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"Penis reduction ?  "Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher "How would I know | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know "Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there) | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there) "I saw | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw "Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis | |||
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"Come here… I’ve just received a new tape measure " Oh no, not from fab is it? .... OMG that would only make it bigger! | |||
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! "Give it to me  thanks  | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis " Erm.... No! | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No! "Ah well stop complaining them  | |||
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?!
Give it to me thanks "You'd soon be wanting to return it if I did. | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No!
Ah well stop complaining them "Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse. | |||
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"Have a sandwich?" Have a snickers... you're not you when you're hung(ry) | |||
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No!
Ah well stop complaining them
Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse. "Absolutely.. suck it up buttercup lol | |||
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"Have a sandwich?" Not too certain how that would aid my ailment, but I do enjoy a sandwich. Not a sausage one though. | |||
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"Put ice cubes down your pants, that'll shrink it." But,... when they melt, I'd look like I'd had a trouser accident! No. Rubbish suggestion, but thank you for trying to help. | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly  "Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well. | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well. "The pound or your cock ?? | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ?? "Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution. | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution. " ...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.
...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol"Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath. | |||
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.
...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol
Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath. " | |||
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"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go. The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore." . | |||
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"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go. The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore." Genial. I feel daft not thinking of that solution: "Is that a wheelbarrow in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?" | |||
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles. "So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok. | |||
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! "take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal | |||
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal "Fab etiquette. I never send until asked. Which is ideal because trying to fit all of it in frame is a tricky selfie task. | |||
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal
Fab etiquette. I never send until asked. Which is ideal because trying to fit all of it in frame is a tricky selfie task. "zoom out | |||
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok. "Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips. | |||
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.
Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.
Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.
Oops just seen above! "That's OK. I'm often missed. | |||
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"Tuck it into your sock and go for a stroll "Yes. But not a stroll on a nudists beach. I'd have to finish that walk with it slung over my shoulder with a sock covering the end for decency. | |||
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"Call Mrs Bobbit " No, I'll learn to ignore the issue instead. | |||
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