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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Reckons the lounge is actually a kitchen and so the lounge is actually a poorly constructed fake to lure unsuspecting new members in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

Like Fake Taxi?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don’t look at me. I just came to get another beer from the fridge.

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

https://youtu.be/igGKEP3ts9Y?si=RbfBKe_fOa5IGO6m

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"https://youtu.be/igGKEP3ts9Y?si=RbfBKe_fOa5IGO6m"

I should’ve known!

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London


"https://youtu.be/igGKEP3ts9Y?si=RbfBKe_fOa5IGO6m

I should’ve known!"

I’m bopping to it now.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Like Fake Taxi?"

Not quite.

Much less taxi.

More tits and dick though

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Don’t look at me. I just came to get another beer from the fridge. "

Make sure you put one back.

One in, one out is the lounge kitchen fridge rule

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London


"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something."

And people talk about a lot of eating or stuffing this and licking that.

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By *ornucopiaMan
40 weeks ago

Bexley

The lounge is actually a misspelling of 'tounge' (sic).

It is something apparently possessed by a number of cunning linguists on here who want to lick their way into women's favours.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something."

Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.

He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.

He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest.

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.

Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.

He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.

He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest."

Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"The lounge is actually a misspelling of 'tounge' (sic).

It is something apparently possessed by a number of cunning linguists on here who want to lick their way into women's favours."

Women’s favours is my new favourite thing in the kitchen.

Lounge.

I forget!

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.

Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.

He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.

He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest.

Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake? "

Red velvet

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
40 weeks ago

Bradford

Certainly lot of women here make me feel hungry.

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.

Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.

He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.

He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest.

Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake?

Red velvet "

Defo perverse then, the best kind!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.

The mr

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By *reative-mindMan
40 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.

The mr "

Can't believe they had packman taken out to fit that snooker table in!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.

The mr

Can't believe they had packman taken out to fit that snooker table in! "

No they got rid of it because 20p’s kept getting jammed. Space invaders is getting delivered next week.

The mr

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By *reative-mindMan
40 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.

The mr

Can't believe they had packman taken out to fit that snooker table in!

No they got rid of it because 20p’s kept getting jammed. Space invaders is getting delivered next week.

The mr "

Oh boy and I've loads of 20p's saved up as well!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Stockport

There’s a guy I met down the forum thinks he's Elvis...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
40 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"There’s a guy I met down the forum thinks he's Elvis..."

This is exactly what I was thinking (and exactly the earworm I now have).

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West


"There’s a guy I met down the forum thinks he's Elvis..."

I think he's left the building now.

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

They're probably right. Lifestyles are evolving. Open plan kitchens are becoming the hub for socialising. Lounges are old news

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By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Does that mean you're going to do me over the air fryer rather than the pouffe?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Kitchen you say.. Who turn is it for putting kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"They're probably right. Lifestyles are evolving. Open plan kitchens are becoming the hub for socialising. Lounges are old news"

Mine is open plan.

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands


"They're probably right. Lifestyles are evolving. Open plan kitchens are becoming the hub for socialising. Lounges are old news

Mine is open plan. "

You're very on trend then Becs

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I am just bubbly me I float around being wonderful

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

Smells like freshly baked apple pie, but when you get here it's just tramps drinking cider

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Does that mean you're going to do me over the air fryer rather than the pouffe? "

Max crisp or roast?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Kitchen you say.. Who turn is it for putting kettle on. "

Well volunteered that lady!

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Smells like freshly baked apple pie, but when you get here it's just tramps drinking cider "

I like the cider it helps me to ride her but most of all I like the vino

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By *ickshawedCouple
40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Does that mean you're going to do me over the air fryer rather than the pouffe?

Max crisp or roast? "

Roast please. But be careful, or you might batter your sausage at the same time

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Does that mean you're going to do me over the air fryer rather than the pouffe?

Max crisp or roast?

Roast please. But be careful, or you might batter your sausage at the same time "

Only thing getting battered is your cervix sweet girl.

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By *eliWoman
40 weeks ago

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You met someone down the forums? You never fail to not disappoint me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
40 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"You met someone down the forums? You never fail to not disappoint me. "

Better than up the junction.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"You met someone down the forums? You never fail to not disappoint me. "

That statement is making my brains bleed.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"You met someone down the forums? You never fail to not disappoint me.

Better than up the junction."

With some or other passions?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/QccPUSTMriM

Probably was Elvis

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If the lounge is actually the kitchen then that's all good.

I can be in both of mine at the same time.

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

Suits me, I'm always hungry anyway.

Em x

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