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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Chelmsford

The sound of England's nuclear deterrent when they launch a test missile from a submarine and it literally plops into the sea a few feet away. These missiles literally cost us tens of thousands of pounds and bought from Uncle Sam, which is actually a slang word for America. Have they sold us a pup that does not work?

What's going on here guys it's all over the news

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
40 weeks ago

in Lancashire

£17 million a pop to plop..

Times two..

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By *hilloutMan
40 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The Ministry of Defence must be having a meltdown over that. Is it not the second consecutive failed test of the Trident system?

I've read multiple publications mentioning that America's nuclear deterrent is old and unreliable. The Minutemen III system, for example is old 1970's tech and nearing the end of its life. There was a recent failed test of that as well. They can't extend its service any longer as they no longer have technicians alive that would have a complete understanding of its old legacy systems

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Same problem with space all the experts have sinse died so its now like giving a 4 yr old a supersoaker

Were DOOOOOOOMED

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
40 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Apparently according to Shapps if it had a nuke in it all would be ok..

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By *ddie1966Man
40 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bloody CND Saboteurs get everywhere.

It least it didn't go off.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
40 weeks ago

chichester

Can we blame the environmental activists for sabotaging it yet

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By *batMan
40 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Conspiracy theory alert!!!

Just what if ......

We've never had usable nukes, we just pretended we did and squandered the money elsewhere.

Now the original tricksters have died off, we are just discovering their ruse!

If the Navy can't get this right, should we send in the Army?

Gbat

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By *icassolifelikeMan
40 weeks ago

Luton


"Conspiracy theory alert!!!

Just what if ......

We've never had usable nukes, we just pretended we did and squandered the money elsewhere.

Now the original tricksters have died off, we are just discovering their ruse!

If the Navy can't get this right, should we send in the Army?

Gbat "

Most of us can’t swim!

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By *ottom charlieMan
40 weeks ago

washington


"The sound of England's nuclear deterrent when they launch a test missile from a submarine and it literally plops into the sea a few feet away. These missiles literally cost us tens of thousands of pounds and bought from Uncle Sam, which is actually a slang word for America. Have they sold us a pup that does not work?

What's going on here guys it's all over the news"

they found out the problem,,, they forgot to put the stick on the rocket to be able to stand it in the bottle when it was launched,,

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By *batMan
40 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Most of us can’t swim! "

I don't think that usually matters if the submarine is fucked.

Gbat

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By *irthandgirthMan
40 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"The Ministry of Defence must be having a meltdown over that. Is it not the second consecutive failed test of the Trident system?

I've read multiple publications mentioning that America's nuclear deterrent is old and unreliable. The Minutemen III system, for example is old 1970's tech and nearing the end of its life. There was a recent failed test of that as well. They can't extend its service any longer as they no longer have technicians alive that would have a complete understanding of its old legacy systems "

Your last sentence is complete nonsense. To say there are no technicians with a complete understanding of legacy systems shows a lack of understand of how the industry actually works (many many departments with specialist deliverables with teams of technicians in all different fields)

If you had said that the life couldn't be extended due to contracted support being removed and some materials coming to the end of their shelf life with no contract for replacement, and modifications/upgrades being severely limited you would be closer to the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Conspiracy theory alert!!!

Just what if ......

We've never had usable nukes, we just pretended we did and squandered the money elsewhere.

Now the original tricksters have died off, we are just discovering their ruse!

If the Navy can't get this right, should we send in the Army?

Gbat

Most of us can’t swim! "

I think that will be the least of our concerns

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