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By *layfullsam OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Solihull

Just wondering what’s your most embarrassing moment in life (so far)

Should be some great ones (if you’re brave enough to share) we won’t laugh at you

Well we’ll try not to

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By *inkygentkentMan
42 weeks ago

Maidstone

Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind

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By *imply DeeWoman
42 weeks ago

Wherever

Nothing really to share apart I read the thread title in my mother’s voice.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Solihull


"Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind "

Nearly ouch not lol

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Solihull


"Nothing really to share apart I read the thread title in my mother’s voice. "

Aww bless mum

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By *arla SwingerWoman
42 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm very good at falling over in public

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

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By *os19Man
42 weeks ago

Edmonton

When I saw the title my first thought was a song from the group Madness from the 80’s as they had a song called Your a embarrassment

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By *ellhungvweMan
42 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I went to boarding school when I was younger. My most embarrassing moment was walking out of the showers (they were communal in those days) and coming face to stark bollock naked face with a group of parents and prospective students being shown around the boarding house.

They should never have been taken into that part of the house and standing there dripping wet was excruciating. That said, one of the girls in the group did join later as a 6th former, and cured me of my embarrassment

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Solihull


"I'm very good at falling over in public "

Sober or d*unk

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
42 weeks ago

Solihull


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that. "

You win

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that. "

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Posting a googly eye pic on fab

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By *herryEatersCouple
42 weeks ago

East Cheshire

Tony sharing the shower with a young French lady in a female only hostel. All was going well till a bevvy of other girls walked in so I couldn't get out (we had no clothes either). Had to wait till they'd gone to sneak back across the corridor into her room. One must have heard us in the shower as the staff were soon banging on the door and demanding I left.... Does that count ?

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By *arla SwingerWoman
42 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs "

It's really shit

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

It's really shit "

Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

My most recent one was the sole of my 2" platform coming away from the shoe outside my office.. Had to kick slide pause kick stride pause all the way back to the car - how i didn't break my ankle is a mystery... And then drive to a supermarket to buy some new shoes

The shoe looked like packman.. It was my favourite

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

It's really shit

Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.

Mrs "

Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind "

Related to that. I blew up an egg. ….. I boiled pan dry, and the eggs which were absolutely hard-boiled by that point exploded, and I had to brush the ceiling . Wtf was I doing.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
42 weeks ago

IPSWICH


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

It's really shit

Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.

Mrs

Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening. "

You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I started a new job a few weeks ago. I punched myself in the face on the first day. In front of all my new coworkers

(By accident, obviously. I’m not insane)

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

It's really shit

Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.

Mrs

Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.

You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso. "

You’d be right in saying that

I know. I have no filter. I sometimes wonder why I’m single.

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dont think iv ever really been embarassed by anything but failure to give effort

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By *ittleJohn5Man
42 weeks ago

Wickham Market

On a lads holiday in my 20’s

Dared to swap clothes with a girl with us.

So naively went the the gents and strip naked needless to say they took my clothes and underwear and ran off!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I've gone arse over tit many times in public. If there's any ice or snow on the ground I only have to look at it to slip up. I also walk into things a lot.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

I was on a coach age 17. I needed to vomit and could only find a newspaper in my bag to vomit into. As I opened my bag a box of tampons spilled out. For the rest of the two hour journey, every time we turned a bend, my tampons were rolling over the coach floor.

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By *inkygentkentMan
41 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind

Related to that. I blew up an egg. ….. I boiled pan dry, and the eggs which were absolutely hard-boiled by that point exploded, and I had to brush the ceiling . Wtf was I doing. "

I had the same thought

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By *inkygentkentMan
41 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.

What's Mexico belly?

Mrs

It's really shit

Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.

Mrs

Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.

You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso.

You’d be right in saying that

I know. I have no filter. I sometimes wonder why I’m single. "

Filters are overrated

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