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"They didn’t like cheesecake. I mean, clearly they were some form of degenerate " Clearly. And worrying! | |||
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"I’m sure the two of us aren’t meant to be compatible according to star signs. But using the Chinese zodiac we are The way I see it…if it feels right, it’s right We’ve yet to bail on a social yet - we try and get a good connection/chat going before a social - recent pics etc. Although we did have to back out of a small party we’d been invited to when one of the guys sent a more recent pic to one we’d seen and he looked so similar to C’s brother, it was unnerving! Neither of us could un see it! K " Oh good idea - next time I'm just saying my Chinese zodiac and avoid all lectures about my star sign!! | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine " It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. | |||
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"They sent me their face pic... And that was it... Tingle turned off " I know what you mean. I hate that! Cos then I have to say there's no attraction and no-one wants to hear that! | |||
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"She literally didn’t put down her phone the whole time. I don’t tolerate rudeness or making me second best so I hightailed out of there." Fair enough, Felix. It's a bit much! | |||
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"Went on a blind date, and it was my mum!! Again! " Fucks sake, you two! | |||
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"Went on a blind date, and it was my mum!! Again! " Like that guy in Dam. | |||
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"Went on a blind date, and it was my mum!! Again! " Probably my fault, I was busy that day and couldn’t take her to the park. | |||
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" Turned up im Southend he was not like his photo and drunff. " D*unk? | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " I mean, how bad a sign could it be? | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be?" He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. " That’s REALLY going to make you get your knickers isn’t it? | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be?" Ask ALBERT KING | |||
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"His wife started being mean to him about how long it was taking him to come and saying he'd got stage fright. Awkward. J" Yikes. I can imagine you both backing out of the room! | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. " Yeah i was having this convo with a forumite the other day. The guy said he couldn't possibly put his cock inside a woman with "that stuff" in her body. I told him it was fine because there was no way I could have the cock of such an ignorant and misguided fool inside me. Win win! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. " He sounds like an absolute charmer! | |||
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"She literally didn’t put down her phone the whole time. I don’t tolerate rudeness or making me second best so I hightailed out of there." I can't believe how rude some people are, some need their heads testing! | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. " What do they think they will catch | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. What do they think they will catch " Common sense? | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! " Such a Sagittarius thing to do | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! " He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! " I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. What do they think they will catch Common sense? " | |||
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"She liked football. I liked rugby. Immediate turn off for her... Strange lady.... " Lol I prefer rugby | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! " He started off so charming that it took me a while to figure out what was happening and I found it somewhat upsetting. Should have blocked him sooner! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! He started off so charming that it took me a while to figure out what was happening and I found it somewhat upsetting. Should have blocked him sooner!" Don't blame yourself, sounds to me like you had a lucky escape best place for him is your block list. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! He started off so charming that it took me a while to figure out what was happening and I found it somewhat upsetting. Should have blocked him sooner! Don't blame yourself, sounds to me like you had a lucky escape best place for him is your block list." Hang on, we don't know what her star sign is yet. It could be one of the shit ones | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. " Can never go wrong with ‘I’m an Asparagus, everyone says I’m so random’ | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! Such a Sagittarius thing to do " I don't even remember his sign (not that I gave a crap) | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! He started off so charming that it took me a while to figure out what was happening and I found it somewhat upsetting. Should have blocked him sooner! Don't blame yourself, sounds to me like you had a lucky escape best place for him is your block list. Hang on, we don't know what her star sign is yet. It could be one of the shit ones" It IS! All men should avoid me. | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. Yeah i was having this convo with a forumite the other day. The guy said he couldn't possibly put his cock inside a woman with "that stuff" in her body. I told him it was fine because there was no way I could have the cock of such an ignorant and misguided fool inside me. Win win! " I’ve had someone tell me this too | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " He has used pictures that was 20 years and 20 stone out of date! Then got the huff when I wasn’t into him And also, a guy with a very cheeky, charming smile - turned out because he was missing his 4 front teeth hence never smiled on a pic!! And got upset when I looked shock when we met and he opened his mouth Early days of online dating. Learned lots since! | |||
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"He asked my husband if he could kiss me. This was about 5 minutes after the conversation started…I felt like waving my arms around to see if he noticed I was in fact still standing beside them. " That's where I overthink sometimes when chatting to couples or meeting them! On one hand, I want to make sure the Mr is fine with it but then the Mrs also needs to be fine with it and has her own autonomy. So then I just assume that if any party objects, then it's a no | |||
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"He asked my husband if he could kiss me. This was about 5 minutes after the conversation started…I felt like waving my arms around to see if he noticed I was in fact still standing beside them. That's where I overthink sometimes when chatting to couples or meeting them! On one hand, I want to make sure the Mr is fine with it but then the Mrs also needs to be fine with it and has her own autonomy. So then I just assume that if any party objects, then it's a no" Yeah, I get that. I think if you know it’s a sure thing and everyone involved is happy then go for it. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with checking in and making sure the other half is happy before moving forward. He’d only uttered two or three words to me before turning to him and asking if it was ok. I was flabbergasted | |||
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"He was about 20 years older than his pics, so it didn't go anywhere past a social. " How does anyone expect to get away with that?! | |||
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"They started going on about aliens being real and conspiracy theories. " | |||
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"He asked my husband if he could kiss me. This was about 5 minutes after the conversation started…I felt like waving my arms around to see if he noticed I was in fact still standing beside them. That's where I overthink sometimes when chatting to couples or meeting them! On one hand, I want to make sure the Mr is fine with it but then the Mrs also needs to be fine with it and has her own autonomy. So then I just assume that if any party objects, then it's a no Yeah, I get that. I think if you know it’s a sure thing and everyone involved is happy then go for it. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with checking in and making sure the other half is happy before moving forward. He’d only uttered two or three words to me before turning to him and asking if it was ok. I was flabbergasted " Yeah, that's fair enough. I'm in no way bold enough to ask something like that after chatting for 5 minutes | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine " Yikes, how inconsiderate of you;) | |||
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"Didn't want anything to eat, asked several times and she wasn't hungry, but stole a chip - didn't even ask. " The COW! | |||
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"It was in a club with a couple and we were getting on quite well and thought it could lead to more. When discussing approaching people, the guy said it was easy as he was more of an alpha. It made my anus crawl up to my throat " Your answer crawl up to your throat?! | |||
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"He stank of whacky backy" I can't smell it but I've wondered about a few people. And I made a mistake once meeting someone who did smoke it. | |||
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"It was in a club with a couple and we were getting on quite well and thought it could lead to more. When discussing approaching people, the guy said it was easy as he was more of an alpha. It made my anus crawl up to my throat Your answer crawl up to your throat?! " I really need to learn to read before I post! D'oh ... | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " I don't see why that would be a deal breaker? Bit childish and silly of a reason to end the interaction. | |||
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"They started going on about aliens being real and conspiracy theories. " A date once started spouting conspiracy theories and that was the end of that. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I don't see why that would be a deal breaker? Bit childish and silly of a reason to end the interaction. " If you'd read the thread you'd have understood. He had decided that I was a bitch tbh because I was that star sign and proceeded to tell me all about my character faults. | |||
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"I like your new username OP! " Thanks Daizy! | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified " Some women are so high-maintenance! | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified " You weren't trying to get her into the shower in your motel were you Norman?? | |||
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"he found out my star sign " That would be true for me too. And don’t get me even start on my moon and rising! | |||
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"he found out my star sign That would be true for me too. And don’t get me even start on my moon and rising! " I've never looked those up, off to do it now | |||
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"I’m lucky, I absolutely always know I want to meet up with them, so I’ve never had that moment of it going down hill. " Get off my thread, sunshine!! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! He has used pictures that was 20 years and 20 stone out of date! Then got the huff when I wasn’t into him And also, a guy with a very cheeky, charming smile - turned out because he was missing his 4 front teeth hence never smiled on a pic!! And got upset when I looked shock when we met and he opened his mouth Early days of online dating. Learned lots since!" You could have suggested he'd do well, with men wanting gummy blowjobs . Silver lining and all that. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " I didn’t own enough clothes!!!! I kid you not. T | |||
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"They asked if we wanted to go back to theirs, but they had already said their 16 yr old was looking after the other two .. When we said 'with your kids in the house?' the reply of 'oh it's ok the older one knows what we do'.. Ok no Ty, nice to meet you and exit left sharpish.." Oh no no no no no. That's not acceptable! | |||
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"They said “lol” out loud as if it was an actual word. The sexual attraction ended instantly " Really? Big ick, huh? | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza!" I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! " I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! | |||
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"He looked me up and down. First words out of his mouth. “Fucking hell, they’re massive” I just got straight back into my car and drove off." Quite right, your feet aren’t that masculine and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. | |||
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"He looked me up and down. First words out of his mouth. “Fucking hell, they’re massive” I just got straight back into my car and drove off." That made me cringe for you. No wonder! | |||
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"They asked if we wanted to go back to theirs, but they had already said their 16 yr old was looking after the other two .. When we said 'with your kids in the house?' the reply of 'oh it's ok the older one knows what we do'.. Ok no Ty, nice to meet you and exit left sharpish.. Oh no no no no no. That's not acceptable! " Totally.. Apparently I've never finished a pint as quick.. | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified Some women are so high-maintenance! " I know!!! | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified You weren't trying to get her into the shower in your motel were you Norman?? " That business was all just a silly misunderstanding , to be honest | |||
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"They sent me their face pic... And that was it... Tingle turned off " I told you I'd had a rough day | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! " I'm too afraid to reveal it in case all the men are put off. He did ask me for my moon and rising signs. He seemed an articulate, charming bloke before that came up. | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified You weren't trying to get her into the shower in your motel were you Norman?? That business was all just a silly misunderstanding , to be honest " | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! I'm too afraid to reveal it in case all the men are put off. He did ask me for my moon and rising signs. He seemed an articulate, charming bloke before that came up. " He sounds like a moron if he’s turning you down. His loss. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " He found out I let my cats sleep in my bedroom. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! " Strap in kids.. She didn't mention she was heavily disabled and wheelchair bound, which was a shock when I turned up to take her for a cuppa. Oh, and she was into amateur taxidermy so she had buckets of animal remains around her place. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour " Damn it! You didn't even suggest that on my username thread. And now I've changed it! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! He found out I let my cats sleep in my bedroom. " Yes? And? | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! I'm too afraid to reveal it in case all the men are put off. He did ask me for my moon and rising signs. He seemed an articulate, charming bloke before that came up. He sounds like a moron if he’s turning you down. His loss. " Oh no he didn't turn me down. He was still keen. Just wanted to gaslight the fuck out of me first. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! He found out I let my cats sleep in my bedroom. Yes? And? " Apparently that was considered wholly inappropriate and insanitary... thank goodness we didn't even get to meet, let alone get naked. Can you imagine how clinical it probably would have been!!! | |||
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"The second sentence was "how big is your cock?" I was still on the "what will you have to drink?" phase and pretended not to hear. She went for it again "if its not at least 10 inches I don't want to know". So I didn't tell her. " Ah do the precise same thing when they ask me if I've got an innie or an outie labia. Works a treat. | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour Damn it! You didn't even suggest that on my username thread. And now I've changed it! " Check the username thread again | |||
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"The second sentence was "how big is your cock?" I was still on the "what will you have to drink?" phase and pretended not to hear. She went for it again "if its not at least 10 inches I don't want to know". So I didn't tell her. Ah do the precise same thing when they ask me if I've got an innie or an outie labia. Works a treat. " Wait.. What now? People don't really ask that do they? Can you imagine? Yeah they are outie... And the guy goes... Oh sorry I'm looking for innie lips we should probably avoid wasting any more time | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour Damn it! You didn't even suggest that on my username thread. And now I've changed it! Check the username thread again " Then I do apologise. I guess you'll be calling me crimsontits instead of Daff. | |||
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"The second sentence was "how big is your cock?" I was still on the "what will you have to drink?" phase and pretended not to hear. She went for it again "if its not at least 10 inches I don't want to know". So I didn't tell her. Ah do the precise same thing when they ask me if I've got an innie or an outie labia. Works a treat. Wait.. What now? People don't really ask that do they? Can you imagine? Yeah they are outie... And the guy goes... Oh sorry I'm looking for innie lips we should probably avoid wasting any more time" I don't think they'd need to ask the question of that many women on Fab, do you? The answer is visible for plenty! | |||
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"The second sentence was "how big is your cock?" I was still on the "what will you have to drink?" phase and pretended not to hear. She went for it again "if its not at least 10 inches I don't want to know". So I didn't tell her. Ah do the precise same thing when they ask me if I've got an innie or an outie labia. Works a treat. Wait.. What now? People don't really ask that do they? Can you imagine? Yeah they are outie... And the guy goes... Oh sorry I'm looking for innie lips we should probably avoid wasting any more time" It's a preference. No different from women/couples specifying how big the love rocket should be. | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! I'm too afraid to reveal it in case all the men are put off. He did ask me for my moon and rising signs. He seemed an articulate, charming bloke before that came up. He sounds like a moron if he’s turning you down. His loss. Oh no he didn't turn me down. He was still keen. Just wanted to gaslight the fuck out of me first. " That’s even worse! Eurgh. | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! I'm too afraid to reveal it in case all the men are put off. He did ask me for my moon and rising signs. He seemed an articulate, charming bloke before that came up. He sounds like a moron if he’s turning you down. His loss. Oh no he didn't turn me down. He was still keen. Just wanted to gaslight the fuck out of me first. That’s even worse! Eurgh. " Yeah. Should have blocked him a LOT earlier! | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! " Just to be sure what star sign gets you a knockback or is unacceptable? | |||
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"I found out she liked pineapple on her pizza! I have a horrific star sign AND I have pineapple on my pizza! I’m curious to know your star sign now! I love astrology but I would never let it cock block me lol. That’s so bizarre. Also if he was really wanting to judge you based on that then surely he would have checked your birth chart and your moon, rising, Venus etc. What a numpty! Just to be sure what star sign gets you a knockback or is unacceptable?" Sorry. That's on a need to know basis! | |||
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"After several days chatting online, and sharing several face pics with a lovely woman, we agreed to meet at local pub. 'She' turned out to be a guy who was 20+ years older. When questioned, admitted the photos were of his adult daughter. Queue very fast exit of large Welsh woman. I even left my pint behind. " Jesus Christ, how on earth did he think you would be remotely happy about that! Beggars Belief. | |||
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"After several days chatting online, and sharing several face pics with a lovely woman, we agreed to meet at local pub. 'She' turned out to be a guy who was 20+ years older. When questioned, admitted the photos were of his adult daughter. Queue very fast exit of large Welsh woman. I even left my pint behind. Jesus Christ, how on earth did he think you would be remotely happy about that! Beggars Belief." And how is he comfortable using his daughter like that? That's all just so f#cked up!!! | |||
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"After several days chatting online, and sharing several face pics with a lovely woman, we agreed to meet at local pub. 'She' turned out to be a guy who was 20+ years older. When questioned, admitted the photos were of his adult daughter. Queue very fast exit of large Welsh woman. I even left my pint behind. " What an arsehole! | |||
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"Turned out to be a secret right wing nutter who thought the black lives matter movement were terrorists, mocked me for being a member of the labour party, spent about an hour detailing how awful his ex wife was and how shit she was in bed " After the BLM thing he wouldn't of had time to tell me about his ex-wife haha | |||
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"Turned out to be a secret right wing nutter who thought the black lives matter movement were terrorists, mocked me for being a member of the labour party, spent about an hour detailing how awful his ex wife was and how shit she was in bed After the BLM thing he wouldn't of had time to tell me about his ex-wife haha " | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour Damn it! You didn't even suggest that on my username thread. And now I've changed it! Check the username thread again Then I do apologise. I guess you'll be calling me crimsontits instead of Daff. " You even commented on it Crimsey T | |||
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"It was going so well until you realise she’s already shagged half your friends group & left a floater in the toilet hahaha" Jesus | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! You dodged a bullet there crimson tits, he did you a favour Damn it! You didn't even suggest that on my username thread. And now I've changed it! Check the username thread again Then I do apologise. I guess you'll be calling me crimsontits instead of Daff. You even commented on it Crimsey T " Oh god. Menopause memory. | |||
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"I can't remember the exact order of things but I think the wife hating was the start of the evening and it got progressively worse. Once we got onto politics I had to try and get out of there ASAP Turned out to be a secret right wing nutter who thought the black lives matter movement were terrorists, mocked me for being a member of the labour party, spent about an hour detailing how awful his ex wife was and how shit she was in bed After the BLM thing he wouldn't of had time to tell me about his ex-wife haha " Bloody hell! | |||
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"I realised that I had shagged his brother a few years earlier " Not to be indelicate, but at what point? Just at a meet? | |||
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"I realised that I had shagged his brother a few years earlier " Surely you jest?!! | |||
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"I can't remember the exact order of things but I think the wife hating was the start of the evening and it got progressively worse. Once we got onto politics I had to try and get out of there ASAP Turned out to be a secret right wing nutter who thought the black lives matter movement were terrorists, mocked me for being a member of the labour party, spent about an hour detailing how awful his ex wife was and how shit she was in bed After the BLM thing he wouldn't of had time to tell me about his ex-wife haha " What a roaster. | |||
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"Because I had had the Covid vaccine It always surprises me how many guys on dating sites have this as a boundary! Assuming some women do too. Yeah i was having this convo with a forumite the other day. The guy said he couldn't possibly put his cock inside a woman with "that stuff" in her body. I told him it was fine because there was no way I could have the cock of such an ignorant and misguided fool inside me. Win win! " Brilliant! ...your reply I hasten to add. Hang on, I just remembered, I am not too keen on prawns. I do hope non of the ladies that gave me a bj ever ate damn prawns, not sticking my cock into a mouth that... pmsl!! | |||
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"he found out my star sign It was all downhill from there. Tell me the best reason why a chat/social/date/meet went downhill! I mean, how bad a sign could it be? He told me in detail how bad my sign was. And explained all of my personality defects. He sounds like an absolute charmer! He was very articulate about it. Didn't see why I was getting upset. Very strange! I would have been in bits through laughing tbh, maybe that is one of my personality defects due to my star sign tho! He started off so charming that it took me a while to figure out what was happening and I found it somewhat upsetting. Should have blocked him sooner! Don't blame yourself, sounds to me like you had a lucky escape best place for him is your block list. Hang on, we don't know what her star sign is yet. It could be one of the shit ones" | |||
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"He was about 20 years older than his pics, so it didn't go anywhere past a social. " Blimey. He blagged it so well, got the social bagged and failed to close the deal, pmsl! Oh dear! Nowt stranger than folk! ?? | |||
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"They started going on about aliens being real and conspiracy theories. " And I knew it, you thought they were strange just because they tried to convince you the earth is flat! | |||
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"Didn't want anything to eat, asked several times and she wasn't hungry, but stole a chip - didn't even ask. The COW! " One chip....that I would have understood but to hog the last ketchup...! | |||
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"She kicked up a stink, for some reason, just because Mother wanted to watch. What was that all about? I’m mystified " | |||
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"After exchanging a number of messages with a seemingly interesting guy, finally met him for a social. He suggested coffee as I'm an addict. We met in Greenwich and he took me to.....McDonald's. Shortest social I have ever had. " There's a McDonalds in Greenwich? Things have changed since I was a teen | |||
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"After exchanging a number of messages with a seemingly interesting guy, finally met him for a social. He suggested coffee as I'm an addict. We met in Greenwich and he took me to.....McDonald's. Shortest social I have ever had. " Snob Frank | |||
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"There's a McDonalds in Greenwich? Things have changed since I was a teen " Yep. Nowhere is safe from the Golden Arches. Or Starbucks. " Snob Frank" My taste buds have standards. | |||
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"There's a McDonalds in Greenwich? Things have changed since I was a teen Yep. Nowhere is safe from the Golden Arches. Or Starbucks. Snob Frank My taste buds have standards. " A thought has just occurred to me... What if it was a test on his part? What if he's everything the man you thought/hoped he was and a millionaire as well, and you failed the test by being concerned with your surroundings and the standard of the coffee instead of the quality of the company? Just a thought... Frank | |||
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"I realised that I had shagged his brother a few years earlier Not to be indelicate, but at what point? Just at a meet?" No, it was a social meeting thank goodness | |||
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"I realised that I had shagged his brother a few years earlier Not to be indelicate, but at what point? Just at a meet? No, it was a social meeting thank goodness" Phew. Not sure if brothers have similar willies but wouldn’t want to know | |||
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"I realised that I had shagged his brother a few years earlier Surely you jest?!! Surely I don't " Wow! What are the odds?! Did you just excuse yourself? | |||
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"Met a woman off a dating site. It was all going great until we meet. Conversation flowed nicely, a few laughs, potentially promising. But after getting to know each other a bit more over dinner turns out I reminded her too much of her ex husband. On the positive side it wasn't a negative as such. They broke up amicably and still good freinds. She said he's a really good guy. But you can understand her not wanting to date someone who reminds her of her ex, she clearly after something different. We had a fun night and few laughs though. Just one of those. " Can totally understand her reasoning. I've had trouble in the past just with men who have the same name as my ex, when I was getting over him. | |||
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"Nice guy but said I shouldn’t be on here and asked me to delete my account on our first social. That raised an instant red flag due to past history." What?? Wtf? I shouldn’t laugh at some things, but that’s one I can’t help it. | |||
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"Nice guy but said I shouldn’t be on here and asked me to delete my account on our first social. That raised an instant red flag due to past history." "Nice" guys. Gotta love them! | |||
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