FabSwingers.com forum: Things heard down the pub

By *amyam5627 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Swadlincote

My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.

The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.

NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.

Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)

The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.

What strange things have you heard.

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By *nozdraMan
40 weeks ago

Falkirk

The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc

Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each

You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985

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By *nozdraMan
40 weeks ago

Falkirk

""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985"

Yeah, it was Rod Stewart in my dad's day... always from someone who knew somebody who knew somebody

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
40 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

How much ?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"How much ? "

It was definitely measured in pints. What was the word on the street in Merseyside?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Also, because I'm so posh, the semen was called tainted love juice.

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By *tephanjMan
40 weeks ago

Kettering

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
40 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc

Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each

You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well "

That last one is actually true, I heard it down the pub.

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By *ssex_tomMan
40 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc

Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each

You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well "

Tom will not name them on here for obvious reasons but there are a handful of families that are front for those ruling the world.

More to this than meets the eye

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By *eordieJeansCouple
40 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Dogs can’t look up.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Cats don’t google

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By *agneto.Man
40 weeks ago

Bham

Sydney university holds a detailed file on every swinger. Even those that think it's just a sex site.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
40 weeks ago

Ryde

"Dogs can’t look up."

Cool. I was in the movie that's from.

Anyway, there's also urban myth about Richard Gere stuffing a gerbil up his arsehole.

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By *layfullsamMan
40 weeks ago

Solihull

We have a pub session where a topic is selected (can be ridiculous) and you split into 2 sides defence and prosecution randomly.. might be us you overheard

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Joanna Lumley and her prosthetic arse.

I do think it appears in a Google hit somewhere.

To do with cocaine use in her heyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Not recently

But many years ago and it is a true story

A friend of mine

Started winding a slightly un educated guy about being called up for the first gulf war

He sent him his call up papers!!!

And a map of where he was going to be posted

(A piece of sandpaper)

The guy was asking in the pub

And others said they had received theirs too

But it should be treated with secrecy

True story!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985"
I remember that classic from the 80's

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985 I remember that classic from the 80's

Sure Adam Ant was involved or John Moss from Culture Club. Lol

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By *layfullsamMan
40 weeks ago

Solihull

Pet shop boys loved to put a hamster where the *sun doesn’t shine

*not Scotland

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By *onameyet2Man
40 weeks ago

chorley

The BBC DJ Stuart Macone kicked of the Bob Holness saxophone thing for a giggle

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By *ris GrayMan
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.

The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.

NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.

Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)

The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.

What strange things have you heard. "
I heard Sydney university have given up studying us they've moved on to telegram

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By *tylebender03Man
40 weeks ago

Manchester

The beer must be really strong in your local haha

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By *ris GrayMan
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"The beer must be really strong in your local haha "
guiness extra

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By *amyam5627 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Swadlincote

The newest one for tonight

Telescopes can’t see the moon, as they can’t see New York for London and it’s less distant

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By *uri00620Woman
40 weeks ago

Croydon

"My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.

The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.

NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.

Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)

The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.

What strange things have you heard. "

I've heard the gravity one.

The same person argued space doesn't exist.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year

Think he had too many from the top shelf…

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year

Think he had too many from the top shelf…"

He can. Women's pert category, he gets my vote at least.

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By *ty31Man
40 weeks ago

NW London

Someone asking in all seriousness, Do they really let women be pilots? They can't be allowed surely??

Was probably the low point

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By *ris GrayMan
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

I heard beers going down

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By *uddy laneMan
40 weeks ago

dudley

Treacle is made from crushed up wasps. Well it was said in a pub setting, sex lives of the potato men.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
40 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Someone asking in all seriousness, Do they really let women be pilots? They can't be allowed surely??

Was probably the low point"

Yeah but it’s only in those simulators, right, it’s not actually for real, everyone knows that, surely.

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year

Think he had too many from the top shelf…"

You should hear what your mates have been saying about you, in the old working men's club

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By *illy IdolMan
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year

Think he had too many from the top shelf…

He can. Women's pert category, he gets my vote at least."

I've always liked you, Mr Fox

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Central

""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985 I remember that classic from the 80's

The celebrities have morphed with the times, including the following -

Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li'l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple.

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By *ad NannaWoman
40 weeks ago

East London

The government are poisoning our drinking water to give us all cancer, to make droog companies billions in profits selling chemotherapy droogs.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year

Think he had too many from the top shelf…

He can. Women's pert category, he gets my vote at least.

I've always liked you, Mr Fox

Happy to be your runner up

But I fear I will be in the ladies ample ass section!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

I worked with a girl who told me that gravity was just a theory

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By *amyam5627 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Swadlincote

"I worked with a girl who told me that gravity was just a theory

There’s more than one then

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By *entleman JayMan
40 weeks ago

Wakefield

""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"

Bloke in a pub. C.1985"

That old urban myth. Lol.

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By *batMan
40 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

“They ALL want to come here because we are too soft and will give them a house and a gazillion pounds up front”

“They are nicking all our jobs.” (Said by an unemployed half wit who has never visited a dentist, let alone trained as one).

“They was only doing their jobs.” (Said about a guy that apparently shot innocent unarmed civilians).

“Soldiers should never be prosecuted for what they do in a war zone. You wouldn’t do their job.”

And many others ….

Gbat

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