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Things that sound sexy in your head

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:

Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...

Your turn:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m sorry OP but that made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find women’s backs sexy.

Sounds weird but in my head, they are

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By *heekyCharmMan
over a year ago

Colne

Sexy neck! There's a spot just behind the ear and at the top of the neck and it's different for all women. That. That would just sound weird.

"I love how sexy your neck is"

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute"

Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute

Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like? "

It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute

Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like?

It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently "

If her knees were holding little nunchucks it was Michaelangelo.

J

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I like the smell of freshly washed testicles.

They have that ballsack smell but toned down.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:

Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...

Your turn: "

I appreciate the beauty of nice feet. Not in a sexual way, I just like them. It’s not a fetish and I don’t lust after them or ask for foot jobs etc.

But when I say to someone they have nice feet, everyone immediately assumes I’m a foot fetishist.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L

“That’s a beautiful Irish accent” (She was Scottish)

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york


"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:

Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...

Your turn: "

I love the scent of a woman (no not the film!) but brain didn’t engage fully when I said “I love your smell” thankfully she saw the funny side !

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By *heekyCharmMan
over a year ago

Colne


"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:

Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...

Your turn:

I love the scent of a woman (no not the film!) but brain didn’t engage fully when I said “I love your smell” thankfully she saw the funny side !"

"I love your stink" would've been worse lol

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute

Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like?

It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently

If her knees were holding little nunchucks it was Michaelangelo.

J"

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


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Oh I’m sorry OP but that made me laugh out loud"

Well least you laughed, she didn't! Haha

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter


"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute"

Two secs while I Google cute knee caps on a generic porn search engine.

That did make me laugh but in a good way!

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