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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

Is it in yet?

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By *a LunaWoman
41 weeks ago

South Wales

Lose my number please

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Have you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’ll call an Uber.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

Shit, lost the condom

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By *ackformore100Man
41 weeks ago

Tin town

Oh well. Try again?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Wow, that was fast!

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Shit, lost the condom "

When did you last have it lol

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Wow, that was fast! "

Coz ur worth it lol

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Wham bam, thanks ma'am

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“He’s torn my cunt”!!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I need to pray.

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dead chicks are boring

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sorry mum, sorry dad

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By *ndtheswingersMan
41 weeks ago

colchester

Don't message again please

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

your brother* was better

*insert any family member sister/mother/father etc

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By *iasubTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Was that it

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Trust pilot: one star (as can't put negative rating)

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Better luck next time!

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Better luck next time! "

Leave a negative review on fabs lll

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

Thank god thats over

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By *potter123Man
41 weeks ago

Near

What's your name again?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Orgasms are so overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Well was that it

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Who needs orgasms anyway?

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

Shall we try again?

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By *amie HantsWoman
41 weeks ago

Atlantis

First time, was it?

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

2 minutes two long

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

DIY is much better!

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

Whos finishing me off?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Thanks for trying buddy

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By *allySlinkyWoman
41 weeks ago

Leeds


"What's your name again? "

I have frequently enjoyed sex with people whose names I don't know

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By *imply DeeWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever

Right. I better go.

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Right. I better go."

I havent finished yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

So……..Did you cum?

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By *illyTwinkleWoman
41 weeks ago

South Tyneside

Start when you’re ready

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Ok ok, stop mooing

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

Veri me on Fab?

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By *nyx_xyMan
41 weeks ago

London

You should have said.

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By *en JerkinoffMan
41 weeks ago

whitehaven

I'm going to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Just booked your Uber.

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By *itygamesMan
41 weeks ago

UK

what was that smell

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

You broke my hip!

My cervix is bruised.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Prince Albert coil entanglement

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By *erkshire8299Man
41 weeks ago

slough

I'll get my coat.

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By *oannesTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Trafford

Stop, stop, stop thanks

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

New quickie world record

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
41 weeks ago

Londontown

Oops (I) did it again

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Ball busting gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I think I'm pregnant.

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"I think I'm pregnant."

Are sure its mine? Lol

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Ball busting gone wrong "

I'd like a refund

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

I’ll wake up now.

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By *iasubTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Whats that burning feeling

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Restraining order in post

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Why is it itchy?

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Your dad/brother is better

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Your number isn’t recognised

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Not Doing That Again!

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Oh my nuts hurt

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds

That was fucking shit

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester


"That was fucking shit "
really you should've said

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

Stop wasting my time

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By *parkle1974Woman
41 weeks ago

Leeds


"That was fucking shit really you should've said "

You could try harder

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester


"That was fucking shit really you should've said

You could try harder "
i put my sole into it woman...... Feet first

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By *lexm87Man
41 weeks ago

Various


"Prince Albert coil entanglement "

They were a great band!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
41 weeks ago

Londontown

Hey, are you awake?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

My dog licks better

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

What’s your Fab name?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Fuck it happened again

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It’s your fault. Again.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
41 weeks ago

Markfield

That doesn’t smell right.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I want a divorce.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Lights off next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Was that your ass?

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"That doesn’t smell right. "

Something smells fishy here

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
41 weeks ago

bedford

The door is open

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By *ros40Man
41 weeks ago

Bedford

That's never happened before

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By *iaisonseekerMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

Has it stopped leaking?

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By *otuseater11Man
41 weeks ago

IRVINE

Let down once again

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By *VineMan
41 weeks ago

The right place

I’ll finish myself then.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Condom was too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Ooops I did it again

5 words

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
41 weeks ago

chichester

Can I leave now

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Climb on and ride

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By *cott14Man
41 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Sorry about that officer

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By *educing_EmCouple
41 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'm sure you tried

Why are you crying

Activate rescue phone call

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Get the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I now know why…

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By *ris GrayMan
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

I need a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Jeezo is that it?

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By *itty9899Man
41 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Glad that's over with.

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By *lubchuckerMan
41 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Well, that was different

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

Sorry, I'm still learning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Is that your Dad?

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’ll get your coat.

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough


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Where? In the mosh pit?

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Missed Eastenders, for that!?!

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By *aycambsMan
41 weeks ago

kettering-ish

I have had better

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Your silhouette's much prettier.

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

You were last choice.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

There's the door! Next!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

What was the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I did warn you.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Don't go into porn!

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Philly girls' vaginal discharge.

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By *arry n OopsCouple
41 weeks ago

horsham

Bloody hell you’re fantastic

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

That all you got?

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By *olfandtazCouple
41 weeks ago

Bristol

Wow that was shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"“He’s torn my cunt”!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A wank is better.

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Sounding bar snapped inside.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Bye bye fuck off.

Mrs

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Didn't know you're gay?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

I don't do baggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Why does it smell

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Zero, from Peeping Tom

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By *oiluvfunMan
41 weeks ago

Penrith

Is that the time…….?

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By *irthandgirthMan
41 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Your mum was better.

Sorry about the shit.

That doesn't look normal

I'll call an ambulance

Please remove the gerbil

Where's the handcuff key?

It won't stop bleeding.

My urethra is burning.

No lube? Deep heat?

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By *aptain V OP   Man
41 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Get the fuck out"

It's my first time

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Where's the hamster gone?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Virgin fucked me better

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough


"

Please remove the gerbil

"

(There's a crying gerbil owner on here, with tears running down her face)

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Three out of ten.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford


"Three out of ten. "

That's too generous!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
41 weeks ago

Markfield

Where is my piercing?

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

What, inches or centimetres?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

I won't charge you

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Where is my piercing?"

Plugging my dental cavity.

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

"You're amazing, Mr Trump"

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By *ittleRed18Woman
41 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Who needs orgasms right?

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Bollocks!!! Just consummated marriage.

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By *tylebender03Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester

Better than a w*nk

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

I am traumatized forever!

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Where's the hamster gone? "

Are you OK, Pet?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Number for witness protection?

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm joining a convent

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I'm joining a convent "

]I'm joining a monastery.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago


"Just booked your Uber. "

Your Uber is here

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

OK... I suggest try again

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By *stellaWoman
41 weeks ago

London

Nice to meet, Estella.

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By *VineMan
41 weeks ago

The right place

Never, ever, ever again!

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Best advert for celibacy, ever.

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By *iss DevilWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford


"OK... I suggest try again "

But with someone else!

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By *p4funCouple
41 weeks ago

Plymouth

Sorry I fell asleep

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
41 weeks ago

Neath valley.

Delete our number please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
41 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

At least there’s cake

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Wasn't climaxing, just hyperventilating.

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

We can do better

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Finished? did you start?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
41 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Try harder next time

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
41 weeks ago

North West

Get me outa here !!

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By *p4funCouple
41 weeks ago

Plymouth

That's a little one

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By *entBarryUKMan
41 weeks ago

Ashford

Well, that was nice.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

Ive got to go

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

My inflatable doll's better.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

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By *eamus1956Man
41 weeks ago

Dagenham

NOOOOOOOOOOO! i'll call you

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By *hitehotguyMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester

Aww, that was cute.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
41 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

God loves a tryer

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Can I press rewind?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Sorry I fell asleep

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

What? You've had better sex!?!

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By * MailMan
41 weeks ago

Poole

Fuck another man darling

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By *ornym66Man
41 weeks ago

Col /ips

Oh fuck your ugly

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By *iaisonseekerMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

It normally fits better

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

You have been wonko'd

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Are you still here?

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"[memory removed by poster"

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Gave him black eye!

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By *a1970Man
41 weeks ago

East cork

Tha ceiling needs painting

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By *orny PTMan
41 weeks ago

Peterborough

Thank fuck it's finished

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