FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Best dad jokes

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *assy69Man
40 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rispyDuckMan
40 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

As suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden

Hmm the plot thickens

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

On my first day as a delivery driver for Mr Kipling I had to do an emergency stop…

Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ORDERMANMan
40 weeks ago

wrexham


"C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

"

I thought he was buried in our local cemetery...his grave is 5 down 7 across.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *angerouslemaisonsMan
40 weeks ago

Peterborough

My friend was shocked when he found out I’m not a qualified electrician

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof?

Tequila

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *t12guy49Man
40 weeks ago

Walton-on-Thames

Why aren’t prawns good at sharing?

Because they are shellfish ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ldgeezermeMan
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don't ask me how but I've somehow managed to wire the electric blanket and the toaster together!?

Now I keep unexpectedly popping out of the bed throughout the night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *urnedoutniceagainMan
40 weeks ago

louth

When the man who invented Tetris was buried the whole graveyard disappeared

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top