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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

I’d ravish you.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably argue about what to watch instead, then have tea.

Mrs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d ravish you. "

Ooh I like a good ravishing.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Probably argue about what to watch instead, then have tea.

Mrs "

But that’s what we do Monday through to Thursday.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

I have so many ideas. Which to pick?

Some of them may involve a gorilla costume.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Well the women’s football would still be on if you fancied a laugh

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on? "

I'd very kindly let you watch the football ... then see what shenanigans we got up to afterwards

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I’d comb your fur

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Watch the rugby?

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By *obandruthCouple
41 weeks ago

wolverhampton

You wouldn't be for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

We'd go romping across the countryside

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

We'd rearrange your fruit bowl

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By *allandathleticMan
41 weeks ago

Asgard

Id send you provocative images, flirtatious talk. Then I'd ignore you for a while. Then I'd act like your obsessed. Then I'd maybe play with myself for a while...

Perhaps eat some chocolate whilst complaining I've put weight on and the diet starts TOMORROW!

Then, I'd say I'm hungry and you'd say what do you want to eat and then I'd be really really vague and reject everywhere you suggested for a really crappy reason.

Then I'd promise you the best sex of your life. Whilst falling asleep and drooling onto your hoody.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on? "

Shoe shoppinggggg! Yaaaaayyyy!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have so many ideas. Which to pick?

Some of them may involve a gorilla costume."

Ooh you should see me beat my chest.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well the women’s football would still be on if you fancied a laugh "

Ooh risky ground.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

I'd very kindly let you watch the football ... then see what shenanigans we got up to afterwards

You know how turn me on.

I’ll go for a rerun of the 1953 FACup final.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d comb your fur"

Ready to be groomed ma’am.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Watch the rugby?

Naked rugby?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You wouldn't be for me.

Care for a rethink?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We'd go romping across the countryside

Oh fantastic, jumping in puddles too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id send you provocative images, flirtatious talk. Then I'd ignore you for a while. Then I'd act like your obsessed. Then I'd maybe play with myself for a while...

Perhaps eat some chocolate whilst complaining I've put weight on and the diet starts TOMORROW!

Then, I'd say I'm hungry and you'd say what do you want to eat and then I'd be really really vague and reject everywhere you suggested for a really crappy reason.

Then I'd promise you the best sex of your life. Whilst falling asleep and drooling onto your hoody.

Have you got cctv on me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

Shoe shoppinggggg! Yaaaaayyyy!

Now then Cinderella

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

I'd very kindly let you watch the football ... then see what shenanigans we got up to afterwards

You know how turn me on.

I’ll go for a rerun of the 1953 FACup final. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
41 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
41 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

*if ffs

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

Out!

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

Fidds

Me -You

What wouldn't we do is more like the answer!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Probably go to the Garden (of Eden) centre

Where we would say such wonderful things to each other….

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
41 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

Out! "

Wench

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fidds

Me -You

What wouldn't we do is more like the answer!

Valid.

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

Out!

Wench

Billboard shagger

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Probably go to the Garden (of Eden) centre

Where we would say such wonderful things to each other…."

Like what lovely fig leaves you’re wearing darling.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
41 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

Out!

Wench

Billboard shagger"

I fell on it i didn't shag it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Well I'd imagine I'd there was only two people left on Earth then something fairly drastic has happened to the human race firstly ..

So I'd have to repopulate planet earth ..

A whole new set of humans started by me ..

Can you imagine

Out!

Wench

Billboard shagger"

Call me what you want, I'm the only option

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

Shoe shoppinggggg! Yaaaaayyyy!

Now then Cinderella

I'll let you carry all the parcels, and you can buy me afternoon tea afterwards.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What would we do on Saturday afternoon with no football on?

Shoe shoppinggggg! Yaaaaayyyy!

Now then Cinderella

I'll let you carry all the parcels, and you can buy me afternoon tea afterwards.

Yes M’lady

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By *ickshawedCouple
41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Could I have a snooze while you do the chores?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’d be wondering when I had my sex change op

,…. And we’d probably go shopping.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could I have a snooze while you do the chores? "

Who are the Chores are they fit? Do they live at number 23 with the hanging baskets?

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