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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "That made me laugh, thank you  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "I never said any such thing!  x | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Cucumber yes carrot no tv remote nope bottle yes corn no as for the other 27 types off things don’t know you need to list them out | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Hahaha.  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Smoked eels, you forgot about smoked eels
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Ah, but we fuck those cos we won't lower standards to just fuck 
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"Who uses corn??? Mrs x"Don't kink Shame  I imagine the bumps feel pretty good lol
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "You forgot aubergine and butternut squash. | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it. And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man. | |||
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse " | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women | |||
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"Because half them veg are more decent the the guys attempting to get in there. Mrs " Tbh sticking your cock in a pumpkin / melon / apple pie prob feels better than some sex I guess | |||
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"Who uses corn??? Mrs x"Jolly green giant? | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women "At the same time? | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women
At the same time?
"Not yet but I am working on it to find. If you can think it up it exists online somewhere right | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women
At the same time?
Not yet but I am working on it to find. If you can think it up it exists online somewhere right "Sometimes though ones imagination and the internet are better kept apart.. | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? " I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Well if it does a better job than a bloke, that's not our fault | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy" Nobody mentioned chicken ? I'm sure your right though ! Giblets would just be wrong ! Mind you have you seen the size of a turkey neck ? | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy Nobody mentioned chicken ? I'm sure your right though ! Giblets would just be wrong ! Mind you have you seen the size of a turkey neck ?" Damn my autocorrect going rogue again 
Giblets would be a bit strange | |||
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"Who uses corn??? Mrs x"I heard from a friend that corn on the cob is great  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "All more likely to make me come than a bloke... | |||
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"What a ridiculous post. You must be really bored " And yet so many see the funny side. To comment like that You must be bored | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy" Not as messy as tinned maybe.. | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Don't forget Dragon fruit Mr. | |||
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse "They fell on it | |||
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"To be fair, I once shoved an ice lolly up my arse. It was Fab. " • What happened to all the 'hundreds and thousands'…? | |||
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"To be fair, I once shoved an ice lolly up my arse. It was Fab. • What happened to all the 'hundreds and thousands'…?" …. They’re somewhere… I think | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "A whole new meaning to "popcorn" | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
"If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you? | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy Not as messy as tinned maybe.." Now that would go everywhere | |||
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse
They fell on it "I’m still mortified from the man & the glass jar clip 15 years down the line! | |||
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"What happened to the good ole' ribbed Lucozade bottle "It got lost somehow.. | |||
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"Great post. Every status ‘no cock pics’ Moan moan moan Here’s a photo of my growler covered in jam I hope it’s jam " lol | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't forget Dragon fruit
Mr."He's only listing the items that have made the hot pics section of Fab | |||
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse
They fell on it "Either that or they forgot to get the missus something for Valentine's Day | |||
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ? I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy" What about the tin? | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Not forgetting; Bedknobs, gearsticks, and towbar balls..... | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Love this ha ha | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
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"Who uses corn??? Mrs x"I have the texture is good! Not the mini ones though! x | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "What's this, a water faucet? | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Not forgetting;
Bedknobs, gearsticks, and towbar balls..... "No broomsticks? | |||
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"Men will fuck anything . Never knew that op. Learn anything here. To think you men fuck anything I mean "I went large on my cucumber bargain at £1.09 | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Getting close to the 5 per day. | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you?"If you listened you'd hear us tell you.  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you?
If you listened you'd hear us tell you. "Talk to me then? | |||
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" If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you? If you listened you'd hear us tell you. "Did someone just speak? | |||
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"Who uses corn??? Mrs x"This!!! Who she fuckin, jolly green giant!!? Imagine if a bit comes off inside!!! S | |||
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"Electric toothbrush... budweiser bottle .. toilet brush.. monopoly house... lego....the list goes on" Um, lego? The sharpest item to step on known to humankind!? And a monopoly house, eh!? Lady, you are hardcore! Unlucky to anyone pissing you off!!lol S | |||
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" unfixable thread"
The list of objects is like (for those of a certain age) The Generation Game getting a reboot on Television X | |||
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" unfixable thread
The list of objects is like (for those of a certain age) The Generation Game getting a reboot on Television X "love how defensive some of the girls are getting too its like a fruit n veg isle id parade | |||
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" unfixable thread
The list of objects is like (for those of a certain age) The Generation Game getting a reboot on Television X love how defensive some of the girls are getting too its like a fruit n veg isle id parade "
"......cuddly toy......Waitrose aubergine (Fairtrade).....B&M dog chew toy* .... "
*that had a whole thread here once | |||
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" unfixable thread
love how defensive some of the girls are getting too its like a fruit n veg isle id parade " | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Had an ex that uses an electric toothbrush | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "May be a good idea to send pictures of those objects instead of dicks for a change | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Just imagine all the slut shaming in the forums if those objects could leave a verification | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "The reason I clean every shower head thoroughly | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Randy people do Randy things. I guess we’re all guilty of being horny hahaha | |||
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"[Linx can Removed by poster at 15/02/24 02:44:08]" lol | |||
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" unfixable thread
The list of objects is like (for those of a certain age) The Generation Game getting a reboot on Television X love how defensive some of the girls are getting too its like a fruit n veg isle id parade "I think we're reading different tnreads  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "And yet all better options than many men. | |||
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"If corn (!!) is a better option than me, I'd be asking myself some hard questions about how I present myself "My knob can't compete with the knobbleness of corn. I however make a better post-coital drink than most corn I have met. | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Ah, but we fuck those cos we won't lower standards to just fuck
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse "This, as a healthcare worker I've seen some very weird objects inserted in mens bums. | |||
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