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By *bi Haive OP Man
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why does it always piss down with rain on your day off, when you've important things to do outdoors that necessitate dry weather and the use of electricity......

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.

Oh to be a duck.

Now I'll have to find something non urgent to do indoors. Any suggestions?

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

More photos!!

Okthankyoubye

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bake a cake. It's fun.

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

"More photos!!

Okthankyoubye "

This made me laugh

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"More photos!!

Okthankyoubye "

Perve.

OK. Maybe.......

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Bake a cake. It's fun."

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

If it’s wet…. You should be inside

Those things for outside are more enjoyable when it’s sunny, so let them wait.

Op, invite someone over

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Worcester

"Why does it always piss down with rain on your day off, when you've important things to do outdoors that necessitate dry weather and the use of electricity......

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.

Oh to be a duck.

Now I'll have to find something non urgent to do indoors. Any suggestions?

I took three days off work to do the garden.

Good job my skin is waterproof I guess.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
40 weeks ago

Okehampton

An umbrella and a healthy disregard for electrical safety (call Rhianna she may let you stand under hers)?

Bad news chap it’s hissing down here too so it looks like you’ll get what we’ve got for most of the day

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bake a cake. It's fun.

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

Well fine. Have a wank then.

I'll bake.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Yep I know that feeling, I got two days off , but it’s not bad weather if ya got the right clothing on .. At least it’s not snowing lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
40 weeks ago

Okehampton

"Bake a cake. It's fun.

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

Well fine. Have a wank then.

I'll bake."

All together now

“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank

If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

Wank of course. Duh.

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By *allandathleticMan
40 weeks ago

Asgard

Not quite the lyrics I remember travis singing

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
40 weeks ago

south sheilds

Cleaning?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bake a cake. It's fun.

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

Well fine. Have a wank then.

I'll bake.

All together now

“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank

If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?"

Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
40 weeks ago

Okehampton

"Bake a cake. It's fun.

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

Well fine. Have a wank then.

I'll bake.

All together now

“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank

If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?

Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come

Have you still got that “cooking with jizz cookbook” I sent you?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Make some friendship bracelets for your fab friends.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
40 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bake a cake. It's fun.

I eat cake.

I don't bake cake.

Well fine. Have a wank then.

I'll bake.

All together now

“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank

If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank

Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?

Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come

Have you still got that “cooking with jizz cookbook” I sent you?"

Yes. Gimme jizz

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By *imi_RougeWoman
40 weeks ago

Portsmouth

rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Put a raincoat and wellies on, and get on with it.

A bit of rain never hurt anyone.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Put a raincoat and wellies on, and get on with it.

A bit of rain never hurt anyone.

It does when you're running an extension lead outside and using something electrical!

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

"Put a raincoat and wellies on, and get on with it.

A bit of rain never hurt anyone.

It does when you're running an extension lead outside and using something electrical!

That could be problematic.

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By *lark_KentMan
40 weeks ago

Northampton

I blame it on half term

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