FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest fab chat up lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Spoke to one of my female friends who joined the site last night and asked her to give me a laugh by posting the weirdest or funniest message she had in the 30 minutes she had been on. One guy messaged 'can I blow (cocaine) in your asshole and lick it out?

made me chuckle! Who can better that?

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By *loomy GirlWoman
40 weeks ago

leicester

They say you should never judge a book by it’s cover but you look like you fuck better than my wife Xx

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By *ilverjagMan
40 weeks ago

swansea

Pick me because I always buy my condoms in bulk, that way I'll always be at least one jump ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

If you were closer I'd be all over you, like a tramp on a bag of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Hi, my nicknames Pinnochio. Sit on my face, and I'll tell you a lie or two.

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By *olly Goodhead83Woman
40 weeks ago

Basingstoke

This is definitely one that made me laugh…”I wanna crack an egg in your ass and fuck you so hard it scrambles”

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By *hrimper36Couple
40 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

This morning we had a great one liner from a Turkish guy that just said

“ do you like turkey”

So I replied

“Hi

Yes and chicken”

Why do some men even bother.????

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By *oupleus30Couple
40 weeks ago

Minster

No ridiculous messages to add from us but these comments have propa cracked me up lol ??

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Best one I ever had was “Your site supporter pass is due for renewal.”

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By *oo..Woman
40 weeks ago

Boo's World

Wait until you get the squirty cream up your bum guy, his very persistent!

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Wait until you get the squirty cream up your bum guy, his very persistent!"

How many cans did you request?

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By *andPextraCouple
40 weeks ago

North West

Someone asked if he could measure my boobs in detail to take with him to a plastic surgeon for his partner to get implants like

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By *a LunaWoman
40 weeks ago

South Wales

My most favourite was the “I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”.

It reminded me of an ex who would say he’d walk across a field of broken glass just to dip a twig in my shit. I thought that was right romantic

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"My most favourite was the “I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”.

It reminded me of an ex who would say he’d walk across a field of broken glass just to dip a twig in my shit. I thought that was right romantic

They do romance differently in the valleys

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

If I come to London, will you meet me?

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight, if I get it wrong I'll eat the difference. That made me laugh.

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