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By *ryingitout19 OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon all, a chance to post out your type and see if anyone appears, or to help match make other fabbers!

So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

Big soul, romantic, into kissing and cuddling. Socially justice minded. Funny. Beautiful eyes that sparkle. Kind and compassionate to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Tall, dark & handsome..female!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

Intelligent easy going and chatty.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

A woman who’s never worked a day in her life, has 15 kids, and does the school run in her pjs and fake channel dressing gown, with drawn on eyebrows that represent a skid mark.

The mr

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
41 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Funny and good at baking please

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London

Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

6ft plus Chinese lady. Must be into Subuteo.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Tall, dark & handsome..female! "

Disqualified

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands

Any hot wife's/woman who have nothing better to do in the daytime and some evenings give us a wave.

No preference on hair colour

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By *orizMan
41 weeks ago

Redditch

As long as shes got a pulse!

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By *ynamicnatureMan
41 weeks ago

Doncaster

An intelligent lady to have meaningful conversations with, and a passionate lover who is kinky as hell.

Bonus points for being an exhibitionist and a bit of a risk taker

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
41 weeks ago

London or Bedford

Anything above an Ecup

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By *sWyldWoman
41 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Romantic, witty, passionate, lover of kissing, with a glint in his eye.

Creative with a deliciously naughty mind, the ability to make me laugh, blush and melt a little.

Ideally up for date nights, travel adventures, random day trips and happy to be both big and little spoon.

White shirt wearing and strong arms /thighs a bonus.

Must be into me as much as I am him.

Am I asking for too much?!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Cheeky chap with a naughty side

Dreamy eyes, big thighs that can have a good laugh

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
41 weeks ago

Next Door

Intelligent, kinkster, tall dilf, with a nearly dad bod - athletic body, beards are good if soft (conditioner available if needed), between 20mins and approx an hour away (don't want someone on the door step). Preference in them accommodating and a non smoker.

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By *aizyWoman
41 weeks ago

west midlands


"A woman who’s never worked a day in her life, has 15 kids, and does the school run in her pjs and fake channel dressing gown, with drawn on eyebrows that represent a skid mark.

The mr "

Hello

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Cheeky chap with a naughty side

Dreamy eyes, big thighs that can have a good laugh "

Why hello

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Peng women, HMU

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
41 weeks ago

manchester

Slim/ cardio athletic

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Peng women, HMU "

There’s peng black girls in my area code…

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
41 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Ginger, 3ft porn star reveal yourself

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Cheeky chap with a naughty side

Dreamy eyes, big thighs that can have a good laugh

Why hello "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…"

That’s my favourite porn advert to click on

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Ok the Chinese bit was a crap joke. But in reality I'm looking for anyone who appreciates my romantic, witty, passionate self, who is a lover of kissing, and a glint in my eye.

I am creative with a deliciously naughty mind, the ability to make others laugh, blush and melt them a little.

Ideally up for date nights, travel adventures, random day trips and happy to be both big and little spoon.

White blouse wearing secretary and not such strong arms /thighs

Must be into me as much as I am her.

Difficult to find anywhere, let alone on here FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…

That’s my favourite porn advert to click on"

I love that song btw. And I love Black women.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…

That’s my favourite porn advert to click on"

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…

That’s my favourite porn advert to click on

I love that song btw. And I love Black women. "

It’s on my playlist right now

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'd like to add I'm a cheeky chappy with dreamy eyes and whatever the other bit was I can't remember.

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By *idfieldMan
41 weeks ago

north west

Dom guys

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"I'd like to add I'm a cheeky chappy with dreamy eyes and whatever the other bit was I can't remember."

Good thighs

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By *gent CoulsonMan
41 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Kinky, Adventurous and imaginative lady, with a submissive streak, willing to explore

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By *hat.VWE.TradieMan
41 weeks ago

Any short, curvy, welsh women! Just makes me melt

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
41 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

My type is:

intelligently flirty,

Captivating eyes.

Wants a regular FWB and to build a good relationship with my wife. (Shared custody

Of me)

Either a crazy full head of hair or

bald (some thing about bald women, mmmm)

Direct talker - no guessing - no ambiguity.

Knows that She wants to be bred when playing. (Breed play)

Likes being treated respectfully and like a woman

In balance likes having agency over herself

Lives within 50 miles of Manchester

Respects me like I would them

Want to be intimate & sensual

Could be poly

Could already be married?

Emotionally resilient able to handle this kind of relationship

A total unicorn really!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I'd like to add I'm a cheeky chappy with dreamy eyes and whatever the other bit was I can't remember.

Good thighs "

Of course. A step too far. So close.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

I do love golden labradors…. The white stick is just a bonus

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Cheeky chap with a naughty side

Dreamy eyes, big thighs that can have a good laugh

Why hello

Hello "

We should meet soon, those pancakes are going cold!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

So far I’m a match for every woman on the thread *except* the ones I’ve met.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Fat bisexual nerds.

Preferably tattooed

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
41 weeks ago

wild west lothian


"Afternoon all, a chance to post out your type and see if anyone appears, or to help match make other fabbers!

So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known "

You called? lol

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast

Northern Irish, Tattoed curvy gothic chick please with nipple piercings and blue eyes

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
41 weeks ago

Ryde

My type?

Anything sans-serif. Tabloid Scuzzball is a pretty nice one - very useful for headlines.

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
41 weeks ago

wild west lothian

So I look for:

Intelligence

Nice eyes, blue a particular favourite

Chest hair

Personality and good banter

Don’t take themselves seriously

Alpha Dom types - front of queue

Tattoos optional

Weakness for accents particularly Irish,Welsh

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By *apascouseMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

A lady who can be as innocent as anything in public but can turn to be the naughtiest minx.

Need a good amount of intelligence and humour

Knows how to dress well and look smart but sexy

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast


"So I look for:

Intelligence

Nice eyes, blue a particular favourite

Chest hair

Personality and good banter

Don’t take themselves seriously

Alpha Dom types - front of queue

Tattoos optional

Weakness for accents particularly Irish,Welsh

"

I don’t have the accent, but I’m Irish and my eyes change colour, sometimes there blue does that count.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My type on Fab would be the type of woman (or 3) who is pretty sexually adventurous and comes with a sense of humour. (And I don’t mean, tell us a joke when she has a climax.)

Someone who wants a little more than a FB, but a lot less the marriage.

And ideally it’s not too far from each other.

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By *apiomanMan
41 weeks ago

Shipley

Intelligent conversation. Left leaning. Into egalitarian sex and board games. Latter more for Tinder than Fab!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
41 weeks ago

kent


"Romantic, witty, passionate, lover of kissing, with a glint in his eye.

Creative with a deliciously naughty mind, the ability to make me laugh, blush and melt a little.

Ideally up for date nights, travel adventures, random day trips and happy to be both big and little spoon.

White shirt wearing and strong arms /thighs a bonus.

Must be into me as much as I am him.

Am I asking for too much?!

"

I think you just described me

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Romantic, witty, passionate, lover of kissing, with a glint in his eye.

Creative with a deliciously naughty mind, the ability to make me laugh, blush and melt a little.

Ideally up for date nights, travel adventures, random day trips and happy to be both big and little spoon.

White shirt wearing and strong arms /thighs a bonus.

Must be into me as much as I am him.

Am I asking for too much?!

I think you just described me "

Without ruining the fun, I think I might have 'liberated' a few lines from a hottie so it will naturally flow and resonate with most females.

*Keep that between us 2 (plus your other half)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

Likes cuddles

Sultry eyes

Can take my cheek/nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Love to experience 2 woman who enjoys her pussy and ass licked.love my cock been ridden to completion, and my mouth used to clean up. Xx

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Likes cuddles

Sultry eyes

Can take my cheek/nonsense"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…"

Enny x Estella x Jorja

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford


"Likes cuddles

Sultry eyes

Can take my cheek/nonsense

"

If you know someone who fits the bill, I’m taking recommendations

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By *sWyldWoman
41 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"So far I’m a match for every woman on the thread *except* the ones I’ve met. "

We are a fickle bunch. You're still my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Intelligent easy going and chatty."

How you doin’?

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By *oftpawsMan
41 weeks ago

Nottingham

Someone who is witty, can have a laugh and not scared to say what she wants.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I like arty guys, who can hold a good conversation, enjoy fine dining, as well as a bag of chips in the back of a camper! Passionate, exertive, spontaneous, a naughty glint in their eye, attentive, independent. Sexually I’m so drawn to body & facial fur, dark eyebrows, eyes to melt in to.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I like arty guys, who can hold a good conversation, enjoy fine dining, as well as a bag of chips in the back of a camper! Passionate, exertive, spontaneous, a naughty glint in their eye, attentive, independent. Sexually I’m so drawn to body & facial fur, dark eyebrows, eyes to melt in to."

Cross out the camper and you’ve got me.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Someone that doesn't mind doing the ironing.

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By *apascouseMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I like arty guys, who can hold a good conversation, enjoy fine dining, as well as a bag of chips in the back of a camper! Passionate, exertive, spontaneous, a naughty glint in their eye, attentive, independent. Sexually I’m so drawn to body & facial fur, dark eyebrows, eyes to melt in to."

Damn I just need to be arty

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By *urovalMan
41 weeks ago

Grimsby

Hmmm, it's hard to pin down to one type per say, since I like different people for different reasons. However, I do have a weak spot for alternative women, tattoos and wild coloured hair with gothic/punk styles. I do like a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it with a bubbley energy/ vibe going on

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Fat bisexual nerds.

Preferably tattooed "

Darn it, the lack of tattoos rules me out but I’m pretty much spot on with the rest

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By *rishman75Man
41 weeks ago

Chessington/epsom

loves cuddles and have a sense of humour and a bit of an accent x

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"I like arty guys, who can hold a good conversation, enjoy fine dining, as well as a bag of chips in the back of a camper! Passionate, exertive, spontaneous, a naughty glint in their eye, attentive, independent. Sexually I’m so drawn to body & facial fur, dark eyebrows, eyes to melt in to.

Cross out the camper and you’ve got me. "

she’s the love of my life

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"she’s the love of my life "

Then alas, it’s not meant to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Alive.

Am I being too discerning?

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

One with a pulse

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast


"One with a pulse "

I think I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"One with a pulse "

How you doin’?

*I like women who keep it simple, I can easily much that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Someone who's been single long enough to settle, but hot enough so that I look better being out with her, but not too hot that she eventually realises she can do better

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Nice eyes and smile who's a great kisser

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cheeky chap with a naughty side

Dreamy eyes, big thighs that can have a good laugh "

Yup, yup, yup, yup..

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By *apascouseMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Nice eyes and smile who's a great kisser "

I like the simplicity

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"One with a pulse "

I’ll just check..

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By *archelCouple
41 weeks ago

A field somewhere

Dark hair, piercing blue eyes, big shoulders, peachy arse and big thighs. Witty, good sense of humour who's not easily offended as I'm rude af lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Dominant, calm, handles sarcastic women well.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Okay...

One single female. Says it how it is.

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

There’s no specific demands on my profile, it’s more about personality and a bit of connection than just physical attributes.

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
41 weeks ago

wild west lothian


"So I look for:

Intelligence

Nice eyes, blue a particular favourite

Chest hair

Personality and good banter

Don’t take themselves seriously

Alpha Dom types - front of queue

Tattoos optional

Weakness for accents particularly Irish,Welsh

I don’t have the accent, but I’m Irish and my eyes change colour, sometimes there blue does that count."

That would definitely help!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Annabella Sciorra lookalikes please message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Afternoon all, a chance to post out your type and see if anyone appears, or to help match make other fabbers!

So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known "

Got the first two op.. I can use many accents but not scottish.. Nor irish. Can do Liverpool dialect.

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By *apperleymanMan
41 weeks ago

Nottingham

Mmmm

Young at heart, nice smile, likes to go to clubs, sexually adventurous. Age & Body type unimportant - hygiene very important. Intelligent and able to hold a halfway decent conversation..

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Fat bisexual nerds.

Preferably tattooed

Darn it, the lack of tattoos rules me out but I’m pretty much spot on with the rest "

We makes exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known "

Im Scottish complete with authentic accent, I'm 0.5 inch short of 5 foot. Some people may describe me as curvy - I'll let you be the judge

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By *icassolifelikeMan
41 weeks ago

Luton

Someone like my mum……………

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini "

I'm not sure if I have the eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My type is a person who is:

An effective communicator that doesn’t assume someone else is a mindreader

Emotionally intelligent.

Enjoys intelligent conversations, or simply learning new things.

Has a laid-back, easy going personality.

Drama free.

Self confident.

Makes punctuality a priority.

Is decisive and opiniated.

Enjoys mutual tactility.

Has an exceptional high stamina and considers themself insatiable sexually.

Can let loose and enjoy life to its fullest.

Knows how to be fully present when with someone.

Values pleasure beyond their own.

Is detail-orientated and appreciates the most minute of details.

Someone who can see life’s joys whilst being realistic about the more difficult moments of life too, but isn’t bogged down by the negatives.

Smiles and enjoys making others smiles too.

Passionate about kissing.

Passionate about a cause for the betterment of others.

Is respectful, kind, and never looks down at others unless he’s helping them up from the ground.

Is obsessed with me but not in an obsessive way. The perfect mix of giving me space and not being needy.

Isn’t superficial in that we go beyond skin deep (vulnerability is sexy).

Values building a friendship that goes beyond friendship but has a foundation of friendship and care.

Is understanding and not expecting my life to revolve around them or me to revolve around theits but equally doesn’t have me on the back burner.

In other words; TLDR, is vulnerable, happy with life mostly, manages their own life but makes me feel like a priority and not an option. When we’re together, makes me feel like we have escaped to our universe by being fully present and totally immersed in drinking me up.

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By *ddkkk91Man
41 weeks ago

fife

Someone with a good sense of humour, good banter and cheky side...

Also with amazing eye contact and great smile

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By *ensuallover1000Man
41 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kelly Brook

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Tall

Dark hair

Nice eyes

Some facial hair

Tattoo’s

Little bit of muscle

Nice smile and teeth

Smells good

Funny

Failing that, desperate will do.

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By *inglemenapplyhereCouple
41 weeks ago

Ely

Sense of humour!

Good at conversation!

Someone who could throw me about a bit and has arms to grab hold of x

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By *929Man
41 weeks ago

newcastle

Personality traits would be

Honest and loyal first and foremost, being ambitious very important, able to not take self serious and not be up own arse and never think are better/above others (bad experience with sons vile stuck up cunt of an ex coming into my house thinking me and my kids are shit beneath her shoe do hate snobbery/stuck up)

Looks wise like slim, average or genuinely curvy (not Gemma collins or Lizzo ect curvy) don’t have preferences for hair colour or height ect

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By *a LunaWoman
41 weeks ago

South Wales

Height is irrelevant.

I like humour, filthy minds, outdoorsy, capable, no nonsense men.

Capable of reining me in and taking me in hand (oh er) and who will adore me.

Must be an all round good egg.

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I have no type other than a predilection for her to enjoy cake, tea, scones and wear her favourite signature scent.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini

I'm not sure if I have the eyes.

"

I am flexible

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By *addisamMan
41 weeks ago

chelsea

Woman into her fitness loves having a laugh and wants to make my pulse race

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
41 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…


"My type is a person who is:

An effective communicator that doesn’t assume someone else is a mindreader

Emotionally intelligent.

Enjoys intelligent conversations, or simply learning new things.

Has a laid-back, easy going personality.

Drama free.

Self confident.

Makes punctuality a priority.

Is decisive and opiniated.

Enjoys mutual tactility.

Has an exceptional high stamina and considers themself insatiable sexually.

Can let loose and enjoy life to its fullest.

Knows how to be fully present when with someone.

Values pleasure beyond their own.

Is detail-orientated and appreciates the most minute of details.

Someone who can see life’s joys whilst being realistic about the more difficult moments of life too, but isn’t bogged down by the negatives.

Smiles and enjoys making others smiles too.

Passionate about kissing.

Passionate about a cause for the betterment of others.

Is respectful, kind, and never looks down at others unless he’s helping them up from the ground.

Is obsessed with me but not in an obsessive way. The perfect mix of giving me space and not being needy.

Isn’t superficial in that we go beyond skin deep (vulnerability is sexy).

Values building a friendship that goes beyond friendship but has a foundation of friendship and care.

Is understanding and not expecting my life to revolve around them or me to revolve around theits but equally doesn’t have me on the back burner.

In other words; TLDR, is vulnerable, happy with life mostly, manages their own life but makes me feel like a priority and not an option. When we’re together, makes me feel like we have escaped to our universe by being fully present and totally immersed in drinking me up.

"

You live in Cali…. Just my luck!!! FECK!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

"

Bookmarking!

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever

So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)"

You're one Helvetica of a lady.

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

You're one Helvetica of a lady. "

(*cries, but in Latin*)

I missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"My type is a person who is:

An effective communicator that doesn’t assume someone else is a mindreader

Emotionally intelligent.

Enjoys intelligent conversations, or simply learning new things.

Has a laid-back, easy going personality.

Drama free.

Self confident.

Makes punctuality a priority.

Is decisive and opiniated.

Enjoys mutual tactility.

Has an exceptional high stamina and considers themself insatiable sexually.

Can let loose and enjoy life to its fullest.

Knows how to be fully present when with someone.

Values pleasure beyond their own.

Is detail-orientated and appreciates the most minute of details.

Someone who can see life’s joys whilst being realistic about the more difficult moments of life too, but isn’t bogged down by the negatives.

Smiles and enjoys making others smiles too.

Passionate about kissing.

Passionate about a cause for the betterment of others.

Is respectful, kind, and never looks down at others unless he’s helping them up from the ground.

Is obsessed with me but not in an obsessive way. The perfect mix of giving me space and not being needy.

Isn’t superficial in that we go beyond skin deep (vulnerability is sexy).

Values building a friendship that goes beyond friendship but has a foundation of friendship and care.

Is understanding and not expecting my life to revolve around them or me to revolve around theits but equally doesn’t have me on the back burner.

In other words; TLDR, is vulnerable, happy with life mostly, manages their own life but makes me feel like a priority and not an option. When we’re together, makes me feel like we have escaped to our universe by being fully present and totally immersed in drinking me up.

You live in Cali…. Just my luck!!! FECK! "

I don’t live in California. I live in the UK.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
41 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…


" I don’t live in California. I live in the UK. "

Upon further inspection, yes I can see that now. Please accept my apologies; I had just read your list and it read like my profile and myself, so responded directly. Again apologies.

Obviously I can see now your details and profile are hidden; however, if there was ever a time where you might like to be in dialogue or fancied sauntering over a hot meal or coffee then I would invite you to message me. There’s no expiry or pressure on the invite, I would welcome your company in conversation and the opportunity; an Open invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Lezley Zen. If impossible then Florence Foster Jenkins sans the STIs. Thank you.

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini "

Might be too tall?

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)"

Some one must be font of you.

(I’ll get my coat)

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By *apiomanMan
41 weeks ago

Shipley


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini "

My chest hair is big!

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
41 weeks ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

Straight.non drinker non smoker (dream on Denise)

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Blue eyes and must be able to have a laugh if there’s anyone out there

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

Some one must be font of you.

(I’ll get my coat) "

Someone must be, sans doubt.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini

Might be too tall? "

Even better

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

41 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Funny, good conversationalist, empathetic, socially aware and laid back.

Oh....and must like coffee and cake.

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By *agnar73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini

Might be too tall?

Even better "

Off to swoon. Might be a while

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)"

You and me both shall we just sit in the corner together

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By *ee pandaWoman
41 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Short,fat,feisty and Scottish xx

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)"

Oh Dee, you know that is not true.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini

I'm not sure if I have the eyes.

I am flexible "

Good to know. I shall await your correspondence.

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

You and me both shall we just sit in the corner together "

We certainly should!

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

Oh Dee, you know that is not true.

"

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By *r SteelhammerMan
41 weeks ago

belfast


"So far, I’m no one’s type.

Ha!

(*cries*)

You and me both shall we just sit in the corner together

We certainly should! "

Let’s go *takes your hand as we walk to the corner*

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By *ryingitout19 OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Wales


"Afternoon all, a chance to post out your type and see if anyone appears, or to help match make other fabbers!

So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known "

Has she arrived?

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By *andE2000Man
41 weeks ago

Bathgate


"Afternoon all, a chance to post out your type and see if anyone appears, or to help match make other fabbers!

So…….short, curvy women with dark hair and a Scottish / Irish accent please make yourself known "

A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

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By *earditallWoman
41 weeks ago

Lancaster

Rough and ready tattooed viking type

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
41 weeks ago

Londontown

I have so many

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Someone (gent or/and lady) who is looking to connect with a couple, be friends with us and go on dates and then be able to turn the heat up.

Someone who is innocent yet filthy, who has a glint in their eyes, fully respects our relationship and loves planning weekends away or sexy surprises.

Ideally they’d be local however someone nice to visit and be prepared to visit us.

Good banter, engaging, sexy and open minded.

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Blue eyes and must be able to have a laugh if there’s anyone out there "

Thought I was in there then

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

"

I was doing so well till the be mean bit

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

I was doing so well till the be mean bit"

Makes note: * Willy needs help to improve!*

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

I was doing so well till the be mean bit

Makes note: * Willy needs help to improve!*"

Let's chat about it over a slow walk x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

I was doing so well till the be mean bit"

I was waiting for the, ‘treat them keen’ bit.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

No-one looking for a VWE repeater then?

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By *illy IdolMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"Must be:

Polite

Funny

Cheeky

Flirty

Taller than me

Normal/Athletic build (two chunkies won't make for great sex)

Must give:

Hugs

Amazing kisses

Me Attention

Several rounds of sex

Must allow:

Me to hold their hand in public so I don't fall over in my heels.

Should not:

Walk too fast

Be a Vegan/Vegetarian

Be mean

Have forest like public hair

Must eat:

Chicken

Steak n chips

Chocolate

Ice cream

Strawberries

Must like:

Me

Easy really!

I was doing so well till the be mean bit

I was waiting for the, ‘treat them keen’ bit. "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically "

On fab? Good luck

J

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By *andE2000Man
41 weeks ago

Bathgate


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J"

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

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By *edeWoman
41 weeks ago

the abyss

Breathing

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab? "

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Curses. Wrong you're.

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By *edeWoman
41 weeks ago

the abyss


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J"

I'm a T-rex - rawr

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Peng women, HMU

There’s peng black girls in my area code…

Enny x Estella x Jorja "

Umm

Estella is a good ally. She wouldn’t want in on this remix

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr "

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J

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By *aizyWoman
41 weeks ago

west midlands


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J"

Dammit! I can say Velociraptor?!?

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By *andE2000Man
41 weeks ago

Bathgate


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J"

Not even dinosaurs can pronounce that!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J

Dammit! I can say Velociraptor?!?"

Hi

J

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
41 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…


"Someone (gent or/and lady) who is looking to connect with a couple, be friends with us and go on dates and then be able to turn the heat up.

Someone who is innocent yet filthy, who has a glint in their eyes, fully respects our relationship and loves planning weekends away or sexy surprises.

Ideally they’d be local however someone nice to visit and be prepared to visit us.

Good banter, engaging, sexy and open minded.

"

I’ve just added you both to my hotlist.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Tall

Dark hair

Nice eyes

Some facial hair

Tattoo’s

Little bit of muscle

Nice smile and teeth

Smells good

Funny

Failing that, desperate will do. "

How about ‘really fucking hard to please but likes you’?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Tall

Dark hair

Nice eyes

Some facial hair

Tattoo’s

Little bit of muscle

Nice smile and teeth

Smells good

Funny

Failing that, desperate will do.

How about ‘really fucking hard to please but likes you’?"

I can work with that!

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By *edeWoman
41 weeks ago

the abyss


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J"

I won't even make it to the start line

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Big, hairy chest, melancholic eyes, passionate and lefty. In summary, James Gandolfini "

Is 1/5 acceptable?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J

I won't even make it to the start line "

You're already across the finish line

J

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I can work with that! "

We really should stop flirting and actually do this.

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By *o scandalousWoman
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Tall rugby player type. Minimum 6ft, with thighs like tree trunks. Dark hair and eyes please. Nice teeth.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
41 weeks ago

Halifax

Brown/Hazel eyes, hairy chest,stocky,humorous, empathic, romantic.

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By *edeWoman
41 weeks ago

the abyss


"A virgin, submissive, traditional type. Feminine not feminist.

A dinosaur basically

On fab? Good luck

J

Can you find a dinosaur outside fab?

I'm just not convinced your in the right place to find a virgin. I can definitely recommend the Natural History Museum for dinosaurs. I love a diplodocus.

J

I'm a T-rex - rawr

Ooh yes. I don't think I have a type but if they can say compsognathus or parasaurolophus they have a head start.

J

I won't even make it to the start line

You're already across the finish line

J"

Ooft

Grabbing a blanket - I've pulled

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By *hagTonightMan
41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 15/02/24 23:18:56]

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By *hagTonightMan
41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Someone who is into kissing and cuddling and who likes to go out for a cup of coffee too

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By *illen5Man
41 weeks ago

Bath

Female, still breathing preferred.

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By *quirrel!Man
41 weeks ago

Nearby

Brings Häagen-Dazs and whipped cream, lingerie is optional!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A lass that knows how to hold a conversation, curvy with beautiful personality!

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