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"‘Should I wash this hoodie on 30 or 40 degrees?’ " That’s deep fr | |||
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"It was work related and to do with LinkedIn." Should you follow your manager? I always say not until you leave | |||
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"Why has my local Co Op put bars of Dairy Milk in security boxes " Co-OP’s are SO extra. I used to work in one | |||
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"Can I move the body on my own and where do I get rid of it? " I’m heavy but my enemies will probably help | |||
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"I've got things that I should be excited for and to look forward to... But why am I still feeling meh? " Have you tried going to sleep and waking up again? | |||
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"If we are the sum result of our own thoughts and actions oh dear!" After much thought- yes | |||
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"Well, now it's what's my deepest throat this decade." I hope you’ve smashed all your targets so far today | |||
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"If a tree falls in a wood with no one around to see or hear it ……………. ……………….. is a woman always right? " Nah. Only like 48% of the time. And 48% isn’t worth thinking too deeply about. | |||
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"Well, now it's what's my deepest throat this decade. I hope you’ve smashed all your targets so far today " Today is not a day for deep thoughts admittedly. Beyond why is my cocktail late of course I'm having a great day | |||
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"Well, now it's what's my deepest throat this decade. I hope you’ve smashed all your targets so far today Today is not a day for deep thoughts admittedly. Beyond why is my cocktail late of course I'm having a great day " Never thought I’d see the day that this makes me so happy. Go have another orgasm | |||
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"Well, now it's what's my deepest throat this decade. I hope you’ve smashed all your targets so far today Today is not a day for deep thoughts admittedly. Beyond why is my cocktail late of course I'm having a great day Never thought I’d see the day that this makes me so happy. Go have another orgasm" More cocktails first. But after that. Yes sir | |||
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"I've got things that I should be excited for and to look forward to... But why am I still feeling meh? Have you tried going to sleep and waking up again? " At least twice a day | |||
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"Do I fetish my darker-skinned lovers when seeing my pale breasts against their darker chests, or my arms wrapped around their big, dark shoulders makes me feel desire. " Shit. That’s a bit deep for a Wednesday. | |||
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"I've got things that I should be excited for and to look forward to... But why am I still feeling meh? Have you tried going to sleep and waking up again? At least twice a day" Only God can help you now. I’ve paged him. | |||
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"Is it appropriate to use the word 'race' " Is it a question of the rapidity with which two or more things achieve something, when pitted against each other? | |||
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"Why am I still pining for someone I can’t have any more, and why am I angry at myself for letting me even have the thought enter my brain for a nanosecond." shit. That’s relatable | |||
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"Am I too entrenched in all of this to find someone to be in a normal relationship with?" Can you not have both?... Mr | |||
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"Am I too entrenched in all of this to find someone to be in a normal relationship with? Can you not have both?... Mr " Very, very, very, very, very unlikely. | |||
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"I thought about the Mariana Trench, that was deep!!! " Came here to say this. | |||
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"Am I too entrenched in all of this to find someone to be in a normal relationship with? Can you not have both?... Mr Very, very, very, very, very unlikely." I used to think that Joe, then life, the universe, kisme, serendipity whatever showed me differently Mr | |||
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"Will I ever be able to afford to retire, or will they keep moving the age further out until I drop!" | |||
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"I really fancy shagging Idris Elba, but I’m worried that I might be racist…." Don’t think too hard. Noah fence but don’t think he’d be interested as he’s married and black men don’t cheat | |||
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"I was thinking about obsidian. Volcanic glass half an inch thick that you can see the sun and moon through. Whaaaaat? " Beautiful. Just beautiful. | |||
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"I really fancy shagging Idris Elba, but I’m worried that I might be racist…. Don’t think too hard. Noah fence but don’t think he’d be interested as he’s married and black men don’t cheat" Oh but they do…….. | |||
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"I was thinking about obsidian. Volcanic glass half an inch thick that you can see the sun and moon through. Whaaaaat? Beautiful. Just beautiful. " I'm bringing it to one of your picnics soon so it can blow your mind too | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow " What did you decide? | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide?" I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide? I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies " Oh, now I'm sad for you too, but you'll be home soon! | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide? I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies Oh, now I'm sad for you too, but you'll be home soon!" I loved at the breakfast menu over here and it doesn’t look appealing in the slightest. I hope I don’t waste away | |||
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"If olive oil is made from olives and almond oil is made from almonds, what is baby oil made from!!! " Hmmmmm | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide? I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies Oh, now I'm sad for you too, but you'll be home soon! I loved at the breakfast menu over here and it doesn’t look appealing in the slightest. I hope I don’t waste away " You stay strong, there is a Big Mac with your name on waiting for you!! | |||
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"If olive oil is made from olives and almond oil is made from almonds, what is baby oil made from!!! Hmmmmm " Anno!!! | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide? I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies Oh, now I'm sad for you too, but you'll be home soon! I loved at the breakfast menu over here and it doesn’t look appealing in the slightest. I hope I don’t waste away You stay strong, there is a Big Mac with your name on waiting for you!!" Ha! And the rest *rubs tummy* Hey Fattie Bum Bum | |||
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"If it takes 1 man, 1 hour to dig a hole.. how long does it take 2 men to dig half a hole?????" Hah I know this, you can’t dig half a hole | |||
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"Shall I get a maccies or wait until I’m back home tomorrow What did you decide? I’m in my hotel and I haven’t had a maccies Oh, now I'm sad for you too, but you'll be home soon! I loved at the breakfast menu over here and it doesn’t look appealing in the slightest. I hope I don’t waste away You stay strong, there is a Big Mac with your name on waiting for you!! Ha! And the rest *rubs tummy* Hey Fattie Bum Bum " | |||
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"If it takes 1 man, 1 hour to dig a hole.. how long does it take 2 men to dig half a hole????? Hah I know this, you can’t dig half a hole " Well that joke expired pretty quick.. thanks Lol | |||
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"If it takes 1 man, 1 hour to dig a hole.. how long does it take 2 men to dig half a hole????? Hah I know this, you can’t dig half a hole Well that joke expired pretty quick.. thanks Lol " Sorry I got excited | |||
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"If it takes 1 man, 1 hour to dig a hole.. how long does it take 2 men to dig half a hole????? Hah I know this, you can’t dig half a hole Well that joke expired pretty quick.. thanks Lol Sorry I got excited " I wish I excited all women that quickly :/ | |||
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"If it takes 1 man, 1 hour to dig a hole.. how long does it take 2 men to dig half a hole????? Hah I know this, you can’t dig half a hole Well that joke expired pretty quick.. thanks Lol Sorry I got excited I wish I excited all women that quickly :/ " | |||
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"Which of my mums mates would I most like to fuck" Stifflers mom vibes | |||
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"Is it appropriate to use the word 'race' Is it a question of the rapidity with which two or more things achieve something, when pitted against each other? " What about the single person race against time, as in finishing this chocolate bar before being caught and have to share it. | |||
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"My head doesn't stop at the moment so - Am I a shit mum? How do I do it better? Will my kids grow up and hate me? Am I like my mum? (I fucking hope not) Is my little one a bit behind because of me? Mrs " I have older kids. People who worry about how good a parent they are aren't the ones who need to worry. You don't even realise all the good you're doing because of how much you care. | |||
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"My head doesn't stop at the moment so - Am I a shit mum? How do I do it better? Will my kids grow up and hate me? Am I like my mum? (I fucking hope not) Is my little one a bit behind because of me? Mrs I have older kids. People who worry about how good a parent they are aren't the ones who need to worry. You don't even realise all the good you're doing because of how much you care. " 100% Love this 3 Keep doing what your doing supermums xxx | |||
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