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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago

In the words of Chris brown

So I need my legs shaved and toe nails cut

What's the jobs you can't stand to do

What's the jobs you like to do

Maybe there's a match made in Fab heaven?

I won't be mad if it's a flop.... that's normally the effect I have lol

I'll check in later coz the snookers on

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
46 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

I can't stand doing the washing up.

I will happily cook though.

Thank god for dishwashers

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By *valanche1001Man
46 weeks ago

Leeds

There’s a random plant growing out of my gutter at the front of the house. If you could get up there and sort it I’d be much obliged ma’am [doffs cap]

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Can I do dirty things to you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago

Oh well I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Oh well I tried "

..You shouldn't have told us the snooker was on. That's why the thread is quiet, everyone's watching that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"In the words of Chris brown

So I need my legs shaved and toe nails cut

What's the jobs you can't stand to do

What's the jobs you like to do

Maybe there's a match made in Fab heaven?

I won't be mad if it's a flop.... that's normally the effect I have lol

I'll check in later coz the snookers on"

I will shave your legs and cut your toenails but you have to wash my hair for me because I hate doing it everyday

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By *inger_SnapWoman
46 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Just the whole palava of getting ready. If it's more than just having a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Oh well I tried "
i tried too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"In the words of Chris brown

So I need my legs shaved and toe nails cut

What's the jobs you can't stand to do

What's the jobs you like to do

Maybe there's a match made in Fab heaven?

I won't be mad if it's a flop.... that's normally the effect I have lol

I'll check in later coz the snookers on

I will shave your legs and cut your toenails but you have to wash my hair for me because I hate doing it everyday "

I love washing hair. Ex hairdresser here

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I used to enjoy having ingrowing hairs removed with tweezers by someone else.

*fuck. Did I just type that out loud.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"I used to enjoy having ingrowing hairs removed with tweezers by someone else.

*fuck. Did I just type that out loud..... "

I like plucking.... but I'm already crushing on ya and that wouldn't be fair to others so hope someone else likes PLucking

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By *KTim61Man
46 weeks ago

Tipton


"In the words of Chris brown

So I need my legs shaved and toe nails cut

What's the jobs you can't stand to do

What's the jobs you like to do

Maybe there's a match made in Fab heaven?

I won't be mad if it's a flop.... that's normally the effect I have lol

I'll check in later coz the snookers on"

Who's your favourite Snooker player?

As for my Answer going shopping NOW !!! As having to go to 3 different shops to get the best prices but I can cook clean, but No DIY !!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
46 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I used to enjoy having ingrowing hairs removed with tweezers by someone else.

*fuck. Did I just type that out loud..... "

I would enjoy this. And squeezing spots/blackheads

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"In the words of Chris brown

So I need my legs shaved and toe nails cut

What's the jobs you can't stand to do

What's the jobs you like to do

Maybe there's a match made in Fab heaven?

I won't be mad if it's a flop.... that's normally the effect I have lol

I'll check in later coz the snookers on

I will shave your legs and cut your toenails but you have to wash my hair for me because I hate doing it everyday

I love washing hair. Ex hairdresser here "

Perfect match

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By *ugar kittenWoman
46 weeks ago

home


"I used to enjoy having ingrowing hairs removed with tweezers by someone else.

*fuck. Did I just type that out loud.....

I would enjoy this. And squeezing spots/blackheads "

I need someone in my life willing to do this

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary

I hate cleaning but I don't mind cooking.

I hate having to wash and dry my hair but I enjoy squeezing spots and getting out ingrowing hairs.

I like doing the big shop but I don't like putting it away.

Em x

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By *night in armourMan
46 weeks ago

stafford

With a sexy body like that and soft Irish sexy accent

Think men would do anything for you xx

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I hate cleaning but I don't mind cooking.

I hate having to wash and dry my hair but I enjoy squeezing spots and getting out ingrowing hairs.

I like doing the big shop but I don't like putting it away.

Em x"

I'm ok at cleaning and awesome at washing and drying hair. Takes me no time at all to do mine. Just sayin.

I can also reach all the top shelves to put shopping away.

Swapsies?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
46 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Don't mind scrubbing the loo, hate hoovering. I get all hot and bothered.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I hate changing the bed sheets.

Seem to do it a lot and never get better at it.

I get lost in them..

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

DISHES!!!

I love taking everything out of cupboards with the intention of organising, getting bored and shoving it all back in so it looks worse than before.

Oh! And ironing. It’s therapeutic.

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By *hiskasMan
46 weeks ago

Llanelli

I hate putting the washing away,

I don't mind washing it, doing house work and love to cook but folding hanging then putting it away just does me in

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Dusting and cleaning.

I’m pretty tidy, but the dusting/mopping/sweeping/wiping it’s all a pain and I leave it most days because it’s kinda tidy!!!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I hate cleaning but I don't mind cooking.

I hate having to wash and dry my hair but I enjoy squeezing spots and getting out ingrowing hairs.

I like doing the big shop but I don't like putting it away.

Em x

I'm ok at cleaning and awesome at washing and drying hair. Takes me no time at all to do mine. Just sayin.

I can also reach all the top shelves to put shopping away.

Swapsies? "

I have hair that goes past the middle of my back, you sure you're up for that?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I hate cleaning but I don't mind cooking.

I hate having to wash and dry my hair but I enjoy squeezing spots and getting out ingrowing hairs.

I like doing the big shop but I don't like putting it away.

Em x

I'm ok at cleaning and awesome at washing and drying hair. Takes me no time at all to do mine. Just sayin.

I can also reach all the top shelves to put shopping away.

Swapsies?

I have hair that goes past the middle of my back, you sure you're up for that? "

As long as its from your head.

I'm no good at waxing backs I'm afraid.

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By *electableicecreamMan
46 weeks ago

The West

I'm good with hair. I dislike laundry

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I hate cleaning but I don't mind cooking.

I hate having to wash and dry my hair but I enjoy squeezing spots and getting out ingrowing hairs.

I like doing the big shop but I don't like putting it away.

Em x

I'm ok at cleaning and awesome at washing and drying hair. Takes me no time at all to do mine. Just sayin.

I can also reach all the top shelves to put shopping away.

Swapsies?

I have hair that goes past the middle of my back, you sure you're up for that?

As long as its from your head.

I'm no good at waxing backs I'm afraid. "

I can confirm it's from my head

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'm good with hair. I dislike laundry "

I actually don't mind doing the washing, I just need someone else to put it away.

Also I'm not doing the ironing unless it's absolutely necessary.

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