FabSwingers.com forum: What not to say at a fab social date...

By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Because it's tough to do at a social with over 100 people. But I ain't no quitter!

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By *he KinkysCouple
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time.

think that would do it haha xx

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Oh that’s just my mum and dad. We’re very close.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
40 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Have you put some weight on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Oh that’s just my mum and dad. We’re very close."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I didn't recognise you, the lighting here must not be as good as your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Sorry didn’t have time to change my knickers they still full off cum hopefully that’s ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Have you put some weight on "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

What's that white stain on your trousers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time.

think that would do it haha xx"

I think I might try it at my next social!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"What's that white stain on your trousers?"

...Ooops toothpaste. Brushed in a hurry because I lost track of time wanking to your pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Sorry didn’t have time to change my knickers they still full off cum hopefully that’s ok "

Yeah, that's ok. It's only a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"What's that white stain on your trousers?

...Ooops toothpaste. Brushed in a hurry because I lost track of time wanking to your pictures.

Oh! I thought it was cum from the bloke you sucked off before you met me

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

I brought my own cucumber!

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I do hope your cunt isn’t too roomy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I didn't recognise you, the lighting here must not be as good as your photos"

....And you look older than 23?

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By *electableicecreamMan
40 weeks ago

The West

Sorry I'm late. My last meet ran on and I just couldn't get enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I brought my own cucumber!

I brought my own salad cream for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sorry didn’t have time to change my knickers they still full off cum hopefully that’s ok

Yeah, that's ok. It's only a social.

Ha ha good come back

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Excuse the squirming. I've got this dreadful itch, and you can't scratch certain places in public. If this goes well, I'll show you, if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Shall I order some food? A salad for you, right?

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By *reative-mindMan
40 weeks ago

Exeter

Are those real?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Which interest from your profile would you like to start with?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Can you remind me…Which one are you again?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So......socials just mean no anal, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

‘Oh yeah, it’s like on the meet I had earlier today, she said …’

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

are you my 2pm or my 2:15?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Can you just whack it on the table and I'll get my ruler out

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

Sorry, my breath smells of cum, I had a meet earlier! Its Jim, right?

No, oh sorry, that must be tonight!

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By *oupleus30Couple
40 weeks ago

Minster

Has anyone got a remote so I can prove it's me

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

"‘Oh yeah, it’s like on the meet I had earlier today, she said …’"

Jinx!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Sorry I'm late. My last meet ran on and I just couldn't get enough."

I think you'd be ok there. A man that can plan and multitask. Women love that quality. Win win!

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By *reative-mindMan
40 weeks ago

Exeter

Did I mention I went to Sydney University?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"‘Oh yeah, it’s like on the meet I had earlier today, she said …’

Jinx!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

I'm chucking away here. Some great bantz!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I brought my own cucumber!

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is it pickled?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I brought my own cucumber!

is it pickled?"

It will be soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Wakanda forever. Haha. No but seriously I’m Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

I should never of doubted your Mum, she said you'd arrive on time and wear a slutty outfit. Can you do a handstand too?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sorry I'm late. My last meet ran on and I just couldn't get enough."

Estella did a thread about this. The guys seemed pretty ok with a woman that would say that

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I went to the toilet before you came and there's enough room in the cubicle for 2 people if you fancy it

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I had to try and find something to wear and I couldn’t decide so I just picked up what I wore to work couple of days ago. Fortunately it was still in the was basket. Was such a nice outfit don’t you think? ASOS.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Sorry I’m late, my wife wanted to speak to my mates to make sure I was really going for drinks with them

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sorry I’m fidgeting, my piles burst and I didn’t wipe my bottom properly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Excuse the squirming. I've got this dreadful itch, and you can't scratch certain places in public. If this goes well, I'll show you, if you like

I'll look but no touching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Sorry I’m late, my wife wanted to speak to my mates to make sure I was really going for drinks with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I went to the toilet before you came and there's enough room in the cubicle for 2 people if you fancy it

If she says no thanks, She's cheating!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Sorry I’m fidgeting, my piles burst and I didn’t wipe my bottom properly. "

"Me too", she replies. At least you can fidget over pleasentries equally.

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
40 weeks ago

Launceston

So did I mention I don't have sex before marriage? I already bought us rings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I had to try and find something to wear and I couldn’t decide so I just picked up what I wore to work couple of days ago. Fortunately it was still in the was basket. Was such a nice outfit don’t you think? ASOS. "

The fact you put effort into finding the outfit in your wash basket ..... She'll feel so desired.

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By *orny PTMan
40 weeks ago

Peterborough

Which silhouette are you?

Show me you pussy and see if I recognise you, those flaps are so unique.

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!"

I have said this at a social before

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Is it going in the pink or the stink then....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"So did I mention I don't have sex before marriage? I already bought us rings!

That looks a bit of a squeeze, but heck, if I put it on soft it might fit.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Anyone got any Caneston?

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By *imply DeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Wherever

"I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!"

It’s been said to me actually

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

You look alot like your sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Is it going in the pink or the stink then....

Mr "

She might have pout pink lips but bad breath....?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Is it going in the pink or the stink then....

She might have pout pink lips but bad breath....?

The stink it is then

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

Would you mind putting this bag over your head? No offence, I'm just used to you from your pics, from the neck down.

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

So, how many sexual partners have you had?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Is it going in the pink or the stink then....

She might have pout pink lips but bad breath....?

The stink it is then

Mr "

Yep. Just close your nose and it will feel the same!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

You look a little bit bigger than in your pictures

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It’s nice to finally meet you.

My binoculars weren’t powerful enough and your rubbish is boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"So, how many sexual partners have you had?

Well during the swinging sixties I had.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Would you mind putting this bag over your head? No offence, I'm just used to you from your pics, from the neck down."

....But previous women have found my orgasm face a turn on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"You look a little bit bigger than in your pictures"

My weight fluctuates depending on the weather.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

Haha I hope our date lasts longer than my last one. The minute he dropped his pants and he was smaller than 8"... I totally lost interest ... Pppfffttt.

Now where were we?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
40 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

No, you haven’t seen me in Fab, I blocked you

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By *amie HantsWoman
40 weeks ago

Atlantis

You’re 49? How long have you been 49?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Attention everyone, lost property call...there have been a number of items handed in to reception...

15 sky remotes

12 Lynx cans

Can the owners please collect them asap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Haha I hope our date lasts longer than my last one. The minute he dropped his pants and he was smaller than 8"... I totally lost interest ... Pppfffttt.

Now where were we?"

I'm still taking it all out to show you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Attention everyone, lost property call...there have been a number of items handed in to reception...

15 sky remotes

12 Lynx cans

Can the owners please collect them asap."

Not a sweat. I'm with virgin and use Brute. (phew)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"You’re 49? How long have you been 49?"

It was a mistype. I'm actually only 29, I just lost my hair early and have a natural beer belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Is it going in the pink or the stink then....

She might have pout pink lips but bad breath....?

The stink it is then

Mr "

Up the marmite tower!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Your silhouette really doesn't look like it does on fab...

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By *orny PTMan
40 weeks ago

Peterborough

"I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!"

They were her clothes, not mine.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales

Oh.. so how long ago did you take that face picture?

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By *olfandtazCouple
40 weeks ago

Bristol

So you don't always carry a can of lynx/ sky remote for comparison?

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Does this look infected to you? The bus driver wouldn’t answer. Don’t worry, I’ll just finger blast you later

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By *ornycougaWoman
40 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Sorry I was slow at replying, I was fucking this woman I matched with on Tinder all night (this actually happened!)

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By *rispyDuckMan
40 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sorry I’m late just coming from a gangbang

Or you look just like the other person I was fucking last night

hahaha

Next __

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

You look older than your pictures. Thank god.

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Sorry I was slow at replying, I was fucking this woman I matched with on Tinder all night (this actually happened!) "

And what did he say then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

When I said come like on Fab, I didn't mean squirt in my JD and !

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By *cLovin2Man
40 weeks ago

Reading

You know that you look 20 years older than your pictures, but you're 30?

You've had 5 kids? I thought I could hear an echo.

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By *agnar73Man
40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Would you mind putting this bag over your head? No offence, I'm just used to you from your pics, from the neck down."

‘No problem, draw a smile under the eye holes’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Yes you did say you were a bit of a tomboy, but the full beard?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Goodnight Fab. It's been fun.

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By *inamicMan
40 weeks ago

Blackpool

I could probably write a book on everything not to say If that's of any use

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By *ornycougaWoman
40 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Sorry I was slow at replying, I was fucking this woman I matched with on Tinder all night (this actually happened!)

And what did he say then?!

Loooool Felix. I don't think it would have had a detrimental impact on lil insatiable me. I'm sure it would have done for him tho... But I didn't give him the opportunity to prove me wrong!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London

Shall we join the quiz?

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By *heekychap4funMan
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Good evening

I hardly recognised you with your clothes on.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Wasn’t expecting you to have that face, judging by your pictures I thought you would have been better looking.

The mr

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
40 weeks ago

Londontown

Shay hellow to'ma liddle frend

Ps: nice to meet you

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Did I mention I went to Sydney University? "

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
40 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Fancy a fuck

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

Hi I'm Fred and i have Aides

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By *od ThrusterMan
40 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

There's always the old favourite "D'ya want some cock snot up ya fart pipe?"

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"There's always the old favourite "D'ya want some cock snot up ya fart pipe?""

That is strangely arousing... Do I need help?!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Damn, I left my jelly babies at a better party

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By *orny PTMan
40 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Damn, I left my jelly babies at a better party

Vodka infused?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Damn, I left my jelly babies at a better party

Vodka infused?"

Nope, Rowntrees

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Fuck you really want my username, you blocked me months ago...

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By *icassolifelikeMan
40 weeks ago

Luton

Photoshopped your picture then?

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By *estarossa.Woman
40 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Photoshopped your picture then? "

You promised you wouldn't tell!

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
40 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

"Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time.

My wife is here on FAB, she’s beautiful and we both do our own thing, and together. But, she met a guy for a coffee here in Manchester. All was good on the build up.

However, once at the table drinking a coffee, after the pleased to meet you’d, he said he thought all the women on the site were paid for services (you know That word!)he said it! as a friend had told him that, and he couldn’t understand why coffee socials was important, Why my wife wasn’t putting out? She felt like smacking him and storming off.

However she saw the coffee through, wrote his ad-homonym Veri, ‘he’s human and is real’ but also wrote him a very candid scathing review back to his inbox.

He deleted his account within minutes of receiving it.

To be clear and then removal of doubt, His comments are not ours. Our approach is very diligent and very respectful.

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By *cLovin2Man
40 weeks ago

Reading

Oh it's you!

I wasn't interested in you, I wanted the other hot chick in the photo. Man I'd smash her into next week.

Do you have her number?

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