FabSwingers.com forum: Sitting On The Toilet

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Apart from the obvious what do people do whilst sitting on the toilet

Read a book or a Paper

I text

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Only the obvious for me....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I come on here...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

talk to the cats

At least one of them have to follow me in!

Never take my phone or Ebook in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read my footy mags, or do the crossword, or go online. Anything for ten minutes peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I post on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharpen my nails and go on fab

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Apart from the obvious what do people do whilst sitting on the toilet

Read a book or a Paper

I text"

Get photographed??? xxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I post crap on here while taking a crap...

That's almost poetic really.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I post crap on here while taking a crap...

That's almost poetic really. "

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I think a lot of the blokes on here take pics of theirs cocks while sat on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on there now

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Fight over the loo roll with my 2 year old who tries to run away with it. Assuming he's not trying to climb up on my knee.

Oh I miss peeing in peace x

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Fight over the loo roll with my 2 year old who tries to run away with it. Assuming he's not trying to climb up on my knee.

Oh I miss peeing in peace x "

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

You lot are gross ..... I just whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew I stink

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm on there now

The real question here is;

do you scrunch or fold?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Pleeeease !!!! it is tea time

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"I think a lot of the blokes on here take pics of theirs cocks while sat on the loo

Or take the opportunity to browse Fab whilst hiding from their wives....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been know to text and come in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha this made my giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on there now

The real question here is;

do you scrunch or fold? "

I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm on there now

The real question here is;

do you scrunch or fold?

I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting

So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on there now

The real question here is;

do you scrunch or fold?

I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting

So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'

That's my other kink a poo voyeur

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm sat on my throne now.

I mean an actual throne, not the loo.

I am a demi-god of swing remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text , come on fab, fb , what's app kik and other sites same when I am in the bath too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

Facebook

Candy crush

Then i get pins and needles in my feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat on my throne now.

I mean an actual throne, not the loo.

I am a demi-god of swing remember?

( lee bows to god )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat on my throne now.

I mean an actual throne, not the loo.

I am a demi-god of swing remember?

( lee bows to god )"
haha x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'm sat on my throne now.

I mean an actual throne, not the loo.

I am a demi-god of swing remember?

( lee bows to god )"

Demi-god. Don't overdo it

I shall bless you with a one use 'forum insult' spell. Use it wisely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an endoscopy tomorrow and having to flush system out today with a strong laxative so sitting on the toilet a lot today!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on there now

The real question here is;

do you scrunch or fold?

I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting

So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'

That's my other kink a poo voyeur

"
ewww youve gone too far now lol

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Got an endoscopy tomorrow and having to flush system out today with a strong laxative so sitting on the toilet a lot today!!!!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Why why why is everyone sharing their toilet habits soooooo generously, Im off to start a thread about piles, see how people cope with them whilest enjoying anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why why why is everyone sharing their toilet habits soooooo generously, Im off to start a thread about piles, see how people cope with them whilest enjoying anal sex.

Lol love it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i just go to the loo and come out again but the cat is always with me. plus i examine my poo so i can give ryan an update

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Read a magazine until I get pins and needles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab

Facebook

Candy crush

Then i get pins and needles in my feet!"

Defo the candy crush x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i just go to the loo and come out again but the cat is always with me. plus i examine my poo so i can give ryan an update

You've not had one in a while. You must be well bunged up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i just go to the loo and come out again but the cat is always with me. plus i examine my poo so i can give ryan an update

You've not had one in a while. You must be well bunged up

I have, just nothing exciting, dont worry you will be the first to know

Still waiting for my long over due statue of liberty

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I often take the phone with me as it is often in my pocket anyway. Although I am not one for spending time on the toilet. I do my stuff then wash hands etc then leave.

I scrunch too.

Fruit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese & pickle sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I twitter on the shitter

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By *leurCouple
over a year ago

West Hull

Someone once told me that if you are getting a bollocking from the Boss or suffering the attentions of a stuck up little Hitler just imagine them sat on the Bog with their skiddies round their ankles.

You can put them in their place even if it is only in your mind.

I'vr tried it a few times over the years and it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fight over the loo roll with my 2 year old who tries to run away with it. Assuming he's not trying to climb up on my knee.

Oh I miss peeing in peace x "

Ahh the joys of kids.

Surf the net or fab

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

i clean the bits of the bathroom I can reach. Such as the sink, or the sides of the bath, so theres less to do when i then clean the bathroom. or sort the washing,, or sometimes I just sit and contemplate the complex nature of the universe

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By *illyDudeMan
over a year ago

norh east

i play on my tablet :D

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

Ha ha, this is so funny, I was just thinking this morning whilst meditating in the little room how we used to read comics in there as kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat on my throne now.

I mean an actual throne, not the loo.

I am a demi-god of swing remember?

Only half a god ! Refreshing modesty !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just the obvious. I hate lending my books out in case the person is the sort to take them into the loo. Yucky.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just hope there's enough bog roll left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come on here...

Funny but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"talk to the cats

At least one of them have to follow me in!

Never take my phone or Ebook in there."

thought it was just mine that did that. Lol . The staring puts me off though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got an endoscopy tomorrow and having to flush system out today with a strong laxative so sitting on the toilet a lot today!!!!

Last litre of laxative to have now this morning

So may be posting from the toilet soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to read, though usually just answer the myriad of questions shouted up the stairs by the wife or the three year old:

"where are you daddy?"

"what are you doing?"

"Daddy, have you finished?"

"Daddy, are you doing a wee or a poo?"

"When you're finished can you do/bring/tidy/put away/sort out/mend...?"

"Can you spray, i need to follow you?"

etc ad infinitum, ad nausea.

All i want is five minutes to myself, is that too much to ask?

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Look cute?

xxx

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