FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her ‘cos she’s poorly sick. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts (yes, I'm looking at you, Misty... among others)... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is a needy wench too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *mf123Man
41 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

This is fancy aint it

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
41 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’ll be watching this with interest

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I like that you left the needy wench bit in!

We are in to be fancied, together or separately. And also happy to be postie - I'll dig out the sparkly pants.

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By *isge BeathaWoman
41 weeks ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'll join in for a wee while.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Optimistically in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

Oh go on

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

In and lurking

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'll pop in for a bit

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Bookmarking.

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

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By *alico_KittyWoman
41 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Bookmarking for later when I've time to peek x

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By *lue dolphinMan
41 weeks ago

Gateshead

Sound like fun game I'll give it a go

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By *ileyandOhCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Intrigued

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
41 weeks ago

Hell

I’m in but I can’t be postie as I’m working

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By *rMonkeyMan
41 weeks ago

Somewhere

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

I will register a note of interest

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By *inglemenapplyhereCouple
41 weeks ago

Ely

I'm intrigued let's play! x

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By *r SproutMan
41 weeks ago

the middle

In and happy to pass messages on

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

I can post things for a bit if you like

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

Im in

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By *iz78Woman
41 weeks ago

wirral

I'm in x

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Message for Posh

'Please tell Posh I hope she feel s better soon! I miss her smut. '

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
41 weeks ago

Devon

In please! Love this game! Can be postie as well

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Well why not!

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By *r SproutMan
41 weeks ago

the middle

Just in from one of fabs finest fellas

could you please - tell Sarah, I saw her photos and I want to write my name on her chest using my tongue, and type out my name between her legs using morse code on her clitoris.

I think you should let him

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Happy to help send messages

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By *ickshawedCouple
41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Jumping in with both feet

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Ín.

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

My delicious mate wants Liz78 to know that every time her profile pops up, he gets a real hankering for her to sit on his face

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

My gorgeous mate would like Fabbergasted to know that he looks great in monochrome

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My mate has asked me to pass this on;

Can you tell Em that she can bite my thighs anytime she wishes…. Hope she’s hungry!

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

"My mate has asked me to pass this on;

Can you tell Em that she can bite my thighs anytime she wishes…. Hope she’s hungry!

I'll only nibble, promise

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In and happy to be postie, but may be about as efficient as Royal Mail as I've just got in from work and have tons to do.

But all work and no play and all that.....

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By *iz78Woman
41 weeks ago

wirral

"My delicious mate wants Liz78 to know that every time her profile pops up, he gets a real hankering for her to sit on his face

Now there's an offer I can't really refuse

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By *inglemenapplyhereCouple
41 weeks ago

Ely

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By *inglemenapplyhereCouple
41 weeks ago

Ely

"Just in from one of fabs finest fellas

could you please - tell Sarah, I saw her photos and I want to write my name on her chest using my tongue, and type out my name between her legs using morse code on her clitoris.

I think you should let him

Yes fucking please xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Message for Em here from my hot and steamy mate

My dreams will come true if I could kiss kiss every inch of her lovely body, especially her sexy lips

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By *bi HaiveMan
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41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Incoming!!!!

Could you please tell Rickshawed

Is there any chance your fella would let me borrow you,… I will let you ride me like you stole me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Incoming!!!!

Could you please tell Rickshawed

Is there any chance your fella would let me borrow you,… I will let you ride me like you stole me. "

With feelings of guilt before I hand you over to the police? Interesting kink

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Message for Em here from my hot and steamy mate

My dreams will come true if I could kiss kiss every inch of her lovely body, especially her sexy lips

Which ones?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Incoming part 2........

Please ask _ea monkey if he needs any help rinsing off his shower gel?

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By *entleswinger69Man
41 weeks ago

exeter

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By *ellroseWoman
41 weeks ago

Brum

In please

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

Message for Testerossa:

'Please can you let Testerossa that her thighs look great in that profile picture, they'd look even better wrapped around my head.'

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By *ellroseWoman
41 weeks ago

Brum

In coming for the handsome Mr Monkey from a gorgeous lady…. An offer you can’t refuse :

Please tell MrMonkey I'd love to see him crack a cream egg between those thighs

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Incoming from my hot friend

Pmf123, nothing brightens their day more than seeing googly eyes on your penis

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Can you tell Veronica that I love her pics, she has a gorgeous figure and incredibly kissable lips!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Sexville

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

No demand for the postie pants today. I'll put them away again!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

But I may be a little slow and being postie

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"No demand for the postie pants today. I'll put them away again!

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We simply didn't want you to get paper cuts on your dainty porcelain fingers from the crude parchment paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"In

But I may be a little slow and being postie"

At*

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
41 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

I’m in; starting to look through now.

Happy to act as postie..

please put quotation marks on what you want to be said..!!

Otherwise, I might get flowery!

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast

I’m in

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

"Can you tell Veronica that I love her pics, she has a gorgeous figure and incredibly kissable lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’m in.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"No demand for the postie pants today. I'll put them away again!

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We simply didn't want you to get paper cuts on your dainty porcelain fingers from the crude parchment paper.

So thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

In for a bit

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

My polite mate says

Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

"My polite mate says

Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?

Should I move to Scotland?

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By *oupleus30Couple
41 weeks ago

Minster

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By *agicfingers1Man
41 weeks ago

near Brighton

May I join please

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By *emidemiWoman
41 weeks ago

basingstoke

I’m in.

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
41 weeks ago

wild west lothian

Ooooh I’m in

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You guys know this thread doesn't work if you don't send messages right.

And yes, I sent several so I'm allowed to point it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Your mate should have gone to specsavers

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

I am still in and posting

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Message for Sparkle...

Could you please tell _parkle1974

She lights up any room with her sparkle x

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You guys know this thread doesn't work if you don't send messages right.

And yes, I sent several so I'm allowed to point it out.

I sent one to Tea and realised he’s been offline for three hours!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr."

There's a bloody echo in here!

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By *agicfingers1Man
41 weeks ago

near Brighton

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

Echo echo echo

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

Willy is in

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Wonko is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Go on then

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.

I'm taking my ball and going home

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By *ornycougaWoman
41 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Not playing but happy to postie

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.

I'm taking my ball and going home

Move over to my Let's fly away thread Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"My polite mate says

Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?

Should I move to Scotland? "

You’d be made to feel very welcome

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A message to the TheShivs from a rather dashing suited, whilstle n' fluted gentleman:

"...know that they make me feel all warm and fuzzy when they grace the Förüms".

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
41 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Gooooood evening you lovely bunch

We're tentatively tip toeing in

Happy to be postie also for a little while

S xxx

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
41 weeks ago

Yorkshire

This beautiful lady would like to tell Nero,

'I'd very much like partake in afternoon tea with him sometime

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A message to Jülië from a quim-fingering south-coast chap:

"....rather than taking her ball, would she like to play with mine instead?".

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Nero, my sexy mate just passed me a note...

Please inform Nero that I'd like to wind up his time piece and watch his clock tick.

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By *dquestCouple
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

In for a tad

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"This beautiful lady would like to tell Nero,

'I'd very much like partake in afternoon tea with him sometime

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It's only a matter of time!

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Nero, my sexy mate just passed me a note...

Please inform Nero that I'd like to wind up his time piece and watch his clock tick. "

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Hmmmm curiouser ...

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By *im ForbedMan
41 weeks ago

Winchester

I think I follow the rules...Ok, fire away lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A message to Jülië from a quim-fingering south-coast chap:

"....rather than taking her ball, would she like to play with mine instead?"."

Just the one?

Go on then

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Oh Julie, this sexy specimen wants to say;

Can you let Julie know that she can jerk my beef any day of the week

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

An excitable message from a dapper dandy to Jülië...

"...she is one of the most wonderful, fun, sexy, alluring, inspiring, desirable women I know.

And I know two women. No, three."

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I'm off to bed. Out.

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr."

That started off so well

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

One for you Veronica Explorer, this mysterious man wants you to know that he's read your profile and you've described him to a T

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm off to bed. Out.

Good night sleep well

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

OP, this message for you is HOT!

Mr Tea Monkey you have an air of sophistication and kinkiness that makes me want to kiss you from your inner thigh all the way up to your luscious lips before kneeling infront of you, ready for you to do as you wish- I just know you're a deliciously, wicked, deviant

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh Julie, this sexy specimen wants to say;

Can you let Julie know that she can jerk my beef any day of the week

I actually went to our sent messages to check this wasn't B. It wasn't. Thank you my meaty mystery admirer!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"An excitable message from a dapper dandy to Jülië...

"...she is one of the most wonderful, fun, sexy, alluring, inspiring, desirable women I know.

And I know two women. No, three."

This is rather lovely

Please feel brave enough to reveal yourself via DM!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.

I'm taking my ball and going home

Akshually it’s my ball

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"OP, this message for you is HOT!

Sophistication? I’m guessing that they don’t know me!

I mean, yes!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

From a delicious lady

Would you tell Woody I think he's lovely

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.

I'm taking my ball and going home

Akshually it’s my ball

And I have looked after it for you carefully and lovingly. And this is the thanks I get. Pfffft.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

"One for you Veronica Explorer, this mysterious man wants you to know that he's read your profile and you've described him to a T "

Mysterious message

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
41 weeks ago

Londontown

I'm in....looks like fun!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
41 weeks ago

Devon

Still in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!

Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.

There's a bloody echo in here!

I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.

I'm taking my ball and going home

Akshually it’s my ball

And I have looked after it for you carefully and lovingly. And this is the thanks I get. Pfffft.

I’ll thank you personally

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

A glamorous lady just texted me:

Can you say that I’m glad that Willy’s in but I’d rather his Willy was in me

Thanks x

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By *pYaMan
41 weeks ago

Ready…

Hello, watching, waiting and sending

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By *orny-DJMan
41 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

May I join in?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
41 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If its still going go on then

Tinder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Riley, my very sexy mate has a message for you...

Could you please let Riley from RileyandOh know that she looks like a dessert that I would love to overindulge in

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41 weeks ago

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

"May I join in?"

If you can play some good tunes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Akshually it’s my ball

And I have looked after it for you carefully and lovingly. And this is the thanks I get. Pfffft.

I’ll thank you personally

In that case it was all worth it!

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Oh Chunky this is a spicy one!

Can you tell ChunkyBugga that I want his sexy chunky frame on top of me as he fills me with that chunky peen!

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

"A glamorous lady just texted me:

Can you say that I’m glad that Willy’s in but I’d rather his Willy was in me

Thanks x"

Why thank you my glamorous lady

Anytime

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"An excitable message from a dapper dandy to Jülië...

"...she is one of the most wonderful, fun, sexy, alluring, inspiring, desirable women I know.

And I know two women. No, three."

This is rather lovely

Please feel brave enough to reveal yourself via DM!

Looks like no one wants to own up to only knowing their mum, their gran and me

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
41 weeks ago

Devon

"Oh Chunky this is a spicy one!

Can you tell ChunkyBugga that I want his sexy chunky frame on top of me as he fills me with that chunky peen!"

Flippin’eck, spicy one indeed! Sounds fun and very doable though

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By *nnCeeWoman
41 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Oooohhh... this looks fun!! In!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My sexy mates are keeping my box full

Please may you inform Tea Monkey I want to explore all his Hill and dales across his belly *swoon*

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Here's another...

Please tell Woody that I definitely misread his No 1, I want to make his cream can pop and I'd happily help him with the first item on his bucket list!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Here's another...

Please tell Woody that I definitely misread his No 1, I want to make his cream can pop and I'd happily help him with the first item on his bucket list!"

I had to check my list!

I like to eat my favourite dish between 8 and 9pm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

JuliePost at your service, the original and best...

Could you tell EnCee that her profile says she is cheeky and I’d agree, as I’d quite like to get my face between her ass cheekys

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By *nnCeeWoman
41 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"JuliePost at your service, the original and best...

Could you tell EnCee that her profile says she is cheeky and I’d agree, as I’d quite like to get my face between her ass cheekys

Thank you Julie Post

And thank you Julie's mate! x

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By *uffolkBeardedswingerMan
41 weeks ago

Ipswich

I'm in and happy to be postie

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By *ea monkey OP Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My sexy mates are keeping my box full

Please may you inform Tea Monkey I want to explore all his Hill and dales across his belly *swoon*"

Do I need to catch you? These Victorian types always seem to faint!

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Willy, Willy, Willy, this one's for you from a beauty!

Please tell Willy that I think he probably deserves to win Fab's best bum but I'll know for sure once I've seen it in person

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

One from a fine feathered friend!

Please tell Mr Pickle that if he doesn’t dip his pickle in me like a pot of dip soon I’ll be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Im in if not too late? X

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Im in if not too late? X"

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I've always fançied you. There, I said it.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

"Willy, Willy, Willy, this one's for you from a beauty!

Please tell Willy that I think he probably deserves to win Fab's best bum but I'll know for sure once I've seen it in person

Oh wow! I was just off to bed as well. Better do some more squats first. Tell my secret admirer photos don't do it justice and they can give it a pinch anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Im in if not too late? X

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I've always fançied you. There, I said it."

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Message to Nic85 from a south-coast chap on his dogtooth pattern armchair:

"Tell Nic85 to hurry up and move down south so we get in my hot tub…. She knows the rules".

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By *weetkitten65Woman
41 weeks ago

Halifax

Late but in

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Message to Nic85 from a south-coast chap on his dogtooth pattern armchair:

"Tell Nic85 to hurry up and move down south so we get in my hot tub…. She knows the rules"."

The Prosecco is chilling

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London

"My polite mate says

Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?

Should I move to Scotland? "

Not all Scotsmen are north of the border.

It wasn't my message, just saying.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

Lordy!!!

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By *mf123Man
41 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Ok il be in as iv nothing better to do

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By *aizyWoman
41 weeks ago

west midlands

"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

Lordy!!!

I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

Lordy!!!

I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!

You're welcome

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By *aizyWoman
41 weeks ago

west midlands

"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

Lordy!!!

I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!

You're welcome

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By *lexm87Man
41 weeks ago

Various

Can I act as the evri courier here?

I might deliver something similar to your message, to someone else, in another country, but only if they have a shed/bin/skip or empty field in which to leave things in the rain, possibly to be nibbled by sheep.

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41 weeks ago

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...

Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video

Lordy!!!

I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!

You're welcome

Double Lordy!!!!!!!

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