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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is something I text to a friend when I heard his aunt had died!

What have been your predictive text balls ups?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The missus is called "my sexy darking" and has been for the last 4 yrs

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I posted on our Slimming World page that I'd had Diet Cock Chicken for my tea (should have been diet )...got quite a lot of comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

received..i want you to kick my pussy all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh Ben how funny

I've done loads of errors .. I sent a text to my daughter asking her to get me some cock from the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted on our Slimming World page that I'd had Diet Cock Chicken for my tea (should have been diet )...got quite a lot of comments

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I'd sent a text saying I was getting into bex instead of bed! My boyfriend loved the idea of me getting into my best mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh Ben how funny

I've done loads of errors .. I sent a text to my daughter asking her to get me some cock from the shop

What was ot you actually wanted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"received..i want you to kick my pussy all night"

That may not have been a typo... some weird folks out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh Ben how funny

I've done loads of errors .. I sent a text to my daughter asking her to get me some cock from the shop

What was ot you actually wanted?"

oh sorry , see easy mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh Ben how funny

I've done loads of errors .. I sent a text to my daughter asking her to get me some cock from the shop

What was ot you actually wanted?

oh sorry , see easy mistake

I reckon it was a Freudian slip... were you feeling horny at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh Ben how funny

I've done loads of errors .. I sent a text to my daughter asking her to get me some cock from the shop

What was ot you actually wanted?

oh sorry , see easy mistake

I reckon it was a Freudian slip... were you feeling horny at the time?

Hmmm possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text about my nazi dress instead of my maxi dress

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By *-BelleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

I once told someone I was going out for a neck with friends. Should have been meal.

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

this thread is qwerty funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this thread is qwerty funny.

*groans*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I texted a query as to whether a vanilla friend fancied a wander up the anal path.

She didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted on our Slimming World page that I'd had Diet Cock Chicken for my tea (should have been diet )...got quite a lot of comments

I've just seen on a Facebook Sw page that some lass has had low fat minge for her tea lol got over 300 comments lol of course it shd have said mince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we invited friends over for a bite to eat a while back and as dianne is a veggie we sent ,do you like quorn minge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we invited friends over for a bite to eat a while back and as dianne is a veggie we sent ,do you like quorn minge

Is that phoney minge... like a Fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we invited friends over for a bite to eat a while back and as dianne is a veggie we sent ,do you like quorn minge

Is that phoney minge... like a Fleshlight

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pmsl ben

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