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"Could be loads of things but if it's every so often it's likely to be Proctalgia fugax which is muscle spasm ..... Horrible innit ..... "Yup that's the one, horrible thing | |||
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"Definitely bum not foof?" Definitely bum | |||
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"I have toothache. " That's worse, at least mine goes away again. Hope it's sorted soon  | |||
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"Yes i have. What's that all about?" Muscle spasm Willy, it's not nice | |||
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"Definitely bum not foof? Definitely bum" Nope, sounds horrid. I sometimes get pain in my pelvis (its like a sharp pain in my foof). Apparently its a thing called Lightning Fanny! | |||
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"Not as bad as the random heart pain where you think you're about to have a heart attack "That's a bad one too, feels like you can't breath | |||
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"Not as bad as the random heart pain where you think you're about to have a heart attack "Don't go into the light!
I've had that a few times during winter bike rides, I haven't keeled over, yet... | |||
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"Shooty bum pain, yep - it's super annoying! Mrs " This is what I call it  | |||
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"Shooty bum pain, yep - it's super annoying! Mrs This is what I call it ""Ring twinge"  | |||
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"Omg yes! It always happens at the most inconvenient times as well. " Trying your best not to show that you feel like you've been stabbed | |||
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"Not as bad as the random heart pain where you think you're about to have a heart attack "Any slight twinge out of the norm and I immediately think my time is up | |||
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"Goodness that sounds horrid I hope you feel better " I'm all good again, it only lasts for a minute thankfully | |||
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"Omg yes! It always happens at the most inconvenient times as well. Trying your best not to show that you feel like you've been stabbed "It’s horrible! | |||
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"Not the bum itself but after a good legs session at the gym and two days later and my glutes are on fire. The other day I had to role of the toilet as there was no way I was going to make it back onto my feel the normal way round " | |||
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"Definitely bum not foof? Definitely bum Nope, sounds horrid. I sometimes get pain in my pelvis (its like a sharp pain in my foof). Apparently its a thing called Lightning Fanny!" I think that's what used to happen when I was pregnant  not nice at all | |||
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"Emmm yip but it’s normal after I done something ha ha trying not be be crude The worst’s thing is random cramp in your toe or forearm " When your toe starts seizing up? I always panic when that happens | |||
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"Not forgotten to take out a butt plug?
Just saying... lol"Nope no butt plug | |||
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"Have you ever gotten that pain up your bum? You know the one that feels like you got hit by lightening out of nowhere ? It's bloody awful! It stops me in my tracks
"Please tell your other half: Lots of foreplay Bit of rimming Lots of lube And ease in! | |||
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"Have you ever gotten that pain up your bum? You know the one that feels like you got hit by lightening out of nowhere ? It's bloody awful! It stops me in my tracks
Please tell your other half:
Lots of foreplay
Bit of rimming
Lots of lube
And ease in!"No bum fun was had in the making of this pain Felix | |||
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"Not as bad as the random heart pain where you think you're about to have a heart attack
Any slight twinge out of the norm and I immediately think my time is up " true story
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"Emmm yip but it’s normal after I done something ha ha trying not be be crude The worst’s thing is random cramp in your toe or forearm When your toe starts seizing up? I always panic when that happens " Yes can be a bit off a panic moment | |||
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"Definitely bum not foof? Definitely bum Nope, sounds horrid. I sometimes get pain in my pelvis (its like a sharp pain in my foof). Apparently its a thing called Lightning Fanny! I think that's what used to happen when I was pregnant not nice at all "Yes, I had it so badly when I was pregnant I had to give up work at 28 weeks! | |||
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"Stop poking it with a pencil Your not a constipated accountant trying to work it out " Ffs Wonko | |||
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"Stop poking it with a pencil Your not a constipated accountant trying to work it out Ffs Wonko "What?  | |||
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"Is it worse than stretching your calf the wrong way and it cramping up on you? "Like that but more Shooty stabby | |||
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"Em. Your Married and complaining about a pain in the ass… it happens. "Exactly, have I not suffered enough! | |||
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"Used to have it at least once a week, but haven't had an attack since I had metal work put in my back . The first time it happened I was standing beside a lamp post and thought I'd been electrocuted. " Did you grip onto the lamp post for dear life? That's what I do | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet!" Posh | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh "It's like they're not even trying any more. I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh
It's like they're not even trying any more.
I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now "You’re so right posh and I’m ashamed of myself. Em - I’ll tongue punch your lovely fartbox to ease your suffering. And afterwards stroke your hair while maintaining an uncomfortably long eye contact. | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh
It's like they're not even trying any more.
I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now
You’re so right posh and I’m ashamed of myself.
Em - I’ll tongue punch your lovely fartbox to ease your suffering.
And afterwards stroke your hair while maintaining an uncomfortably long eye contact."You always bring me hope, Felix  | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh
It's like they're not even trying any more.
I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now "Because we chaps are all gentlemen and chivalrous. | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh
It's like they're not even trying any more.
I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now
Because we chaps are all gentlemen and chivalrous. "True. But those who aren't chaps always used to offer... | |||
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"I'm amazed no one has offered to kiss it better for you yet! Posh
It's like they're not even trying any more.
I'm absolutely disappointed in the forum right now
You’re so right posh and I’m ashamed of myself.
Em - I’ll tongue punch your lovely fartbox to ease your suffering.
And afterwards stroke your hair while maintaining an uncomfortably long eye contact."Sounds fabulous Felix | |||
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"Used to have it at least once a week, but haven't had an attack since I had metal work put in my back . The first time it happened I was standing beside a lamp post and thought I'd been electrocuted. Did you grip onto the lamp post for dear life? That's what I do "No I just stood there thinking wtf just happened, scared to touch the lamp post incase it happened again. | |||
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