FabSwingers.com forum: You can always tell a newbie

By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

By.....

Finish the sentence...

It may help the newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

It says 'New' on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Looking for: 18 to 99

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By *bi HaiveMan
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52 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

'I'm a single man/womanloking to meet single women/men'

I mean seriously.

I'm amazed profiles are even allowed to go live with at least a single photo and a minimum word count.

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By *ongandharderMan
52 weeks ago

Rotherham

Lack of photos

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

There are loads of guys on here that have been here for years and still don't have the first clue about women.

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By *orny-DJMan
52 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

New here someone show me the ropes

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By *oastofReadingMan
52 weeks ago

Reading

Sydney university disclaimer

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By *TG3Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester

"By.....

Finish the sentence...

It may help the newbies

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The innocence of message "Hi how are you and what you into?"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Been here before know the script ropes score anything along those lines

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Central

He's showered and ready to leave his home for a meet, assuming he'll have dozens of people to pick from, within an hour or so.

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By *iddlesticksMan
52 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
52 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Their arsehole isn’t gaping yet.

I went too far there didn’t I.

Bad Fiddles.

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By *oodmessMan
52 weeks ago

yumsville

Not looking to shag the whole of fab

Not looking for notches on the bed post

Safe sex only

1 Year later, 60 veris, multiple gangbangs and looking for poly breeding relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Asking for profile help within a week. Moaning that messages do not get answered. Un-finished profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"New here someone show me the ropes

And when you show them your latest chandlery finds they run away. How odd...

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Their arsehole isn’t gaping yet.

I went too far there didn’t I.

Bad Fiddles.

Mines isn’t and I been around close to 13 years

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By *oodmessMan
52 weeks ago

yumsville

Quality over quantity and we can afford to be fussy, turns into, what's happened, fabs gone off the boil.

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By *iddlesticksMan
52 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Their arsehole isn’t gaping yet.

I went too far there didn’t I.

Bad Fiddles.

Mines isn’t and I been around close to 13 years "

That’ll be the time you spend keeping trim in the gym then

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Their arsehole isn’t gaping yet.

I went too far there didn’t I.

Bad Fiddles.

Mines isn’t and I been around close to 13 years

That’ll be the time you spend keeping trim in the gym then "

Quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

They don't know how to use the reply+quote

Or the search

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
52 weeks ago

Ipswich

Send cock pics to every woman on hear

And a few men

To be impartial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

Ask for help, 7 days later they haven't changes anything and start a new thread..... because they don't know the green arrow exists

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Ask for help, 7 days later they haven't changes anything and start a new thread..... because they don't know the green arrow exists

Been here over a year and didn’t know about this green arrow

And to spot a newbie;

A . Or an X in their profile.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
52 weeks ago

Reading

Hope is still shining in their eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"They don't know how to use the reply+quote

Or the search

They reply privately

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
52 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Hope is still shining in their eyes."

lol abandon all hope

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

‘Was told about the site from a friend ‘ , ‘ will add more as I go along’

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By *mmaleiaWoman
52 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"There are loads of guys on here that have been here for years and still don't have the first clue about women. "
this

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By *rMrsCoupleXCouple
52 weeks ago

Next door

Unverified and have a hissy when you won’t send any face photos

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
52 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

They're gone 2 days after setting up the profile.

Obvs finished their wank......

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By *mmaleiaWoman
52 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Hope is still shining in their eyes."
it is!! It issss!!!!!!

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Durham

They expect a meet 30 mins after joining.

Mind it's the "not my first rodeo" or "been here before, so know the score" mob that make me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Just seeing what this is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

They reply to a message from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

They’ve not yet blocked ALL single men

A happy status.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
52 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Hi everyone, it’s my first rodeo”

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By *rHotNottsMan
52 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Bouncy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
52 weeks ago

Markfield

Shadow profile.

Oh. Er.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

They ask why a specific gender are messaging because they haven't worked out how to filter

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Moan about men wanting to give them a gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"There are loads of guys on here that have been here for years and still don't have the first clue about women. this

Oh because women have the first clue about men without generalising us all as cock sharing, insensitive perverts….oh wait….maybe they do

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Central

All their pics are over a used toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

They fill / half fill in the profile and the write in the bio everything they've ticked eg... 40 year old male, tick box is male and age has been filled in.....

We don't need to read it twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

For a newbie will fill in later is a profile. 6 weeks later it’s their mindset.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"For a newbie will fill in later is a profile. 6 weeks later it’s their mindset. "

6months later is the reality.

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By *hil most chillMan
52 weeks ago

South East & Europe

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By *hil most chillMan
52 weeks ago

South East & Europe

They post on the forum "any women in (random town) want to meet now"

Followed a day later asking why no one replies

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
52 weeks ago

Merseyside

They say ‘I am new here’ hahah

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
52 weeks ago

Northampton

Fab is now legally traded

US code blah blah. Sydney university

Instead of, I’ve already got this far therefore have accepted Fabs terms.

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
52 weeks ago

Stafford

Sydney university bollocks, joined 8 minutes ago

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By *ink vixenCouple
52 weeks ago

Medway

“Love to visit a club but don’t want to go alone. Any women or couples want to take me along and show me the ropes?”

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Status update "meet now'

Status 2 hours later "this site is a waste of time "

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By *rMrsCoupleXCouple
52 weeks ago

Next door

"Status update "meet now'

Status 2 hours later "this site is a waste of time ""

Omg you hit the nail on the head right there haha

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By *iasubTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Ilkeston

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By *iasubTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Ilkeston

They start there message with im not like the rest and proceed to give you the most graphic message you have ever read

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By *avexxMan
52 weeks ago

cheshire

"Status update "meet now'

Status 2 hours later "this site is a waste of time ""

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Status update "meet now'

Status 2 hours later "this site is a waste of time "

Omg you hit the nail on the head right there haha

Seen it so many times

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan
52 weeks ago

Yeovil

Time on fab on their profile

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By *gent CoulsonMan
52 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"New here someone show me the ropes

And when you show them your latest chandlery finds they run away. How odd..."
I send them a picture of my shibari rope bag, for some reason they go unlos very quickly

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By *owestoft ManMan
52 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Pretty much all of what has been suggested so far, I've seen on both long term and short term profiles. So not sure there is a way to find out from just profiles. A good chat usually tells of there experience and more importantly if they are genuine. But I suppose the only real way is to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Newbie (ish) here but at the same time have respect for everyone and wouldn’t treat anyone differently to how I would want to be treated.

#wearenotallthesame

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"For a newbie will fill in later is a profile. 6 weeks later it’s their mindset.

6months later is the reality.

How many newbies last 6 months of furious wanking and frustration I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"For a newbie will fill in later is a profile. 6 weeks later it’s their mindset.

6months later is the reality.

How many newbies last 6 months of furious wanking and frustration I wonder? "

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

“Profile no longer exists”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
52 weeks ago

Leeds

Been here before so know how it works. Had lots of veris on my previous profile.

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By *istressandthebossCouple
52 weeks ago

york

Their messages consist of “fuck wife now”

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Central

The men have their socks on, during sex, in their profile pics

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
52 weeks ago

Merseyside

"Status update "meet now'

Status 2 hours later "this site is a waste of time ""

Haha sooooo true xx

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