moment View lol (actually I'm fairly sure there's a better class of person posts in swingers support) "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

burn a candle in the kitchen when cooking strng smelling foods, its meant to stop them smelling so much

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"burn a candle in the kitchen when cooking strng smelling foods, its meant to stop them smelling so much"

Thanks Evie, I'll try that next time

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Should have used kippers. The smell isn't so strong "

Boak...can't abide kippers

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

boil some vinegar with water about one third vinegar to two of water. Spray the house and its gone in no time. Good for tobacco smells too.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house "

They've just yelled over the back wall "Oi, Caz - is it knicker washing day already?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only fish that smells is very old fish. Fresh caught fish has no odour... best look at where you bought it from and see how old it is.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house

They've just yelled over the back wall "Oi, Caz - is it knicker washing day already?" "

Shout back 'No, I've just done a fanny fart, that's all'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house

They've just yelled over the back wall "Oi, Caz - is it knicker washing day already?"

Shout back 'No, I've just done a fanny fart, that's all'.

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you dont wear knickers do ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house

They've just yelled over the back wall "Oi, Caz - is it knicker washing day already?" "

You wear knicks i always imagined you would go commando

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"The only fish that smells is very old fish. Fresh caught fish has no odour... best look at where you bought it from and see how old it is."
u ever been to billingsgate market, dont come much fresher , but there a def smell there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The only fish that smells is very old fish. Fresh caught fish has no odour... best look at where you bought it from and see how old it is."

dunno about that....kippers certainly honk when they are cooked

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The only fish that smells is very old fish. Fresh caught fish has no odour... best look at where you bought it from and see how old it is.

dunno about that....kippers certainly honk when they are cooked "

It was fresh from the market, maybe I just have a very sensitive nose...the ruddy cat can certainly smell it, she was hanging round my feet while I was cooking it!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"What do the neighbours think of the fish smell drifting into their house

They've just yelled over the back wall "Oi, Caz - is it knicker washing day already?"

Shout back 'No, I've just done a fanny fart, that's all'.

you dont wear knickers do ya "

Not for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do pea and prawn risotto, it's lovely with a bit of mint. Bonus is the prawns don't stink the place out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

mix vinegar and water and leave in a jar in the kitchen

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Just made a gorgeous pea and haddock risotto, but my hands and the house absolutely pong now...damn good job I haven't made any meet arrangements tonight, I'd be as welcome as botulism at a buffet!

And no cracks about how normal it is for girls/me to smell of fish you rotten sods! "

Love smoked Haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I burn incense in the kitchen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My housemate burns most things in the kitchen

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I've just bought my neighbour a cooking timer so she doesn't have to use the smoke alarm as one anymore.

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

open the windows - now there's an idea!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I've just bought my neighbour a cooking timer so she doesn't have to use the smoke alarm as one anymore."
lol can you buy me one.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Your bloody house stinks of fish???'

What manner of carnage has taken place madam? Are you some sort of sub aqua abattoir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut lemon up put it in water and pop into microwave for a few mins/.....open microwave and let the fumes from warm lemon drift....I cook loads of fish and do this all time..soon gets rid of smell

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Cut lemon up put it in water and pop into microwave for a few mins/.....open microwave and let the fumes from warm lemon drift....I cook loads of fish and do this all time..soon gets rid of smell "
that sounds a good idea, not any danger of me cooking fish but I love the smell of lemons.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

whos opened there legs ladies?? own up

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs


"Just made a gorgeous pea and haddock risotto, but my hands and the house absolutely pong now...damn good job I haven't made any meet arrangements tonight, I'd be as welcome as botulism at a buffet!

And no cracks about how normal it is for girls/me to smell of fish you rotten sods! "

steam the haddock in microwave bags, then just flake into the risotto, just the same as when making kedgeree.

lemon slices or vinegar in a jug or pan warmed will help to remove/lessen the smell, it also works to freshen the microwave

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