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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

Happy choooooseday!

Come through, tell me and the gang what’s been going on in your world today. What has made you smile? What has made you frown? Did you see that ludicrous display? Suggest a song? Request a song? Do whatever because in the words of Drake, I’m here for a good time not a long time. (I’m here until i fall asleep or get bored)

Friends, new and old you are all welcome here! New posters, lurkers, whatever name we’ve got for you now, say hello, gis a wave, tip your hat, nod your head!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pickle! Hi.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

S’up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Pickle! Hi. "
hey you!

Would you rather a long passionate kiss or a glass of wine right now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x"

I’m happy that you’re happy. But I’m dying currently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"S’up?"

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week"

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Pickle! Hi. hey you!

Would you rather a long passionate kiss or a glass of wine right now"

Kiss please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx"

Cuteeeeeeeeee.

I love love.

Would you rather go vegan or give up alcohol?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx"

Love a jigsaw! What's the picture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?"

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x

I’m happy that you’re happy. But I’m dying currently. "

What's worse with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Pickle! Hi. hey you!

Would you rather a long passionate kiss or a glass of wine right now

Kiss please. "

I’d lips you again but would rather the wine rn ngl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x

I’m happy that you’re happy. But I’m dying currently.

What's worse with you? "

Toothache. It’s a tough time

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving"

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Pickle! Hi. hey you!

Would you rather a long passionate kiss or a glass of wine right now

Kiss please.

I’d lips you again but would rather the wine rn ngl "

Rude.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x

I’m happy that you’re happy. But I’m dying currently.

What's worse with you?

Toothache. It’s a tough time"

Ugh, toothache is the worst. You want whisky to help with that pain, a hot toddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

Mrs TMN YOU WERE THE FIRST POSTER!!

Would you rather I carry on with the would you rather with every poster or stop?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Mrs TMN YOU WERE THE FIRST POSTER!!

Would you rather I carry on with the would you rather with every poster or stop?"

Carry on, I'm looking forward to how shit they get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times. "

I’ll be alright. Trust me

No not over. But wish you said cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Mrs TMN YOU WERE THE FIRST POSTER!!

Would you rather I carry on with the would you rather with every poster or stop?

Carry on, I'm looking forward to how shit they get "

You’re shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Pickle! Hi. hey you!

Would you rather a long passionate kiss or a glass of wine right now

Kiss please.

I’d lips you again but would rather the wine rn ngl

Rude. "

Fuck it. I’d kiss you. Everyday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I am just in after a crazy busy day. Am shattered but full of happiness from seeing some of my favourites. How about you?

Mrs TMN x

I’m happy that you’re happy. But I’m dying currently.

What's worse with you?

Toothache. It’s a tough time

Ugh, toothache is the worst. You want whisky to help with that pain, a hot toddy. "

Ffs I don’t understand you. But I love it

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times.

I’ll be alright. Trust me

No not over. But wish you said cat "

I’m a dog. I’m needy, attached, full of unconditional love and likely to not eat you when you die next to me in a locked house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times.

I’ll be alright. Trust me

No not over. But wish you said cat

I’m a dog. I’m needy, attached, full of unconditional love and likely to not eat you when you die next to me in a locked house. "

Oh

Cool…

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times.

I’ll be alright. Trust me

No not over. But wish you said cat

I’m a dog. I’m needy, attached, full of unconditional love and likely to not eat you when you die next to me in a locked house.

Oh

Cool…"

Cats eat their owners straightaway. Noses first. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"S’up?

Hola

Would you rather a cat or a dog to look after for a week

Dog.

How’s the toothache?

Oh…

Also I’m down bad. I’m starving

Are we over because I said dog? If so, so be it.

Eeek, it may be you’re not game this time then. Sad times.

I’ll be alright. Trust me

No not over. But wish you said cat

I’m a dog. I’m needy, attached, full of unconditional love and likely to not eat you when you die next to me in a locked house.

Oh

Cool…

Cats eat their owners straightaway. Noses first. Fact. "

I’m kinda uncomfortable…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

Kidding Estella I love you man

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Kidding Estella I love you man "

I just know things. Why’s that uncomfortable?

I’m concerned you’re a cat over dog person though. It’s a deal breaker for me. I love cats, don’t get me wrong but dogs are LIFE.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

Anyway. As you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Kidding Estella I love you man

I just know things. Why’s that uncomfortable?

I’m concerned you’re a cat over dog person though. It’s a deal breaker for me. I love cats, don’t get me wrong but dogs are LIFE. "

I have a cat ngl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Anyway. As you were. "

Liam Gallagher tweeting^:

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Kidding Estella I love you man

I just know things. Why’s that uncomfortable?

I’m concerned you’re a cat over dog person though. It’s a deal breaker for me. I love cats, don’t get me wrong but dogs are LIFE.

I have a cat ngl "

I’ve always had cats. Love them.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out"

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference?"

Woah… new host alert

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Cuteeeeeeeeee.

I love love.

Would you rather go vegan or give up alcohol?"

Probably go vegan but only if someone else cooked for me.

How about you OP? Or are you already vegan/teetotal?

J

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference?

Woah… new host alert"

No, just Bill’s decision is final.

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference?"

are they outside dogs and cats? I have had both, so..... Dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out"

Thank God for the sun!

Nice to see you.

Would you rather be really hungry and not be able to eat for hours or need to wee for 20 minutes and you can’t go.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Love a jigsaw! What's the picture? "

It's an escape room puzzle. So it's a jungle temple, but once you've made the picture there are puzzles to solve.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference?

Woah… new host alert

No, just Bill’s decision is final. "

Kl.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference? are they outside dogs and cats? I have had both, so..... Dogs"

My man. Correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Cuteeeeeeeeee.

I love love.

Would you rather go vegan or give up alcohol?

Probably go vegan but only if someone else cooked for me.

How about you OP? Or are you already vegan/teetotal?

J"

I’d cook for you. If you paid me. Or like cuddled me to sleep occasionally.

What ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Mrs TMN YOU WERE THE FIRST POSTER!!

Would you rather I carry on with the would you rather with every poster or stop?

Carry on, I'm looking forward to how shit they get

You’re the shit. "

Aw, give over, you

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside

Good evening

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

Thank God for the sun!

Nice to see you.

Would you rather be really hungry and not be able to eat for hours or need to wee for 20 minutes and you can’t go. "

think I'll have to go hungry,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Cuteeeeeeeeee.

I love love.

Would you rather go vegan or give up alcohol?

Probably go vegan but only if someone else cooked for me.

How about you OP? Or are you already vegan/teetotal?

J

I’d cook for you. If you paid me. Or like cuddled me to sleep occasionally.

What ?"

Anyway I have done veganism for a few months. I’m veggie. I was teetotal for 3 years. Back on my bullshit though

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Love a jigsaw! What's the picture?

It's an escape room puzzle. So it's a jungle temple, but once you've made the picture there are puzzles to solve.

J"

OMGod that sounds awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Mrs TMN YOU WERE THE FIRST POSTER!!

Would you rather I carry on with the would you rather with every poster or stop?

Carry on, I'm looking forward to how shit they get

You’re the shit.

Aw, give over, you "

You are poo. The poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"We've had cute photos and videos from youngest on his Disney trip. Started a jigsaw. And now we're dogsitting. It's rock n roll in the J&B house.

Jx

Love a jigsaw! What's the picture?

It's an escape room puzzle. So it's a jungle temple, but once you've made the picture there are puzzles to solve.

J

OMGod that sounds awesome! "

O ma gerd

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference? are they outside dogs and cats? I have had both, so..... Dogs

My man. Correct answer. "

you don't have cats ,they tolerate you

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening "

Hey Dan long time no see

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening

Hey Dan long time no see"

Been a while hasn't it, how are you? All good I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening "
welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening

Hey Dan long time no see

Been a while hasn't it, how are you? All good I hope "

Hanging in there. Same ol, same ol. You?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all. "

She’d choose you. Any opportunity to reject me she’ll take

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all. "

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Howdy y'all, the snow is all but melted,the sun is out

BILL - dogs or cats? What’s your preference? are they outside dogs and cats? I have had both, so..... Dogs

My man. Correct answer. you don't have cats ,they tolerate you"

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x"

Literally like clock work

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x"

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped"

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening

Hey Dan long time no see

Been a while hasn't it, how are you? All good I hope

Hanging in there. Same ol, same ol. You?"

Kind of the same but slightly more wisdom with age

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves. "

He just wants to 69 all day. Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves. "

Exactly that. I’m sweet. She wants me to be nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this "

don’t take too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

He just wants to 69 all day. Yawn. "

And what about it???

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

Exactly that. I’m sweet. She wants me to be nasty"

Oh she’d definitely prefer me. I’d tie her up, spank her and then orgasm torture her mixing pain then pleasure until she collapses.

Fair.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

He just wants to 69 all day. Yawn. "

I thought that was just his primary age group of women.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

Exactly that. I’m sweet. She wants me to be nasty

Oh she’d definitely prefer me. I’d tie her up, spank her and then orgasm torture her mixing pain then pleasure until she collapses.

Fair. "

In!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this "

This is actually pretty tricky, I'm with you Daniel!

Also hi. Hi Daniel.

Mrs TMN x

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long "

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

He just wants to 69 all day. Yawn.

I thought that was just his primary age group of women."

that may or may not be also true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"I almost asked Mrs TMN - me or Pickles? Then I thought about it and thought nah. That wouldn’t work for my self esteem at all.

You, Estella, you. Stephen knows we're never having the sex.

Mrs TMN x

For why? I’ve heard he’s actually pretty sweet with the body moves.

Exactly that. I’m sweet. She wants me to be nasty

Oh she’d definitely prefer me. I’d tie her up, spank her and then orgasm torture her mixing pain then pleasure until she collapses.

Fair. "

Yeah see.

I just want kisses. Mwah.

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this

This is actually pretty tricky, I'm with you Daniel!

Also hi. Hi Daniel.

Mrs TMN x"

Hi Mrs TMN

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41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure "

I think you’ve got it right though

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By *olfandtazCouple
41 weeks ago

Bristol

Evening pickle! How's things?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this

This is actually pretty tricky, I'm with you Daniel!

Also hi. Hi Daniel.

Mrs TMN x

Hi Mrs TMN "

I like your glasses and big moustache. It looks tickly.

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though"

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this

This is actually pretty tricky, I'm with you Daniel!

Also hi. Hi Daniel.

Mrs TMN x

Hi Mrs TMN

I like your glasses and big moustache. It looks tickly. "

It has its uses

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it "

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes... "

Simple. Do a handstand.

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes... "

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/UpoP4YSFKGA?si=4vIiUDwwfDH_UAOQ "dog and butterfly" heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Evening pickle! How's things? "

Goooooooooood Ebening!

All good in the hood. Except for dying from toothache.

How’re you?

Would you rather have the face of an emoji or the face of an animal

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

Simple. Do a handstand. "

But then the rain would go up your nose

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

Simple. Do a handstand.

But then the rain would go up your nose "

Oh.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure "

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth. "

You can insult me all you like. You’re not getting the pickle.

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth. "

All the better for kissing you with!

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

Simple. Do a handstand.

But then the rain would go up your nose

Oh. "

Chin mounted umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

All the better for kissing you with! "

I’m a good kisser as well

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By *anielpiercedMan
41 weeks ago

by the seaside


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth. "

He's firm but fair

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

All the better for kissing you with!

I’m a good kisser as well "

Are you? That’s exciting.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

He's firm but fair "

Is he bollocks

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

He's firm but fair

Is he bollocks "

All the better for teabagging you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

All the better for kissing you with!

I’m a good kisser as well

Are you? That’s exciting. "

Get hype.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Good evening welcome to this terrible imitation!

Would you rather have your eyes and eyebrows position swapped or your nose and mouth position swapped

Hmmm tricky, I need to think about this don’t take too long

Have to be the eyes/ eye brow swap I've folded under pressure

I think you’ve got it right though

It seemed the less hassle tbh imagine having your nose under your mouth and then one day accidentally dribbling hot soup on it

Yeah, but eyebrows stop rain and sweat dripping into your eyes...

See, I knew I needed more time to think...damn peer pressure

Don't let that Pickle faze you. He's all mouth.

He's firm but fair

Is he bollocks "

I’d so spank you but I wouldn’t want you to enjoy it

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