FabSwingers.com forum: Miss heard song lyrics

By *gent Coulson OP Man
42 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

We have all be guilty of this at some point

I will start

Last night a DJ shaved my wife by indeed

Off you go

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By *eavilMan
42 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Me ears are alight.

Desmond Dekker

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By *mworthit156Man
42 weeks ago

South Glos_Bristol

Boney M - Ra ra Rice Pudding

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By *inkForLifeCouple
42 weeks ago

North Shields

Gala Freed From Desire

For years I thought

he's got his strong beliefs

Was

He's got it from Belize.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
42 weeks ago

Gloucester

Angel eyes by wet wet wet starts with, ' sick on me babe in the morning'

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By *auntymanMan
42 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Where's Peter Kay when you need him?!?!?;

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By *ycanNightsMan
42 weeks ago

Workington

Atomic Kitten - while again

Looking back on when we first met

I cannot escape and I cannot forget

Baby you're the one, you still turn me on

You can fill my hole again

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By *mworthit156Man
42 weeks ago

South Glos_Bristol

Paul Young -

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..

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By *ornucopiaMan
42 weeks ago

Bexley

Beelzebub had a devil in his sideboard...

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
42 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Rod Stewart Love Touch

Oh, baby, I don't know why

But somehow I always seem to

Get tangled up in my flies

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By *lfa RomeoMan
42 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Take that. "Wash your back"

Duffy. "Begging me for bird seed

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By *adgerMan
42 weeks ago

york

Spandau ballet -we made love on braised lamb

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By *ohn 66Man
42 weeks ago

Birmingham

The Lord's Prayer, according to one child I taught...

Our father, who ain't half in heaven,

Harold be thy name...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Britney spears "don't you know that your cock stinks"

The clash "Rock the Casbah

Sharif don't like it

Mental retardashian"

Freed from desire "My love has got no money, he's got his trumbleese"

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By *oupleus30Couple
42 weeks ago

Minster

My mate sang this to Blondie heart of glass, take it up the arse. I cannot hear it differently now

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By *TinRedCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading

Wicked Wicked... Jungle is massive!

As opposed to Junglist massive!

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By *orse2017Man
42 weeks ago

Almeria

Into the valley by the skids

There's masses of lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Shania Twain

I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight...

That does impress me much! Haha

Also though Spagnas' Call me always sounded like corned beef...haha

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
42 weeks ago

Willenhall

Steve walks merrily down the street with his pimple way down low...

From Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust"; actual lyrics:

Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

As a non-native English speaker there are times when I’ll hear a song from the 90s, that I “learnt” when I didn’t know English but still remember the English lyrics I misheard. I’ve had far too many laughs over songs I misheard before becoming proficient in English. Sometimes I can’t unhear the misheard lyrics.

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By *electableicecreamMan
42 weeks ago

The West

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that heard Gala singing Tumbaleese.

I was today years old when I learned the real lyrics

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
42 weeks ago

Willenhall

"As a non-native English speaker there are times when I’ll hear a song from the 90s, that I “learnt” when I didn’t know English but still remember the English lyrics I misheard.

Oddly enough that reminds me of the (1989) song "Ride On Time" by Black Box.

They were an Italian dance/rock group who hired a model to lip-sync their songs. Ride On Time used unauthorised sample material from Loleatta Holloway's "Love Sensation"; they had actually misheard "Right On Time" as "Ride On Time" when naming the song. Of course, Loleatta's lawyers weren't too pleased about this so Black Box hired Heather Small to re-record the song (she later became famous as the lead singer of M People).

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
42 weeks ago

Willenhall

"I'm so glad I'm not the only one that heard Gala singing Tumbaleese"

I need to clean my ears out; I always heard "trombolene". I couldn't work out if it was a musical instrument or an antiseptic cream...

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By *ip...Man
42 weeks ago

Wrexham

Beans on toast - kws

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"under pressure, that brings a building down, stink of fanny too, puts people on streets ".....

Queen - Under pressure

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By *rucking-HellMan
42 weeks ago

Northampton

Never gonna let you go,

'Cause you're my baby,

Football and a million goals

~~~~~~~~~~~

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the hot dogs go on

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

"The Lord's Prayer, according to one child I taught...

Our father, who ain't half in heaven,

Harold be thy name..."

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By *electableicecreamMan
42 weeks ago

The West

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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By *eavenNhellCouple
42 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Go and get stuffed

Going gets tough

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'm frying chicken wings westlife

Eyes like potato's Madonna

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

One for the Geordies.

Dakota - Stereophonic:

'Shearer's round having some hash'

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Beans on toast - kws"

"Don't throoooow away, beans on toast"

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I am sure Kano said suck you mother and die. But someone said he says suck your mother and dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A year has passed since I broke my nose...

The Police, Message in a Bottle

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By *ornucopiaMan
41 weeks ago

Bexley

'Sam and Janet Evening' (from South Pacific).

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By *orksRockerMan
41 weeks ago

Bradford

Sue Lawley - So Lonely by the Police

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By *orny-DJMan
41 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Tori Amos - Professional Widow

'He's got a big dick'

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By *orny-DJMan
41 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Just let me staple the vicar

We're giving love in a femidom

We are family...

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By *elnkazCouple
41 weeks ago

cheshire

Cutting Crew

Oh, I just died in your arms tonight

Must have been some kind of cheese

Del

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By *hillenCouple
41 weeks ago

Borehamwood

Our shadows taller than arseholes - Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin.

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Toto - Africa. There’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do. Bad enough, but…

Don Henley - Boys of Summer. After the poison has gone.

Beautiful South - Prettiest Eyes. Let’s take a look at these clothes for you (instead of crow’s feet). Oh dear.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

We built this city

We built this city on Rohhhhhhcky Roads!

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By *J_OuizziCouple
41 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Are we human?

Or are we hamsters....."

As Brandon Flowers never sang

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I can see clearly now

Lorraine has gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Quite a few people have seen the Peter Kay sketch

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Quite a few people have seen the Peter Kay sketch

Which sketch is that ?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
41 weeks ago

Norwich

My wife heard “all I do is shine his thing” for “all I do each night is think” from Pray by Take That.

I always heard “vertical stick” instead of “vertigo shtick” in Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Quite a few people have seen the Peter Kay sketch

Which sketch is that ?"

The misheard lyrics one - plenty of examples above

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By *ldgeezermeMan
41 weeks ago

Newcastle

'scucse me while I kiss this guy

Hendrix, Purple Haze

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By *oluptas1977Woman
41 weeks ago

Droitwich

I've always wanted to meet someone called Hugh:

Whitney Houston - I will always love Hugh

Brian Adams - Everything I do, I do it for Hugh

Remmbrandts - I'll be there for Hugh

Adele - Someone like Hugh

Etc

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By *oluptas1977Woman
41 weeks ago

Droitwich

UB40 - Food for Thought:

I'm a primadonna, dancing in the dust

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By *hippy57Man
41 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Holding back the ears

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By *hippy57Man
41 weeks ago

Chelmsford

I alway thought suzie Quattro sang down with dimibly down with dimibly you listen lol

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By *L100Couple
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Amanda’s on the run, Amanda’s on the run, Amanda’s on the run.

You dirty son of a Gun.

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By *udy3Man
41 weeks ago

Corby

I thought , common people by pulp was coloured people , and I still feel racist for even thinking that was the words as I say it at like 8 years old

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

Let me staple the vicar? lol

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By *olfandtazCouple
41 weeks ago

Bristol

Guns and Roses- paradise city

Take me down to the very nice city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

Bird seed bird seed……

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By *irtydevil666Man
41 weeks ago

bristol

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese....

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Lewis capaldi when he sings when she brings me inner piece but I thought it was she brings me in a piece

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I believe in miracles: I’ve been leaving milk out

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Papa don’t preach, I’ve been losing sheep

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By *onameyet2Man
41 weeks ago

chorley

Van Morrison -take a load of Fanny

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By *ornucopiaMan
41 weeks ago

Bexley

Last night a DJ shaved my wife.

Or, perhaps it should be

Last night a BJ saved my life (or my wife).

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese...."

Who am I to disabrie

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By *ornucopiaMan
40 weeks ago

Bexley

How does it feel to be on your own, with no erection or phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I’d like to mash up beetroots in your hair

Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths.

Thought it was that for years

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I need a better man....which should have been.... caught in a bad romance....

like how did I miss hear that

Excuse me while I kiss this guy....Hendrix.... lots miss heard that though

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By *entBarryUKMan
40 weeks ago

Ashford

Becky Hill and Jonas Blue: back and forth.

I hear "we always have a salad"

Even the video for the song shows a guy making salad! I dont know what the actual lyrics are!

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By *entBarryUKMan
40 weeks ago

Ashford

"I need a better man....which should have been.... caught in a bad romance....

like how did I miss hear that

Excuse me while I kiss this guy....Hendrix.... lots miss heard that though

Purple Haze! Good song!

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By *entBarryUKMan
40 weeks ago

Ashford

Gabrielle, Dreams can come true

Look at me babe, im in a shoe.

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By *ornucopiaMan
39 weeks ago

Bexley

Killing me softly with his dong

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By *iman2100Man
39 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I can see clearly now

Lorraine has gone!"

I can see Deirdre now

Lorraine has gone.

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By *iman2100Man
39 weeks ago

Glasgow

Kenny Rogers Lucille

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille

Four hundred children and a crop in the field."

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By *taffordguy85Man
39 weeks ago

stafford

Pat Bennetar

Hit me with your pet shark

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

I once knew a woman, who instead of singing “ feed the world “

She sang “ Jesus wooh, let them know it’s Christmas time “

The mr

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