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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

If someone handed you a mic and said whatever you say for the next 60 seconds, every human is going to hear it.

What are you saying?

The comments on a post I just seen were to funny not to ask in here

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Make sure you wash your legs you nasty people. And make sure you wipe your willy after you wee. And wash your bum.

Brush your teeth. Stop taking baths as substitutes for showers. Cream your fucking skin.

And free all the mandem.

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By *valanche1001Man
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Could everyone just play nice, PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Make sure you wash your legs you nasty people. And make sure you wipe your willy after you wee. And wash your bum.

Brush your teeth. Stop taking baths as substitutes for showers. Cream your fucking skin.

And free all the mandem. "

That’ll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I had hoped this thread was ‘what you saying?’ As in ‘what’s up?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"I had hoped this thread was ‘what you saying?’ As in ‘what’s up?’"

I’m such a disappointment, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I know you think we can’t see the dry skin in between your fingers if you lick it but we can.

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By *uvery30Woman
40 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Make sure you wash your legs you nasty people. And make sure you wipe your willy after you wee. And wash your bum.

Brush your teeth. Stop taking baths as substitutes for showers. Cream your fucking skin.

And free all the mandem. "

Think you said it for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"I had hoped this thread was ‘what you saying?’ As in ‘what’s up?’

I’m such a disappointment, I know "

Just the language barrier that’s all x

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By *amie HantsWoman
40 weeks ago

Atlantis

Pineapple does belong on pizza

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By *rispyDuckMan
40 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Not sure at the top of my head what exactly I would say, but it would definitely start with the words “Dearly beloved, we are gathered around our radios today ___” hahaha

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By *urvytreatWoman
40 weeks ago

somewhere nice


"Pineapple does belong on pizza "

Totally agree!!

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Everyone? *coughs* Is this thing on?

Ahem.

Don’t be a dick. Don’t be a cunt.

Thankyouthatisall.

*drops mic*

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By *heGigglersCouple
40 weeks ago

Stourbridge

What's up man, hey yo what's up

Yeah what's going on here?

I'm sick and tired of 5-0 running up on the block

You know what I'm saying?

Yo, Snow they came around here looking for you the other day

(Word?) Word, bust it

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door

One ee come crawl troo, troo my window

So dey put me in de back de car at de station

From that point on me reach my destination

Where the destination reachin' outta East Detention, where dey

Looked down me pants, look up me bottom, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

So, bigger dem are they think dem have more power

De pon di phone me say dat one hour

Me for want to use a once an' now me call me lover

Lover who me callin an' a one Tamei

An' mi love er' in my heart down to my belly-a

Yes say daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly

Yes the one MC Shan an' the one Daddy Snow

Together we-a love'em is a tor-na-do

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

So, listen for me, you better listen for me now

Listen for me, you better listen for me now

When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a

Yes a daddy me Snow me are de article don

But the in an a-out a dance an they say where you come from-a?

People dem say ya come from Jamaica

But me born an' raised in the ghetto that I want ya to know-a

Pure black people man that's all I man know

Yeah me shoes are a-tear up an'a me toes just a show-a

Where me-a born in are de one Toronto, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Come with a nice young lady

Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie

Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie

Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a

Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a

You never know say daddy me Snow me are the boom shakata

Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a

Yes-a daddy me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Why wo ee, why wo ee, an' wo ee an' wo ee

Me sitting 'round cool with my dibbie-dibbie girl

Police knock my door, lick up my pal

Rough me up and I can't do a thing

Pick up my line when my telephone ring

Take me to the station black up my hands

Trail me down 'cause I'm hanging with the Snowman

What I'm gonna do? I'm backed and I'm trapped

Slap me in the face and took all of my gap

They have no clues and they wanna get warmer

But Shan won't turn informer

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Diggity dum, diggity diggity dum, an' wo ee, an wo, an wo ee

Or something like that

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

Vote for Willy

Rear of the Year

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I know you think that we don’t know what you get up to when your camera is off and you’re on mute but we do and frankly it’s disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"What's up man, hey yo what's up

Yeah what's going on here?

I'm sick and tired of 5-0 running up on the block

You know what I'm saying?

Yo, Snow they came around here looking for you the other day

(Word?) Word, bust it

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door

One ee come crawl troo, troo my window

So dey put me in de back de car at de station

From that point on me reach my destination

Where the destination reachin' outta East Detention, where dey

Looked down me pants, look up me bottom, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

So, bigger dem are they think dem have more power

De pon di phone me say dat one hour

Me for want to use a once an' now me call me lover

Lover who me callin an' a one Tamei

An' mi love er' in my heart down to my belly-a

Yes say daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly

Yes the one MC Shan an' the one Daddy Snow

Together we-a love'em is a tor-na-do

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

So, listen for me, you better listen for me now

Listen for me, you better listen for me now

When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a

Yes a daddy me Snow me are de article don

But the in an a-out a dance an they say where you come from-a?

People dem say ya come from Jamaica

But me born an' raised in the ghetto that I want ya to know-a

Pure black people man that's all I man know

Yeah me shoes are a-tear up an'a me toes just a show-a

Where me-a born in are de one Toronto, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Come with a nice young lady

Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie

Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie

Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a

Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a

You never know say daddy me Snow me are the boom shakata

Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a

Yes-a daddy me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top, so

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Why wo ee, why wo ee, an' wo ee an' wo ee

Me sitting 'round cool with my dibbie-dibbie girl

Police knock my door, lick up my pal

Rough me up and I can't do a thing

Pick up my line when my telephone ring

Take me to the station black up my hands

Trail me down 'cause I'm hanging with the Snowman

What I'm gonna do? I'm backed and I'm trapped

Slap me in the face and took all of my gap

They have no clues and they wanna get warmer

But Shan won't turn informer

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

A licky boom boom down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom boom down

Diggity dum, diggity diggity dum, an' wo ee, an wo, an wo ee

Or something like that

"

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Vote for Willy

Rear of the Year "

I would have added some more waffle but I've got football at 7

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By *iasubTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Ilkeston

No word required. Places another mic next to it to get the awful feedback noise

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