FabSwingers.com forum: If Fabbers behaved like that in real life…

By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Don’t pass them by’ everywhere you go someone stops and hounds you in the street.

‘Sucks like a Dyson’ randomly people sucking shit up like a Dyson everywhere.

‘Treat them with respect’ people curtsying you as you pass.

‘Fab to fuck me’ someone offering a fab lolly and proceeding to get their bits out.

What other Fab cringe cliche’s in there and what would it mean in the real world?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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40 weeks ago

East Sussex

"manners cost nothing" shouted at people who ignored you smiling and winking at them

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

""manners cost nothing" shouted at people who ignored you smiling and winking at them "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Great thread OP

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I want these to be made into mini scenes

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

My truck is parked up over there, fancy giving me a blow job?

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By *imply DeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Wherever

Shouting “Not my first rodeo!” while doing whatever people on rodeo are doing.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
40 weeks ago

North West

Standing outside their hotel and offering random women "faf".

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

The queue of men in public toilets to take their selfies would be ridiculous...

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

You know that scene in Get Out where they’re doing the silent auction over Chris? That’s a great depiction of racial fetishisers on here. And great- the scene already exists

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Misinterpreting someone in the street and getting on your high horse to correct them, others join in and the person wonders WTF is going on.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
40 weeks ago

Markfield

Professional people unable to show their faces in public

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Shouting ‘Treat her nice’ to the queue outside the hotel room after you leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Professional people unable to show their faces in public"

People wearing suits with balaclavas

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Professional people unable to show their faces in public"

Spat out my Diet Coke

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By *imply DeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Wherever

Men hiding behind the cutouts of a couple.

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By *ealitybitesMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast

Some of you don't get out often.

They already walk among us.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Naked guys walking around with lynx cans and sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Men screaming their penis size at you as an introduction.

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Getting turned down in the pub.

"I'm a nice guy who was just giving you a chance, you disgusting fat slag. No man will ever want you!" *throws drink in her face*

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Loads of people walking around in monochrome with boom operators holding clever lighting following them in tow.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
40 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Men screaming their penis size at you as an introduction. "

*leans in to shout in your ear*

“ACTUALLY IT’S ABOVE AVERAGE SIZE IF YOU CHECK THE NATIONAL DATA.”

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Men in the streets shouting out when they'll be at the dogging site

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Someone actually pissing on women

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Men screaming their penis size at you as an introduction.

*leans in to shout in your ear*

“ACTUALLY IT’S ABOVE AVERAGE SIZE IF YOU CHECK THE NATIONAL DATA.”"

*removes measuring tape from pocket*

Let’s see.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Approaching people and saying hello as an introduction, getting a response of ‘is that it?’

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Fancy a beej, im discreet"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
40 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Say hi to a woman at the bar and she looks you up and down then says “Do you have any verifications from people you’ve fucked in the last two weeks?”

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

‘You kinda open yourself up to me flashing by being outside’

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A guy standing on his own asking why no females will talk to him.

The camera pans out to intriguing music and realises there are fuck loads of single men crying like this not too far apart.

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By *ark ElMan
40 weeks ago

London

Women walking away from men that have never measured their penis, mid convo.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"A guy standing on his own asking why no females will talk to him.

The camera pans out to intriguing music and realises there are fuck loads of single men crying like this not too far apart. "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Announcing the next day that you had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Someone's talking loudly about a list of physical traits they are extremely attracted to, you walk up to them with all off those, try to talk to them and they look past you blankly.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Women eyeing up butternut squash at Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Getting on really well with someone and then they just get up and walk away after finally looking up at your face

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By *histlerMan
40 weeks ago

Guildford

Using a can of lynx as a measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Getting on really well with someone and then they just get up and walk away after finally looking up at your face"

(Can’t relate)

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Using a can of lynx as a measuring device"

School kids bringing cans of lynx to their maths tests

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By *histlerMan
40 weeks ago

Guildford

"Using a can of lynx as a measuring device

School kids bringing cans of lynx to their maths tests"

Teacher getting flustered

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Watching a group discussion and pulling people aside privately throughout to share your opinions with them

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By *adCherriesCouple
40 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Saying they are sociable but aggressive AF

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Ask someone a simple question, and they can answer yes ……,or ignore you for a ‘polite’ NO answer.. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Having random adults say ‘hi daddy’ to you

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Eminem blaring guess who's back to announce someone's return

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
40 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“Right, I’m going to the bar. Who wants another drink?”

"First!"

"In."

"IN."

"I’m in."

"IN!"

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By *imply DeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Wherever

Women wandering around with their tits out, mostly on Tuesdays.

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By *eethoven99Man
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Women wandering around with their tits out, mostly on Tuesdays."

Mmm if only

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yup, I've definitely fucked at work... uh, sorry boss, didn't know you could hear me.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Someone walks up to you in the street and points over at his friend “my handsome mate wants you to know…”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

Asking a random stranger to tell another random stranger that I fancy them.

Waiting at the bar for a drink, when a random cock is flipped down beside me. “-Hey stunner. WUU2”

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Someone walking up to you to chat you up with their cock out and in your face as close as possible to have such a zoomed in view it looks massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Just guys walking around making microwave noises.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

Best thread in a long time. Lets hear it for the OP

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

Men with their penis avatars trying to poke your eye out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Between 10pm and midnight on Fridays lots of people knocking on your door and asking "wuu2?"

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By *olfandtazCouple
40 weeks ago

Bristol

Random men walking up to you in the street with their cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Between 10pm and midnight on Fridays lots of people knocking on your door and asking "wuu2?"

A big fat sweaty old man rolling on a condom and saying can I fuck your Mrs, you wouldn’t get that in your normal cinema! Grim

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
40 weeks ago

Guildford

Finding yourself laughing out loud when people innocently use abbreviations such as - bbw, bbc,

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By *eatermanMan
40 weeks ago

Reading

"Between 10pm and midnight on Fridays lots of people knocking on your door and asking "wuu2?"

A big fat sweaty old man rolling on a condom and saying can I fuck your Mrs, you wouldn’t get that in your normal cinema! Grim"

They must think if youre a couple on here you're just on the site to pimp out your wife for free

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Strangers asking to be friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

So so funny.

This thread definitely evolved into something wonderfully different.

They need to make a mini series of all of these suggestions!

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
40 weeks ago

Guildford

"Strangers asking to be friends"

Strangers are basically Newbies .we were all in that position to start with.

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

In the queue for the public toilet discussing if you’re about to squirt or piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Strangers asking to be friends

Strangers are basically Newbies .we were all in that position to start with. "

I was referring to friend requests from people who've never messaged me. It's rude and I block them

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
40 weeks ago

Guildford

Literally just read someone write this on a forum convo thread

"Love your pics send more of tits and arse "

The thread wasn't even anything relating to this. Totally out of context

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
40 weeks ago

London

Husband offering aloud their naked wives on all fours in every corner of the Island.

People approaching you to ask “Please, verify me” or saying randomly “You are stunning”

People saying “Happy Fabbing” instead of “Have a nice day”

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Chatting with people for a while and then they suddenly get up and walk off without saying a word.

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By *eatermanMan
40 weeks ago

Reading

"Naked guys walking around with lynx cans and sky remotes"

Amd Ruby balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Dominant Bull’, proceeds to run round on all fours head bumping people

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Naked guys walking around with lynx cans and sky remotes

Amd Ruby balls

Unfortunately that's standard on tour...and Cardiff

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"‘Dominant Bull’, proceeds to run round on all fours head bumping people "

I actually lol'd at that

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
40 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"saying randomly “You are stunning”"

When they haven't even seen your face!

People hiding themselves every now and then

People leaving society but then coming back because they couldn't stay away

'Don't pass them by', so you have to avoid walking past them

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By *elshcouple18Couple
40 weeks ago

Cardiff

Someone saying hello to you you say hi back, how's your day going, then they blank you..

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By *elshcouple18Couple
40 weeks ago

Cardiff

Ladies walking round with a bag on their heads saying 'fab me for a face pic'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Discreet’, men dressed like the Milk Tray man in old school shop door ways peering over

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

[Removed by poster at 20/02/24 17:27:12]

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

Writing up a little Trip Advisor-esque account of your interaction with everyone you’ve ever met or Zoom called with for them to display like a trophy.

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By *electableicecreamMan
40 weeks ago

The West

Asking a woman on a date but she wants to know if you've shaved your balls first.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Asking a woman on a date but she wants to know if you've shaved your balls first."

Asking a woman on a date but she demands you shave your beard off

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"saying randomly “You are stunning”

When they haven't even seen your face!

Somebody told me they got 100's of messages like this up with no pics up at all

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
40 weeks ago

Wirral

Love this thread haha

People regenerating in the street announcing 'BEEN HERE BEFORE, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS '

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Looking for a Sub’, men near water with a big magnifying glass

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

Men standing outside a Travelodge shouting at random women “I’ve booked a hotel room…”

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By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A man putting notes through every door in the road letting them know that he's in the area.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

After having a shag.…. Hours later they leave a pile of flyers outside their house describing everything they got up to that night for everyone to read if they want to.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Overweight guy stood next to a ripped Adonis. The chubster is looking worried and the Adonis has a smile.

An attractive lady passes by and chats to them both but walks away with the tubby little munchkin.

The bronzed God looks perplexed and scratches head. He asks all around him WTF is going on.

He doesn't realise the other two just had a quiet chat and she said goodbye to him around the corner.

* Delete chubby and Adonis, insert skinny/small/tall/clean shaven/bearded/bald/tattooed anywhere in the story. Same result.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"After having a shag.…. Hours later they leave a pile of flyers outside their house describing everything they got up to that night for everyone to read if they want to.

.... *quickly hides her veris

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Men frozen in random poses all over the town waiting for the continuation of the conversation that was going so well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Block list is growing’, Ladies holding scrolls up and pointing at this growing list!

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By *34jayMan
40 weeks ago

Birmingham

Introducing someone with "well what can I say"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

"‘Dominant Bull’, proceeds to run round on all fours head bumping people

I actually lol'd at that

Me too. I even snort-laughed

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

A man stopping a woman in the street and saying, hi, nice to meet you, I'm just passing through, only here for a couple of days for work. FAF back at my hotel? I can lick for hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Strangers asking to be friends

Strangers are basically Newbies .we were all in that position to start with. "
thought this was random adds

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Opening your window and shouting ‘who’s awake?’ At 1 am

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By *ilentnightMan
40 weeks ago

Wakefield

‘Send face pic with first message or you’ll get blocked’

Men standing there with a Polaroid in hand.

Women carrying around a No-Entry sign

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By *iaisonseekerMan
40 weeks ago

Liverpool

Women everywhere distinctly unimpressed by men saying "Hi" to them

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Been here before- feelings of deja vu.

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Standing in the queue for a Greggs sausage roll, bloke behind flops his cock out.

Woman turns around, pulls her top and bra down and says are these big enough for ya

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By *batMan
40 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

People walking around town saying they will prosecute anyone who takes their picture.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

People asking women if they’re interested because they looked at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"People asking women if they’re interested because they looked at them. "

Wait

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Everyone dressing in black and white on Mondays

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By *imply DeeWoman
40 weeks ago

Wherever

All those people - they know who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Man walking up to woman

“Hey do you want to see me cum”

Woman ignoring

Man walking up to same woman again

“Hey do you want to see me cum”

Woman ignoring

Man….:

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By *issmorganWoman
40 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Many couples would only have the female out and about, because the male is shy or doesn't have any outfits to wear.

Someone you've just met would start telling you in graphic detail what they'd like to do to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Heavy cummer’, men with their semi-see-through white mess on digital scales everywhere with ridiculous weights being displayed!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Men wondering why women don't drop their knickers at a 'great tits' or 'amazing body' opening line.

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By *issmorganWoman
40 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Men would ask other men they meet, if they want to see their wife's naked pics or swap their knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Man approaches woman.

"Hi, you're stunning, love your pics, would you like to meet?"

"Thank you but not interested"

"Thanks for letting me know"

5 days later same man approaches same woman.

"Hi, you're stunning, love your pics, would you like to meet?"

Woman walks off.

Man stands there bemoaning how rude women are.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Wandering round asda pulling cucumbers out of a woman vag

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
40 weeks ago

Kent

Men who could actually breath through their ears.

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By *l3106Man
40 weeks ago

London

"‘Heavy cummer’, men with their semi-see-through white mess on digital scales everywhere with ridiculous weights being displayed!

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this one is halarious

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

"Professional people unable to show their faces in public"

That’s so me

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

There’s deffo some Fab Straight and Sydney University puns to be thrown about here

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

People sitting in Costa drinking skinny soya lattes with extra cream pointing at everyone in the queue whilst shouting 'kiss', 'fuck' or 'pass'.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

Someone liking your comment in the work teams chat and wondering why you didn’t realise that was them shooting their shot

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By *naswingdressWoman
40 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There’s deffo some Fab Straight and Sydney University puns to be thrown about here"

Sydney university is really not that interesting

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
40 weeks ago

Dublin

Walk up to you say hi with a kiss, walk away come back 3 weeks later and do it again

Approach a total stranger say hey hun/babes/gorgeous and ask them to be best friends

Walk up to you dick out and walk off

Stroll past asking have you had any fun lately and keep on walking.

Tell you their girlfriend really likes you too but she’s very shy, so if you could just wait there and talk to them she’ll come out to chat later too; honest

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

"There’s deffo some Fab Straight and Sydney University puns to be thrown about here

Sydney university is really not that interesting

That’s where I got my degree from as far as my employer is concerned

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A group of people chatting away blissfully having a good craic. Someone comes in, throws a 'shit grenade' then leaves.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"A group of people chatting away blissfully having a good craic. Someone comes in, throws a 'shit grenade' then leaves.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A female winks from across the road. The bloke gets a raging hard on. Winks back. He tries to play it cool and doesn't follow up. She does the same. The guy waits the mandated 30 days, sees the woman again and winks...

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By *yzykMan
40 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Folk wandering around at late o'clock carrying skis looking for snow

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"There’s deffo some Fab Straight and Sydney University puns to be thrown about here

Sydney university is really not that interesting

That’s where I got my degree from as far as my employer is concerned

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"There’s deffo some Fab Straight and Sydney University puns to be thrown about here

Sydney university is really not that interesting

That’s where I got my degree from as far as my employer is concerned

I got 15 GCSEs all A*-A according to my CV

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Man walks up to woman "Scuse me luv, have you got the ti..."

Woman: "BLOCKED!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Blind fella walks around the city full off nothing but women telling each one how stunning they are.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

3 people are stood there on the corner discussing dad jokes...

One guy says to the other two people

"Did you hear the one about the Englishman, then Irishman and the Scotsm...."

Suddenly from out of nowhere someone appears and takes offense that there wasn't a Welshman involved.

As if this wasn't bad enough, 4 gentlemen on horses wearing gleaming white robes gallop in and say that actually there are no women mentioned either.

The people at the sides, roll their eyes and take a few backward steps. Some go to the nearby sweetshop and buy popcorn.

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40 weeks ago

Asking a woman at the gym how many sets they have left on a machine and them lecturing me on how Asian men are always pushy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

While sitting reading your post in a coffee shop, a young guy clearly 30 years younger than you walks up, whips out their penis, waves it in your face and says "daddy's gunna ruin you, baby girl".

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By *bi HaiveMan
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Half the brickies and construction workers would vanish every week.

*think about it.......

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"Asking a woman at the gym how many sets they have left on a machine and them lecturing me on how Asian men are always pushy."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Politely declining a request to go to their place with a guy results in him shining a bright light in your face and interrogating you about why you're not meeting, and what a shame it is.

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By *p4Fun7070Man
40 weeks ago

Leven

The local postman/woman getting fed up with having to post 200 plus envelopes through each of the woman's letterboxes in the village

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Asking a woman at the gym how many sets they have left on a machine and them lecturing me on how Asian men are always pushy."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

A lot have tickled me, but this is a killer!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
40 weeks ago

London

Sydney University’s student at the supermarket's front door asking: Could you answer a short survey for research?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Before it closes OP. Wonderful thread.

There have been some crackers recently. Yours #1 for me. Even beating TOT

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By *apiomanMan
40 weeks ago

Shipley

The guy who insists he is completely straight looking at my groin constantly.

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

God no it would test my self control to the limit its hard enough in real life with all the come ons

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By *apiomanMan
40 weeks ago

Shipley

I would be stuffed as I actually can't wink!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Not being able to say "Hello, how are you?" to someone you first meet because they are just bored of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Folk wandering around at late o'clock carrying skis looking for snow"

A lot have tickled me, but this is a killer!

My previous reply didn’t quote!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

Lad standing in a room delivering the same C&P message to 20 women.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
40 weeks ago

Stratford

Hubs offering their wives to bulls market/auction style

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By *batMan
40 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Seeing people in the market place, but when you try to talk to them they can’t hear you as you’ve been filtered out.

The filtering seems worse after your birthday.

Gbat

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By *umalotagainMan
40 weeks ago

a town called malice

People actually got degrees in research from sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Walk past a wall and a shadow asks to suck me dry.

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By *umalotagainMan
40 weeks ago

a town called malice

"Thirsty

Well are you

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales

A bunch of men sat in the same room, holding out their phones

"Anyone for a phone call?!"

"My call now"

"Anyone horny right now?!"

"GET IN TOUCH!'

"ANYTHING GOES, MY CALL!!"

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
40 weeks ago

south sheilds

"Using a can of lynx as a measuring device"

Or a can of monster or a banana had both

The banana and the monster were both bigger than the …

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By *lueLotusWoman
40 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Half the brickies and construction workers would vanish every week.

*think about it.......

Turning up to work and announcing loudly "I'M NOT HERE TO FUCK THE WHOLE SITE"

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Having to explain in a restaurant why the specials aren't for you .

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Half the brickies and construction workers would vanish every week.

*think about it.......

Turning up to work and announcing loudly "I'M NOT HERE TO FUCK THE WHOLE SITE" "

No.

Half are leaving.

'User No Longer On Site'

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By *mf123Man
40 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"I would be stuffed as I actually can't wink!"
as long as you can do the mcds eyebrow thing you will be ok

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By *lueLotusWoman
40 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Half the brickies and construction workers would vanish every week.

*think about it.......

Turning up to work and announcing loudly "I'M NOT HERE TO FUCK THE WHOLE SITE"

No.

Half are leaving.

'User No Longer On Site'

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By *ornucopiaMan
40 weeks ago

Bexley

Imagine a real world where the word 'come' is constantly misspelt.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Loads of people stood outside Broadcasting House seeking bbc

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
40 weeks ago

Wales

Women shouting rules about who can and can't speak to them

Masked men with their cocks out approach them anyway

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
40 weeks ago

London

"The local postman/woman getting fed up with having to post 200 plus envelopes through each of the woman's letterboxes in the village "

Hahaha

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

Minding your own business when a guy walks up and cums on you whilst proudly informing you that they've tributed you

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sydney University’s student at the supermarket's front door asking: Could you answer a short survey for research? "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You're sat having a heated discussion over something completely pointless in Starbucks with a complete stranger.

And then someone dressed as an extra from Quadrophenia walks up, stops you from saying anything further and sends you off to sit on the fire exit steps round the back for two days to consider your actions........

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

Only opening your post if someone has put your specially requested word/phrase on the envelope.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Only opening your post if someone has put your specially requested word/phrase on the envelope."

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By *ornucopiaMan
40 weeks ago

Bexley

I think we are going to need a compilation of the choicest gems from this thread, which should then be available as what other websites know as a 'Sticky'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I think we are going to need a compilation of the choicest gems from this thread, which should then be available as what other websites know as a 'Sticky'."

Agree, been some proper laugh out loud belters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

‘Cum dump’, a new section at the Household waste recycling centres where there is a new container filled to the brim cum with women swimming in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Hung and accommodating’, person hung in a noose with families occupying their property!

‘Love bareback’, people riding horse or ponies with no saddle everywhere!

‘Fill me up’, a line at the petrol pump from people begging to be filled up!

Apologies, I know the thread has run its course - but just saw these three and now can’t stop visualising most statuses as if it was a sketch show!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A group of people are talking and it looks interesting...someone is desperate to join it but there have been 173 comments made already...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

....he braces himself and walks up. He is just about to open his mouth and add value when...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Someone else comes in and starts to talk instead...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

...the thread closes and he remains silent.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Central

UK news. The National Trust starts a new fundraising campaign, to help to prolong a new ruin, appearing at a rate of several each day.

. Not buildings, these are people who have been ruined

DIY chains report record profits, from the numbers of back doors smashed in.

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