FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Donald, Where’s Your Trousers?

Jump to newest
 

By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Erm……did we ever discover where his trousers disappeared to?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Ask Stormy Daniels

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
40 weeks ago

south sheilds

Somewhere in Disney land probably

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tephanjMan
40 weeks ago

Kettering

Think you need to do that with a Scottish accent otherwise you will never find out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Ask Stormy Daniels "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

He never had any in the first place

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"He never had any in the first place "

But then what will he have round his ankles when he takes his cock-above-toilet shot!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"He never had any in the first place

But then what will he have round his ankles when he takes his cock-above-toilet shot!? "

I imagine he just chucks his kilt over his shoulder and snaps away

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And as a special bonus, here’s the Andy Stewart classic in its lyrical entirety good folks

I've just come down

From the Isle of Skye

I'm not very big and I'm awful shy

And the lassies shout when I go by

Donald, where's your troosers?

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

A lassie took me to a ball

And it was slippery in the hall

And I was feared that I would fall

For I had nae on my troosers

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

Now I went down to London Town

And I had some fun in the underground

The ladies turned their heads around

Saying, Donald, where are your trousers?

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

To wear the kilt is my delight

It is not wrong I know it's right

The Highlanders would get a fright

If they saw me in the trousers

Let 'em blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streetss, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

The lassies want me every one

Well, let them catch me if they can

You canna take the breaks

Of a Highland man

And I don't wear the trousers

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's yer troo...

Oh, well, that's the way we sing the song in Scotland

But of course the song might have more international appeal

Sung something like this

One, two, three, four

Well, I've just come down

From the Isle of Skye

I'm not very big and I'm awful shy

The lassies shout when I go by

Hey, Donald, where's your troosers?

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies shout, go, go

Hey, Donald, where's your troosers?

Oh, man, I'm all rock and roll

I got a-moving and

A-grooving to save my soul

Grab your kilt and go, go, go

Hey, Donald, where's your troo...?

Hey let 'em wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

Oh, yeah, go, go, go

Hey, Donald, where's your troosers?

Hey Donald, where's your troosers?

Yeah, hey, Donald

Hey, just a minute

What are you doing there?

Man, I'm rocking it, man

Man, I'm really moving it, man

Well, just you stop rocking it and moving it, man

The song should be sung

Just exactly like this

I've just come down

From the Isle of Skye

I'm not very big and I'm awful shy

And the lassies shout when I go by

Donald, where's your troosers?

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers?

Donald, where's your troosers?

(I spoil you all, I does)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top