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Under starter's orders No5...BANG and they're off!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

Tonights race is a clamber to the top of the tree. A big pair of nuts for the victor. Your contestants:

1) Girthrude - The Gorilla

2) Cheeky - The Chimp

3) Mishief - The Monkey

Winner announced by 10:30pm And they're off!

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Cheeky the Chimp

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Mischief the Monkey

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Chimp

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
45 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

£3 on Girthrude

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

Mischief Monkey

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By *icassolifelikeMan
45 weeks ago

Luton

1030? How big’s the tree?

Money’s on the one that wins! And will be Girthy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"£3 on Girthrude"

Only £3 ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"1030? How big’s the tree?

Money’s on the one that wins! And will be Girthy! "

It's a big tree. Laden with pitfalls. It's anyones race to win.

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
45 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey


"£3 on Girthrude

Only £3 ... "

I don't trust my judgement. I got fucked by the puma yesterday!

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over

I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

Even odds so far on the Chimp and the Monkey. It's gonna be a close clamble to the top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is. "

Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"£3 on Girthrude

Only £3 ...

I don't trust my judgement. I got fucked by the puma yesterday!"

Shhh. You should keep that fab meet private.

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over


"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.

Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race. "

Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.

Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race.

Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound "

Actually, Cheeky is going well at the momenet. I've got him in the lead by a bananna as the race stands.

Second is Misheif, not too far behind. Girthrude has stopped to scratch his balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Michael palin

Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Michael palin

Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers "

The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Michael palin

Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers

The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana. "

The tree suddenly falls and it's woody woodpecker for the win after setting Michael up as a distraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Michael palin

Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers

The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana.

The tree suddenly falls and it's woody woodpecker for the win after setting Michael up as a distraction "

No. Woody woodpecker is the race ref and will be deciding the winner.

Current standings.

1) Mishief the monkey

2) Girthrude the gorilla

3) Cheeky the chimp

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Your race has ground to a halt.

Is there a Stewards Enquiry ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Your race has ground to a halt.

Is there a Stewards Enquiry ?

"

Sorry I was busy sending cock pics to the hotpics page women.

The race is over and the winner is.....

Mishief the Monkey.

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