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Best cure for boredom, wrong answers only

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By *ringbackfingering OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Sat here, bored as a pair of tits on a nun, so cheer me up.

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By *heekyCharmMan
over a year ago

Colne

The best cure for boredom is to tape your eyes open with gaffer tape, sit on your hands and watch the full season of BBC Songs Of Praise on repeat.

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By *ringbackfingering OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"The best cure for boredom is to tape your eyes open with gaffer tape, sit on your hands and watch the full season of BBC Songs Of Praise on repeat. "

That's just given me a semi

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I like to do the laundry whenever I'm bored. Perks me right back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messaging a woman on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaging a woman on fab"
that IS a wrong answer

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"The best cure for boredom is to tape your eyes open with gaffer tape, sit on your hands and watch the full season of BBC Songs Of Praise on repeat. "
if you're doing that, don't forget to count the number of nipples you see poking out from the female choristers.

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By *heekyCharmMan
over a year ago

Colne


"The best cure for boredom is to tape your eyes open with gaffer tape, sit on your hands and watch the full season of BBC Songs Of Praise on repeat. if you're doing that, don't forget to count the number of nipples you see poking out from the female choristers. "

Oh shit... It's like counting sheep...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pluck your pubes with some rusty pliers.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

The virus forum

Mr

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

Watching paint dry is a blast

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

attend a team meeting at my former place of work. Sit at the front and encourage 'that person' to ask questions.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"The best cure for boredom is to tape your eyes open with gaffer tape, sit on your hands and watch the full season of BBC Songs Of Praise on repeat. if you're doing that, don't forget to count the number of nipples you see poking out from the female choristers.

Oh shit... It's like counting sheep... "
only if they've woolly jumpers on.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do a little science experiment and find out if forks and sockets are a good mix? You'll either learn something new or it will perk you up

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By *ringbackfingering OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do a little science experiment and find out if forks and sockets are a good mix? You'll either learn something new or it will perk you up "

Did something similar with a toaster and a bath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a little science experiment and find out if forks and sockets are a good mix? You'll either learn something new or it will perk you up "

Also shows how many volts it takes for your toenails to fly off and get embedded in that awful wallpaper in the kitchen.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Do a little science experiment and find out if forks and sockets are a good mix? You'll either learn something new or it will perk you up

Also shows how many volts it takes for your toenails to fly off and get embedded in that awful wallpaper in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a little science experiment and find out if forks and sockets are a good mix? You'll either learn something new or it will perk you up

Also shows how many volts it takes for your toenails to fly off and get embedded in that awful wallpaper in the kitchen.

"

Well, they're actually angry pixies that live in the wall sockets. How much they hurt you depends on how hard you've been making them work.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

Write to Kim Jong Un asking who does his hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abstinence and temperance

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