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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Us guys have balls which hang outside of our bodies so that our sperm can be kept at a constant temperature - what a wondeful fucking idea !! I hate having balls they are such an inconvenience, always getting in the way, hanging out of my undies, sweating etc etc, cumon fellas you know what I mean ?

So why did God not make sperm that lives at a couple of degrees higher temperature and thus allowing us to ha ve internal balls and allowing us to wear womans panties (just a thought) ?

Seems like a winning idea to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a woman to give em a good kick...they might live in ya fer a bit lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Us guys have balls which hang outside of our bodies so that our sperm can be kept at a constant temperature - what a wondeful fucking idea !! I hate having balls they are such an inconvenience, always getting in the way, hanging out of my undies, sweating etc etc, cumon fellas you know what I mean ?

So why did God not make sperm that lives at a couple of degrees higher temperature and thus allowing us to ha ve internal balls and allowing us to wear womans panties (just a thought) ?

Seems like a winning idea to me "
But what would ya play with whilst watching tv then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is simple.

If men didn't have balls, their cock would be covered in shit every time they farted and then we'd never get any blowjobs.

Now, do you wants balls and BJ's or a shitty dick?

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Is this some sort of posh thread, because theres a bollox one?.....does this site differentiate between the sayers of bollox opposed to the ones who say balls?.....i think not....so bollox to your balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corse its a posh thread cos they would have spelt bollox Bollocks which is a load of balls anyway...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

is it pronounced Ball locks here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it pronounced Ball locks here then?"

No, it's pronounced TEST-I-CLES ... which is the medical word for Bollox.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"is it pronounced Ball locks here then?

No, it's pronounced TEST-I-CLES ... which is the medical word for Bollox. "

Where the fuck is the fuck post you dropped in my bollox?....is this thread too educated to be fucked?...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

offers to totally remove them

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"offers to totally remove them

"

You fiend.....

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"offers to totally remove them

You fiend..... "

haha

dont believe all you read or are told x x x

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