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·~• Ladies — I have a question •~·

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair

...why, oh why, are you all so far -faraway?

What necromancy can I conjure up to make you less geographically constrained?

Answers on a "Wish you were here" postcard.

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By *onameyet2Man
47 weeks ago

chorley

Have you thought of getting a camper van?

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By *andaloriansCouple
47 weeks ago

Malvern

Dude, if youre using necromancy, you obvs failed Hogwarts!! Sorry, not sorry, couldnt resist that one hahaha

S

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

That area is far too close to Brucey.

I don't think I could endure the pheromone level

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By *nitterWoman
47 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** Distance my dear Nero is but a state of mind

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By *azza boobs 57Couple
47 weeks ago

plymouth

You’re the one that’s far away

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By *ickshawedCouple
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

We all spend far too much on lingerie and so can't afford to live in London

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By *azza boobs 57Couple
47 weeks ago

plymouth


"You’re the one that’s far away "
PS I have never put I’m in a couple on here so why does it say that I am ? How do I get rid of it ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
47 weeks ago

Reading


"Have you thought of getting a camper van?"

Or a Tardis?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Have you thought of getting a camper van?"

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I don't think my four-poster bed would fit in a camper van. But then I could easily squeeze Prêy into my tight space.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Magic carpet otherwise called a train

Magical room also called a hotel room

Be there in 8 hours it’s that simple

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"We all spend far too much on lingerie and so can't afford to live in London "

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You don't have to live here/there. A simple visit will suffice, my dainty libertine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
47 weeks ago

East Sussex

Is the Vespa out of action?

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By *he KinkysCouple
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It’s you who is so far far away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Your just the right distance for me Nero

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By *onameyet2Man
47 weeks ago

chorley


"You’re the one that’s far away PS I have never put I’m in a couple on here so why does it say that I am ? How do I get rid of it ? "

You have a very nice couple though

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By *emidemiWoman
47 weeks ago

basingstoke

I’m just far enough.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Try living up here in the wilds.

It is but depressing

MrsAbz

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"That area is far too close to Brucey.

I don't think I could endure the pheromone level "

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I shall wear my most coveted signature cologne at Manchester' just for you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"**twirls in** Distance my dear Nero is but a state of mind "

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Duly Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I can’t fancy short distance.

Nero, welcome to fab and the curse of the uk being so infuriatingly huge.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"You’re the one that’s far away "

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How can we fix this?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Bro. Where have you been????

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Bro. Where have you been????"

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Cryogenically frozen. Hoping for a Dua Lipa to revive me.

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have you thought of getting a camper van?"

Shagging wagon if it’s Nero

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By *d4fun73Man
47 weeks ago

Shipley

Op have you run out of women in London!?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Have you thought of getting a camper van?"

Could all chip in and hire it out

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Oooh londin is full of voluptuous beauties.

Why need to be far away and how far is far away?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Op have you run out of women in London!?"

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What women??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I can’t fancy short distance.

Nero, welcome to fab and the curse of the uk being so infuriatingly huge. "

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But we're still smaller than Labrador and Newfoundland.

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By *aizyWoman
47 weeks ago

west midlands

You are right Nero you need to move, the Midlands is nice and central!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"You are right Nero you need to move, the Midlands is nice and central! "

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May I please survey your uncharted body?

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By *he KinkysCouple
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"You’re the one that’s far away

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How can we fix this? "

You live in a land far far away but you must come up to scotland and I can show you the sights xx

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By *oupleus30Couple
47 weeks ago

Minster

Uk is not that hard to get about in, I used to travel all over UK for work

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Is the Vespa out of action?"

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Ah, finally, a long overdue invitation to Hastings.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Uk is not that hard to get about in, I used to travel all over UK for work"

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Prey tell are you travelling to ye olde London Towne any time soon, per chance?

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By *orphia2003Woman
47 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I lived in London for 17 years. Not coming back again now.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I lived in London for 17 years. Not coming back again now."

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...and this is why I lament that you are all so far away!

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