FabSwingers.com forum: What is the first thing a British person would say when in heaven

By *usman 199 OP Man
45 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

The weathers crap

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
45 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Sorry

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By *oupleus30Couple
45 weeks ago

Minster

Is the kettle on.

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By *ellhungvweMan
45 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Where’s the kettle?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
45 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’m dying for a cup of tea

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By *oupleus30Couple
45 weeks ago

Minster

Or these days what pronoun does God use! Tell me know or I'm not coming in

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
45 weeks ago

Grampian

The traffic was horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Fuck me it’s cold

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By *iaisonseekerMan
45 weeks ago

Liverpool

That harp music is bloody annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Jheeeeeez. Man like God u knaaaa.

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By *KTim61Man
45 weeks ago

Tipton

Which 1 is my room ?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Can we drink in here?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
45 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Get in the queue

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By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It's too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Oh those pearly gates look spiffing old chap.

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By *KTim61Man
45 weeks ago

Tipton

"Oh those pearly gates look spiffing old chap."

As long as he was not in the scrap buisness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Which route did you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

If Maradona is up here, so help me You!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Bloody hell! Is this it?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Sorry I'm late.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

What time is breakfast

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By *mcheshireMan
45 weeks ago

Cheshire

Hi you alright? Or where is the nearest pub as I fancy a pint

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By *r. MacMan
45 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

Cor it's boiling up these clouds

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex

Is breakfast included? And none of that continental rubbish….

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By *ichaelsmyMan
45 weeks ago

douglas

i queued all my lift to get in

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By *odgerMooreMan
45 weeks ago

Nowhere

What a day - Id kill for a Martini & a blowjob… bugger … wrong turn i think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Where's my misus? Still busy downstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Oh yes, I'm eternaly grateful for being granted passage here God but..... No Fab forum?....

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
45 weeks ago

at work

Which way is the loo?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Bloody hell! Is this it?"

Bit shit init

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
45 weeks ago

at work

Have they got Sky

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By *he Forum Thread KillerMan
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'd like a word with the manager please..

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By *ripfillMan
45 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Where’s the Que start ?

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By *rew Peacock69Man
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

Got any tea???

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By *en_Dover79Man
45 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

Is there a heaven? Nobody knows until it happens...

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Mind the Gap

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Bloody que to get here...

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By *ames1234ABCMan
45 weeks ago

Hello do you speak EnngerliSH??

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By *estarossa.Woman
45 weeks ago

Flagrante

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Busy in here isn’t it, anyone know what time last orders is?

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By *ataleMan
45 weeks ago

Durham

Is this the back of the queue?

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By *ascaIMan
45 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’ll be calling my dogs name and hope she comes running. God can wait the gobshite.

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By *udy3Man
45 weeks ago

Corby

“it’s coming home”

Us the Welsh and Irish are away in a taxi to satans gaff. And also they’re drinking Guinness in plastics up there

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By *ositiveVibesJBxMan
45 weeks ago

Birmingham/Wigan

Nice weather up here

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By *westUKguyMan
45 weeks ago

Southport

Fuck....do i get taxed here aswel

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

What's the Wifi password?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Bloody sat nav took me the wrong way.

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By *ave0070Man
45 weeks ago

Sleaford

What time does the bar open

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By *lecom1Couple
45 weeks ago

Stornoway

OK to shag the Angels?

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By *andE2000Man
45 weeks ago

Bathgate

"OK to shag the Angels?"

Haha, you really shag everything that moves

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By *undance_KidMan
45 weeks ago

London

Where’s the nearest Tesco’s??

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By *andE2000Man
45 weeks ago

Bathgate

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By *andE2000Man
45 weeks ago

Bathgate

Can I join the Muslim Quarters? I heard they get 72 virgins

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By *udy3Man
45 weeks ago

Corby

"Can I join the Muslim Quarters? I heard they get 72 virgins

Probably sounded better in your head that

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By *limt loverMan
45 weeks ago

Brighton

Can i bring in 1000 fags or is it 200 allowance as non EU

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
45 weeks ago

N. London

"Can I join the Muslim Quarters? I heard they get 72 virgins

Probably sounded better in your head that "

Also, who'd want 72 virgins?

Gimme 3-4 experienced sluts anytime...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
45 weeks ago

Leeds

Stick the kettle on.

The mr

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By *andE2000Man
45 weeks ago

Bathgate

"Can I join the Muslim Quarters? I heard they get 72 virgins

Probably sounded better in your head that

Also, who'd want 72 virgins?

Gimme 3-4 experienced sluts anytime..."

Your best bet is an 80 year who's been on fab for 14 years and have 800+ meet verifications half of them are bareback gangbang

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can you show me where the loo is i need to take a pic

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By *heonixrising500Man
45 weeks ago

Barnsley

It didn't end like this in the book

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Are you on trip advisor?

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By *rispyDuckMan
45 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

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By *rispyDuckMan
45 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Who fancies a cuppa?

I’ll put the kettle on

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Can we turn the heating up?

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By *iddlesticksMan
45 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What do you mean? No single males?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Ah. Bollocks. It does exist.

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sorry we’re late! Traffic was terrible getting here, the H1 is being turned into a smart motorway and you’ve got those long roadworks - you know between J9 & 17? Miles of cones and no one doing anything. And some prick had broken down and the traffic wombles had closed two lanes.

Got through all that and stopped at the services for food. £36.99 for two plates of sausage, chips and beans and two teas!! Bleedin rip off. Must have one of them celebrity chefs cooking it haha. For that money I’d want them to eat it for me! Then I needed a shit but the services toilets were closed so we had to get in the back roads to find a pub, but they made me buy a .

Still weather wasn’t bad. Better than last week, remember that rain?! What’s it like here next week? I want to get out to explore.

Is there an O’Neills? We like their fry ups instead of local muck. Have you changed up your funny money yet? Only 1.50 to the pound! Fucking government.

Do you get sky sports in the rooms?

Did you get parked ok? We had to park miles away down some side road and walk in with four fucking suitcases, her banging that massive ‘handbag’ against my legs the whole way. What does a single yellow line mean?

Do you get big kettles in the rooms? We always bring our own coz I can’t stand them dinky little ones. When you need a brew you need a big mug, know what I mean?

We brought a thousand PG Tips but I dunno what we’ll do when they run out. Drink the local shit I suppose.

Is there an Iceland here?

She was wondering if Jesus does the bingo? She’s just got into it back home.

This queue isn’t moving is it. Are they gonna open up an extra till or what?

I could go on haha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
45 weeks ago

Okehampton

"Is the kettle on. "

This

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By *xhib12Man
45 weeks ago

Blyth

Is there a Greggs up here?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
45 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

‘Do they have a rear of the year competition up here?’

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

"‘Do they have a rear of the year competition up here?’

I know you're old, but hang on a little longer

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"“it’s coming home”

Us the Welsh and Irish are away in a taxi to satans gaff. And also they’re drinking Guinness in plastics up there "

Oooh I’d be headed down there too.

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
45 weeks ago

south sheilds

I’m not goin to heaven I’m going to hell and can’t wait lucifer supposedly has a special spot for me

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By *att71Man
45 weeks ago

Bristol

Ow do boss

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
45 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm sorry, I'm not being funny but can I just say...

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By *iddlesticksMan
45 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry we’re late! Traffic was terrible getting here, the H1 is being turned into a smart motorway and you’ve got those long roadworks - you know between J9 & 17? Miles of cones and no one doing anything. And some prick had broken down and the traffic wombles had closed two lanes.

Still weather wasn’t bad. Better than last week, remember that rain?! What’s it like here next week? I want to get out to explore.

Is there an O’Neills? We like their fry ups instead of local muck. Have you changed up your funny money yet? Only 1.50 to the pound! Fucking government.

Do you get sky sports in the rooms?

Do you get big kettles in the rooms? We always bring our own coz I can’t stand them dinky little ones. When you need a brew you need a big mug, know what I mean?

We brought a thousand PG Tips but I dunno what we’ll do when they run out. Drink the local shit I suppose.

Is there an Iceland here?

She was wondering if Jesus does the bingo? She’s just got into it back home.

This queue isn’t moving is it. Are they gonna open up an extra till or what?

I could go on haha

Bravo.

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