FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest scene in film or TV?

By *hrowawaydevice1987 OP Man
49 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Which scene jumps out at you as the most memorable scene in TV or film?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

When he kicks that dog off the bridge in Anchorman

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By *napperSpikeMan
49 weeks ago

St Albans

Del Boy attempting to lean nonchalantly on a bar that isn't there or the chandelier scenes in Only fools & Horses.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

One that gets me every time is from the TV series Derek

Where Kev and Derek get the caravan and Kev is testing it out

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Joe Wilkinson's potato throw

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By *ellhungvweMan
49 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Del Boy attempting to lean nonchalantly on a bar that isn't there or the chandelier scenes in Only fools & Horses.

End of thread.

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By *allandathleticMan
49 weeks ago

Asgard

Carrot in a box.

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By *valanche1001Man
49 weeks ago

Leeds

"Del Boy attempting to lean nonchalantly on a bar that isn't there or the chandelier scenes in Only fools & Horses.

^^^^

This

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The scene in True Lies where she's strying to dance seductively and falls over...

Gets me every time....

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By *stellaWoman
49 weeks ago

London

Dennis’ Times Up Presentation in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

“After every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment. Now you may ask, would a woman really text that, Dennis? Their phones did.”

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By *aleforfun22Man
49 weeks ago

Lancashire

Anything from max and paddy one sticks out when they break down on the motorway and the help centre say they will be there in 3 hours and the camara goes up and the aa or whatever its on the other side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Vicar of Dibley - Geraldine falls into a puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Anything Only Fools and Horses really.

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By *olfandtazCouple
49 weeks ago

Bristol

Hulk in the avengers - puny god!

Followed by thor being thrown around in ragnarok

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

2 for me

Stiffler dance off in American Pie the wedding

Dog attack scene in something about Mary…

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
49 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I don't know why, but that cut scene in Family Guy when Peter Griffin says "This is even more intense than that time when I forgot how to sit down".

I laughed way harder and longer than I should have at that and it still gets me.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
49 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Fawlty Towers - The Germans and the funny walk sketch

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
49 weeks ago

Home

Harry Kane missed penalty v France maybe not too funny for the English but for the rest of the world it was fucking hilarious

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By *aizyWoman
49 weeks ago

west midlands

Father Ted, My Lovely Horse song.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

This is the end-

James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?

Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco: Why?

Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?

James Franco: Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?

Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.

James Franco: What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?

Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!

James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!

Danny McBride: I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!

James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!

Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!

Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!

James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!

[Both exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!

James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!

Danny McBride: All over the fuckin' floor, all over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
49 weeks ago

Reading

Love the ending to some like it hot.

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By *iddlesticksMan
49 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Monty Pythons Life of Brian.

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By *elix SightedMan
49 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The scene in Bottom Live where they stray off script. First time I ever saw it I cried laughing and rewound it at least three times.

I now watch it on YouTube regularly and I still laugh out loud, even though I know what’s coming.

Comic perfection and it was unscripted.

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By *oofy321Man
49 weeks ago

moon base zero

"This is the end-

James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?

Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco: Why?

Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?

James Franco: Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?

James Franco: What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?

Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!

James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!

James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!

Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!

Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!

James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!

[Both exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!

James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!

That scene is cringe now with what franco did.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The Biggus Dickus scene in Life of Brian

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By *oofy321Man
49 weeks ago

moon base zero

The sex scene in team America world police

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Clark W Griswald going for the world sled tray speed record

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The beautifully moving scene in The Royle Family where Denise has gone into labour.

After being reassured by her dad with both sat on the bathroom floor, she leaves Jim to his thoughts:

"A baby born on Christmas Day. Jesus Christ!"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"This is the end-

James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?

Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco: Why?

Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?

James Franco: Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?

James Franco: What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?

Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!

James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!

James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!

Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!

Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!

James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!

[Both exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!

James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!

That scene is cringe now with what franco did."

What did he do?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Bigguth Dickuth"

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
49 weeks ago

Leeds

The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"This is the end-

James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?

Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco: Why?

Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?

James Franco: Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?

James Franco: What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?

Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!

James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!

James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!

Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!

Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!

James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!

[Both exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!

James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!

That scene is cringe now with what franco did.

What did he do?"

Oh I just looked it up

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By *ildGroverMan
49 weeks ago

rathfarnham

Fetchez la vache!

Quoi?

Fetchez la vache!

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By *ostindreamsMan
49 weeks ago

London

The whole sequence of Joey trying to hide Chandler/Monica relationship in Friends

George Costanza walking into the sea in the Marine Biologist episode of Seinfeld

The Big Lebowski scene where Lebowski tells his friends about "those nihilists"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
49 weeks ago

Ryde

Return of the Pink Panther.

Clouseau going undercover in a disco as Monsieur Guy Gabois, the ultimate 70s swinger.

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By *omCoyoteMan
49 weeks ago

Northern England

I'm going with that scene in "Benidorm" when Johnny Vegas character was on a blind date with Tim Healey (Auf Wiedersehn Pet).

Tim's character - Lesley, was fully in drag (and not very convincing at that) and Johnny's character, Geoff looked somewhat alarmed.

After a long silence between them, Lesley said (in a gruff, deep broad Geordie accent) "I've got a confession to make"....

...and after a long pause she continued "I'm not really 39".

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"What have the Romans ever done for us?

Monty Pythons Life of Brian. "

Biggus...... Dickus

Crucifixion's a doddle

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By *aizyWoman
49 weeks ago

west midlands

"What have the Romans ever done for us?

Monty Pythons Life of Brian.

Biggus...... Dickus

Crucifixion's a doddle"

Romans go home graffiti.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Two involve Sacha Baron Cohen by pure coincidence.

Brothers Grimsby - Elephant Scene or sucking the poison from Mark String's scrotum

Bruno - Clairvoyant Scene.

Ricky Gervais - Bloopers in anything he does. Extras, Derek, Afterlife.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Employee of the month....party p*ppers and short sightedness is a match made in heaven

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By *rialbyfire1235Man
49 weeks ago

South KK

Jason Statham as Rick Ford in Spy reciting all the ‘hard’ things he’s done as a spy.

‘I jumped out of a high rise building with only a coat as a parachute. I broke both legs on landing and still had to pretend to be in a Cirque de Soleil show’

‘I’ve swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to build a computer’

And many more quotes like this!

Look it up on YouTube. In stitches everytime.

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By *lakeyboyMan
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The youtube vid of the 2 Scottish guys trying to get to floor eleven in the lift

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By *entonMan
49 weeks ago

Wakefield

Graham Norton doing Riverdance in the caravan on Father Ted

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By *tsJustKateWoman
49 weeks ago

London

The whole of the 'Four Candles' sketch

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

The most memorable is the bar shelf opening in only fools and horses and undoing the bolts to the chandelier

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By *rialbyfire1235Man
49 weeks ago

South KK

"The most memorable is the bar shelf opening in only fools and horses and undoing the bolts to the chandelier

Honourable mention for Del Boy and the escaped convict getting ready to play imaginary snooker in the country cottage.

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By *onameyet2Man
49 weeks ago

chorley

Wooden barbecue- men behaving badly

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By *erri_kissesTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Islington

"The scene in Bottom Live where they stray off script. First time I ever saw it I cried laughing and rewound it at least three times.

I now watch it on YouTube regularly and I still laugh out loud, even though I know what’s coming.

Comic perfection and it was unscripted."

Went to see this live. The unscripted parts were all scripted.

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By *uri00620Woman
49 weeks ago

Croydon

"Tis but a scratch" - The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

From same film Castle/Soldier scene "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

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