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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

That's me off to get the rod and hooks out

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By *hrimper36Couple
41 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Has to be a “Hi” followed but “ you’ve got big tits” to which I usually reply yes I have but they’re hairy and imho Eves are much better.

Doh!!!!

T

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
41 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Anything other than just "Hi" or "hey"

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When she's put on her blue undies just for me and sent me a pic.

Phwaor

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

A fully stretched open anus pic, always makes me moist

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

I'm sticking with a fish

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A fully stretched open anus pic, always makes me moist"

Like a supernova

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

Give me 5 mins...

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm sticking with a fish"

Well, you're in the right plaice.

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By *iasubTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Ilkeston

27 dick pics that are taken at very slightly different angles but they have to be unasked for thats the most important thing. Nothing hotter than that

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice? "

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time"

That's one in the net.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

If a woman is holding a power drill in her shear underwear on a chaise lounge, I’m hard for that type of introduction.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
41 weeks ago

Durham

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By *izzy.Woman
41 weeks ago

Stoke area

I love seeing a guy giving a woman a good fucking , and the photos are mainly the woman's body and it's obviously bareback. Ideally various different women and he states the photos are of his longterm partner.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K

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By *iasubTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Ilkeston


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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time

That's one in the net. "

No better time to flex your mussels

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time

That's one in the net.

No better time to flex your mussels"

So long as there's no crabs about.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Definitely dead animal pics just do it for me, that and gaping cum dripping vagina.

Mrs

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Definitely dead animal pics just do it for me, that and gaping cum dripping vagina.

Mrs "

Or dripping from a tampon string.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time

That's one in the net.

No better time to flex your mussels

So long as there's no crabs about. "

The claw that broke the camels back

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By *essaMayWoman
41 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

This is not the place for fish comments

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By *parrow77Man
41 weeks ago

cheshire


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

As if fab isn’t difficult enough as a solo guy now I have to catch a big fish in order to attract a sexy lady. Maybe that were I been going wrong with fab for all these years

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K"

How does this make you feel?

Do you feel left out?

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

My best first DM was someone saying they thought I was less like Estella from Great Expectations but more like Tess of the D’Urbervilles. And quoted from

the book the section describing Tess. I melted. Bastard smooth talker.

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By *oxy jWoman
41 weeks ago

somerset


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

i had one of these a few weeks back such a weird pic to send someone on a swinging site

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By *C79Man
41 weeks ago

Caterham

You guys get messages?

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By *ennyleeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Southampton

My favourite at the moment and I get this one loads is "can I eat your arse out" Makes me wetter than an otters pocket lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K

How does this make you feel?

Do you feel left out?"

Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K

How does this make you feel?

Do you feel left out?

Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck

"

Not with that fat arse of yours

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By *C79Man
41 weeks ago

Caterham


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

"

Personally, I'd say it's a bit TL:DR

You'll also want to correct the end to say "piqued your interest"

Sorry to sound like a moany old git

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"A fully stretched open anus pic, always makes me moist"

I'm glad somebody else here uses the word "moist"

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

"

No fishes on your profile, delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

Personally, I'd say it's a bit TL:DR

You'll also want to correct the end to say "piqued your interest"

Sorry to sound like a moany old git"

I think it’s just perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short"

Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

No fishes on your profile, delete!"

Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid. "

All good but remember you sed no there’s no takes backs ever

I am hide something big

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid.

All good but remember you sed no there’s no takes backs ever

I am hide something big "

And I don’t mean my D

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

When they send a Dick pic with come oozing out

Honestly I am on fire

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

No fishes on your profile, delete!

Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha "

That should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short

I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life

Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all

Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so

Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them

Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand

Lots off hugs and kiss nat

No fishes on your profile, delete!

Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha

That should do it "

Nope it’s all ready sed nope all cool ooo well can only try ones but ones I get a no it’s a no forever no matter if they change they minds

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K

How does this make you feel?

Do you feel left out?

Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck

Not with that fat arse of yours "

Well my fat arse got more FAB’s* than your ‘defined’ arse

*Nothing to do with C’s boobs creating more traffic on our profile at all

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me

K

How does this make you feel?

Do you feel left out?

Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck

Not with that fat arse of yours

Well my fat arse got more FAB’s* than your ‘defined’ arse

*Nothing to do with C’s boobs creating more traffic on our profile at all "

That's an unfair advantage!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
41 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

When they don’t delete my message

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By *oupleus30Couple
41 weeks ago

Minster


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

I have a big pike picture

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’d be impressed to be fair

Nothing gets my heart pumping more than opening a message to be met with a close up of the one eyed snake. That’s a staring competition I don’t mind loosing.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"A fully stretched open anus pic, always makes me moist"

I haven’t tried this way…. I’m off to warm up the stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Anything that isn’t a ‘Jesus you’re ugly’ when I send a face pic

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By *ornucopiaMan
41 weeks ago

Bexley


"

...

You'll also want to correct the end to say "piqued your interest"

Sorry to sound like a moany old git"

No. 'Peaked' is par for the course on Fab.

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By *he guy 1980Man
41 weeks ago

somerset

I've got a few of those but I won't send them haha

Personally I don't get many first messages so I have to do that myself.

I generally am really polite, tell them how great they look and try and find something we can converse over. X

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By *luttTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Duns

I’m always partial to a message that just says “meet now” and that comes from someone who clearly hasn’t read my profile. Always gets me hot

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By *ornucopiaMan
41 weeks ago

Bexley


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?"

Why does it always have to be a carp?

The ugly overweight slobs of the aquatic world.

..and what does it say about someone who wants to unnecessarily drag a creature around by its lip, or hooked randomly further into its mouth, just to show off an ,odd and apparently socially acceptable, perceived prowess.

Then, the unfortunate creature is released again, ready to have the cycle repeated for the ultimate financial gain of the lake owner.

Is there any evidence that women swoon over piscatorial skills?

Sorry to carp on about this. But there would be an outcry if anyone did this to birds in the name of sport. Could it be because fish don't squawk?

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By *aughtyJoWoman
41 weeks ago

Caterham

A dick pic....no message from numerous angles. In my head I've taken to drawing a speech bubble and adding my own message just for fun.

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Are you free now? I am horny

(Not talking to you OP of course)

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By *oquars19458Man
41 weeks ago

sheffield


"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.

What do you love to see in a first message?

Would a pack of fish finger suffice?

So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time

That's one in the net.

No better time to flex your mussels

So long as there's no crabs about.

The claw that broke the camels back"

Load of codswallop

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I totally love the offer from two total strangers to meet in what sounds like a lay by. My pussy is dripping at the thought of being abducted.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

He is drop dead gorgeous and resonates to me

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By *tylebender03Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester

When you see _tylebender03 slid in them DMs

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By *ose and her beastCouple
41 weeks ago

Watford

When it actually says why they are messaging introducing themselves anything that isn't wow amazing tits -_-

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"When they don’t delete my message "

This.

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