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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago

My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?!

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By *ellroseWoman
41 weeks ago

Brum

Penis reduction ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Penis reduction ? "

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

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By *ellroseWoman
41 weeks ago

Brum


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher "

How would I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know "

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

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By *ellroseWoman
41 weeks ago

Brum


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there) "

I saw

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By *hrek101Man
41 weeks ago

Herts

Wake up perhaps

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By *oo..Woman
41 weeks ago

Boo's World

Tape it to your thigh and quit moaning.

Simple

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Come here…

I’ve just received a new tape measure

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

I saw "

Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Chop it off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Come here…

I’ve just received a new tape measure "

Oh no, not from fab is it? .... OMG that would only make it bigger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Chop it off? "

Perhaps a less severe suggestion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Wake up perhaps "

Stop spoiling my dream you!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
41 weeks ago

Londontown


"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! "

Give it to me thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

I saw

Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis "

Erm.... No!

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By *errocaWoman
41 weeks ago

Shropshire

Have a sandwich?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

I saw

Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis

Erm.... No! "

Ah well stop complaining them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?!

Give it to me thanks "

You'd soon be wanting to return it if I did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

I saw

Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis

Erm.... No!

Ah well stop complaining them "

Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Have a sandwich?"

Have a snickers... you're not you when you're hung(ry)

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Make sure you use it properly

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Penis reduction ?

Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher

How would I know

Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)

I saw

Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis

Erm.... No!

Ah well stop complaining them

Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse. "

Absolutely.. suck it up buttercup lol

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By *ady LickWoman
41 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Put ice cubes down your pants, that'll shrink it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Have a sandwich?"

Not too certain how that would aid my ailment, but I do enjoy a sandwich. Not a sausage one though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Put ice cubes down your pants, that'll shrink it."

But,... when they melt, I'd look like I'd had a trouser accident! No. Rubbish suggestion, but thank you for trying to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Make sure you use it properly "

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Make sure you use it properly

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well. "

The pound or your cock ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Make sure you use it properly

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.

The pound or your cock ?? "

Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Make sure you use it properly

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.

The pound or your cock ??

Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution. "

...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Make sure you use it properly

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.

The pound or your cock ??

Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.

...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol"

Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath.

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By *ellhungvweMan
41 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.

The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Make sure you use it properly

Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.

The pound or your cock ??

Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.

...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol

Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath. "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton


"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.

The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.

The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore."

Genial. I feel daft not thinking of that solution:

"Is that a wheelbarrow in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London

That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.

"

So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester


"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! "
take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal "

Fab etiquette. I never send until asked. Which is ideal because trying to fit all of it in frame is a tricky selfie task.

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Tuck it into your sock and go for a stroll

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester


"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal

Fab etiquette. I never send until asked. Which is ideal because trying to fit all of it in frame is a tricky selfie task. "

zoom out

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Get a wheelbarrow like buster gonad

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London


"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.

So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok. "

Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Call Mrs Bobbit

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante


"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.

So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.

Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.

"

Oops just seen above!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
41 weeks ago

London


"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.

So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.

Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.

Oops just seen above! "

That's OK. I'm often missed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Tuck it into your sock and go for a stroll "

Yes. But not a stroll on a nudists beach. I'd have to finish that walk with it slung over my shoulder with a sock covering the end for decency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
41 weeks ago


"Call Mrs Bobbit "

No, I'll learn to ignore the issue instead.

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