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Under starter's orders No4...BANG and they're off!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

A quick race tonight, with the winner announced at 10pm. All contenters are racing in rollerskates they've not had any practice in. As ever, dispicable acts of foul play will be overlooked. This race has no rules. A juicy steak for the victor.

1) Gracie - The greyhound

2) Charles - The cheetah (and a cheater)

3) Purdy - The puma

....And they're off and racing!

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By *olfandtazCouple
40 weeks ago

Bristol

Charles the cheetah

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

Charles

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Gracie

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"Charles"

The fastest and a cheating cheetah. Odds on surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

A couple of early backers for Charles so far....

Not much in it at the momment as all contenders are learning how to rollerskate. I've got Gracie the greyhound by a nose at the first bend.

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
40 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

I'm going for purdey

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By *weetkitten65Woman
40 weeks ago

Halifax

Purdy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"I'm going for purdey"

Unfortunately has been distracted by a fan photo opportunity. He's pulled up for a picture. Apparently he was a dancer in the musical Cats. Oh, hang on, he's off again and catching up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

Purdy the Puma certainly taking the fancy of a few punters now.

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
40 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Purdy isn't a girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Purdy isn't a girl?"

I don't think so. He was licking his balls at the starting line. I thought he was a girl too tbf before seeing that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

The first lap of the track is done. Two more to go. It's Gracie in front, she left some dreamies on the track and the puma and cheetah have stopped for a snack. Darstardly from the greyhound!

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By *oupleus30Couple
40 weeks ago

Minster

Depending on the length greyhound

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I'm barracking for Purdy's natural grace and sharp elbows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Depending on the length greyhound"

She only average length for the breed. Speedy though!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Purdy has given a sharp elbow to Gracie rounding a turn and made her tumble. Oopsie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Purdy has given a sharp elbow to Gracie rounding a turn and made her tumble. Oopsie "

Yes Yes. That's the sprirt of the race.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

Approaching the final lap.... 9 minutes to go. Current positions:

Purdy

Gracie

Charles

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Purdy can already taste victory! And the steak...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"Purdy can already taste victory! And the steak..."

Switching to commentary as they hit the final straight:

And Gracie who's all ran out is biting hold of purdy's tail to stay in this race as Charles takes the lead by a whisker at the moment but Purdy has just bitten his tail as well. They're dragging each other along now. .... Charles's roller skates have tangled with Purdy's and they've all finished up in a tangles heap..... Now they're all having a fight ten metres in front of the finish line......Gracie breaks free. but Charles has grabbed her tail. In the confusion Purdy the puma makes a dash for the line.... but Gracie has tied his rollerskate laces together, he tumbles, It between Charles and Gracie now..... Nose to nose ..... Is a Photo finish.

.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm! "

No I'm not but can only apoligise. There is a technical fault in the photo finish result. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago

....Your victor of tonights race.

Charles the cheetah by a paw.

Thank you to all spectators. Until the next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm!

No I'm not but can only apoligise. There is a technical fault in the photo finish result. I'll let you know as soon as I do. "

Poor Purdy. His elbows weren't sharp enough. Skating lessons for the win next time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm!

No I'm not but can only apoligise. There is a technical fault in the photo finish result. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Poor Purdy. His elbows weren't sharp enough. Skating lessons for the win next time! "

There can't be a re-race. It would be to telling Purdy would win.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm!

No I'm not but can only apoligise. There is a technical fault in the photo finish result. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Poor Purdy. His elbows weren't sharp enough. Skating lessons for the win next time!

There can't be a re-race. It would be to telling Purdy would win. "

He's drinking his disappointment in the jungle tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
40 weeks ago


"You're a cheating fiend. It's supposed to finish at 10pm!

No I'm not but can only apoligise. There is a technical fault in the photo finish result. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Poor Purdy. His elbows weren't sharp enough. Skating lessons for the win next time!

There can't be a re-race. It would be to telling Purdy would win.

He's drinking his disappointment in the jungle tonight "

He certainly is. He took a bung before the race not to win it. I did say there were no rules to this fix.... I mean contest.

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