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"Tonights race is over water, an olympic swimming pool. First to the otherside wins. Rules, there are none, infact cheating is encouraged. The competitors and their boats: 1) Monty the Mouse - Peddle boat 2) Hattie the Hamster - Rowing boat 3) Gerald the Gerbil - Canoe Who's winning that piece of cheese?
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"I’m going with Kevin the gerbil. Canoes are more streamlined. " I realy shouldn’t be as invested in this thread as I am.
But I now want this race to happen.
*also, has anyone got a book going on? …. | |||
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"The race started 12 minutes ago. "It's was between the gerbil and hamster for me. As it's a night race, I'm going Hattie | |||
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"The race started 12 minutes ago. "Well they will have travelled 2cm based on last night's thread!  | |||
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"The race started 12 minutes ago.
Well they will have travelled 2cm based on last night's thread! "Got to make it last a bit! | |||
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"The race started 12 minutes ago.
Well they will have travelled 2cm based on last night's thread! "Oh dear.... 
You went there and joined in... | |||
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......" Has that motor burnt out yet? | |||
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......" This is what I’m talking about!!! | |||
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"The race started 12 minutes ago.
Well they will have travelled 2cm based on last night's thread!
Oh dear....
You went there and joined in... "Oops  | |||
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead...... This is what I’m talking about!!! "Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bare in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats? | |||
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"Who won last night? I missed the ending. Was it the slug?" No it was the Snail... I think... (bloody heck I ought to know, I wrote it!! | |||
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead...... This is what I’m talking about!!!
Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bear in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats? "I smell a rat!!!! | |||
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a  ?"No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?! | |||
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a ?
No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?! "
Something in your trousers? | |||
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a ?
No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?!
Something in your trousers? "Yes, but it's not involved in the race! | |||
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a ?
No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?!
Something in your trousers?
Yes, but it's not involved in the race! "Ooh-er missus!  | |||
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead...... This is what I’m talking about!!!
Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bear in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats?
I smell a rat!!!!
"Hey, I said cheating was encouraged! | |||
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty "It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going. | |||
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going. "Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! | |||
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! " | |||
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! "That’s because Monty is dead hard!!! | |||
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators!
That’s because Monty is dead hard!!! "He laughs in Chuck Norris face! | |||
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????...." Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? | |||
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????.... Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? " | |||
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????.... Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? " He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first. | |||
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????.... Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first. "What a cheater!! So you were the Rat in this race. | |||
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????.... Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first.
What a cheater!! So you were the Rat in this race. "Alls fair in love and cheese, or something like that. | |||
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