FabSwingers.com forum: Valentines Poems

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Let’s get your best and worst Roses are Red Valentines poems posted.

I’m rubbish at poetry, so the best I could come up with is…

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I’m no poet

Show me your tits

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Roses are red

Poems are farce

Just bend me over

And beat my arse

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By *imply DeeWoman
42 weeks ago

Wherever

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I’m colourblind

And this poem doesn’t make any sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Roses are red

Poems are farce

Just bend me over

And beat my arse

Haha I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Roses are blue

Violets are red

I’m colourblind

And this poem doesn’t make any sense."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Bookmarking for later

I’ll return with some text

I’ll write a small poem

About sexy sex …

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By *o scandalousWoman
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Roses are red,

Ivy is twisted

Bend over dear

You’re about to get fisted.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
42 weeks ago

London

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You can't stop coughing

I hope it's not flu

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By *cottish guy 555Man
42 weeks ago

London

"Roses are red,

Ivy is twisted

Bend over dear

You’re about to get fisted.

Very good

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By *ot and horny30Man
42 weeks ago

old waltham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

So is my arse

With a cock in from u

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And romantic they are

Let’s go for a drive and fuck in the car

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By *ycanNightsMan
42 weeks ago

Workington

Roses are red

Your cheeks will be too

Once I've finished

With spanking you

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And they sway in the breeze

Can you take hubbies cock

And also Woody b’a

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By *amhorniestMan
42 weeks ago

Surrey

All in pink

She made my fingers stink

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And sent by guys

So you swallow their cock

With tears in your eyes

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are white

All through the night

As i chat to the lady i love

One more shove and I'm in

The underground train with no sitting

We’ve been at work all day

On our way home for a roll in the hay

Hope she likes the way i post her

Coz shes the one for me

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are expensive

This time of year.

Narrator- Can you go again Woody?

Me - “Just hold my beer!”

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

"Roses are white

All through the night

As i chat to the lady i love

One more shove and I'm in

The underground train with no sitting

We’ve been at work all day

On our way home for a roll in the hay

Hope she likes the way i post her

Coz shes the one for me

Hehe

That is lovely Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And romantic as fuck

My auto correct says

’fancy a duck?’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
42 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Granny's have skid marks

Where she did a poo

Tide gets them white

Lenor makes them soft

Febreeze takes the stink out

Whenever she's boffed.

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Roses are white

All through the night

As i chat to the lady i love

One more shove and I'm in

The underground train with no sitting

We’ve been at work all day

On our way home for a roll in the hay

Hope she likes the way i post her

Coz shes the one for me

Hehe

That is lovely Fred

"
lol

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Granny's have skid marks

Where she did a poo

Tide gets them white

Lenor makes them soft

Febreeze takes the stink out

Whenever she's boffed."
granny tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

I’ve said this before

I want your hands

To tie you to the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Granny's have skid marks

Where she did a poo

Tide gets them white

Lenor makes them soft

Febreeze takes the stink out

Whenever she's boffed."

Haha. … thats just wrong!!!!

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By *unthum62Man
42 weeks ago

Benidorm

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

The condoms just burst

She is now due a baby around November the 1st

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

"Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Granny's have skid marks

Where she did a poo

Tide gets them white

Lenor makes them soft

Febreeze takes the stink out

Whenever she's boffed."

Bloody hell Granny, you are the new Poet Laureate in the making!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Thinking of you

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red.

And here’s a card

I’m thinking of you

And my cock’s getting hard.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Roses are red, bananas are yellow

Please may I ch0ke on your dick now good fellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Violets are blue

Roses are

Get out of my dreams

And climb into my bed!

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By *agnar73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Roses are flowers,

Violets are too,

Make sure your bum’s clean..

Anyways that’s plenty.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

Thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

It comes as no shock.

Now get on your knees

And worship my cock

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Daisy's are white

Sit on my face

I'll make you moan all night.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

The stems are long

You will fuck my cock

And then my tongue

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are pink

You may like my kinks

I shove it in hard

As she writes my card

The writing is off skew as it was moving

her to bits

As i spunk on her tits

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Thinking of you"

Mr DB read this and went "awwww" - the soppy git

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

The thorns are prickly

Please lick my clit

Your stubble is tickly

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

I need a shave

Except not my pubes,

those I will save

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

I’m all dressed up,

And no-one to do

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The dog's in the way

I can't get to you!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red.

I fact you can’t miss

I wish I had a woman

Who I could kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I wish you thought of me,

The way I think of you.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

Their petals are thin

I like your face

And your shiny wet chin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

I'm in.

Mrs

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

Your eyes are blue

Please fuck my tits

And come on them too

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are blue.

Don’t be daft!

Now put your lipstick

At the base of my shaft!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Take those roses

Throw them in the bin.

Spread your legs

And let me slide in!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

I'm in.

Mrs

I’ll try every numerical position with you

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

It’s nearly Valentine’s Day

I’d love to fuck a girl

Born on a Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

You’re all lyrical geniuses

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

I'm in.

Mrs

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By *ooBulMan
42 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Daisies are red,

.....I killed the gardener! Ooo-Err.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Hi, I’m Woody b

I’d love a sexy woman

Or two…or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Daisies are red,

.....I killed the gardener! Ooo-Err.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

We should definitely do this

I’m excited as fuck

Can you please be naked

As you cook?…

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Roses are red

I'm ginger and Welsh

I love to fuck you

And make you squelch

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
42 weeks ago

Wales

Rose are red

You're well hung

Let me explore your length

With my tongue

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
42 weeks ago

Wales

Roses are red

Your curves are ample

Take off that thong

I'd like a sample

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
42 weeks ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Valentine’s day is consumerist bullshit, haven’t you got some ironing to do?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

We should definitely do this

I’m excited as fuck

Can you please be naked

As you cook?…

I’ll be your naked chef

But promise me this

As soon as you’re fed

You’ll give my vagina a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

We should definitely do this

I’m excited as fuck

Can you please be naked

As you cook?…

I’ll be your naked chef

But promise me this

As soon as you’re fed

You’ll give my vagina a kiss

But I’ve already eaten

Oh, what the heck.

Lie on the table

Put your legs round my neck!

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By *onaldcuckMan
42 weeks ago

Inverness

Roses are red

I fuck like a piston

Lube up that shitepipe

It'll feel like a fistin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red.

Give me a snog.

Then I’ll fuck you in the arse.

While I suck off a dog.

The mr

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By *oxesMan
42 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"Let’s get your best and worst Roses are Red Valentines poems posted.

I’m rubbish at poetry, so the best I could come up with is…

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I’m no poet

Show me your tits

Try chat GOT

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By *oxesMan
42 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Chat gpt

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Neither of them is as beautiful as you.

When your arse is bright red and your bruises deep blue,

No other girl looks at me the way that you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

And forgot pretty quick

When I’m fucking your mouth

With my big hard dick

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By *ragonbaitCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

We should definitely do this

I’m excited as fuck

Can you please be naked

As you cook?…

I’ll be your naked chef

But promise me this

As soon as you’re fed

You’ll give my vagina a kiss

But I’ve already eaten

Oh, what the heck.

Lie on the table

Put your legs round my neck!

Awwww, these are so sweet, romance is definitely not dead

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By *niquehorn 69Man
42 weeks ago

stamford

Roses are red

Grey is the fog

Your arse full of cum

I will rim then cumswap snog

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

Take that to the bank

Can I watch you fuck

As I sit and wank

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

Roses are red

MissYuexBlue

I’m telling you here

I’d love to fuck you!

Oh bravo Woody

For that beautiful poem ill even cook you breakfast

We should definitely do this

I’m excited as fuck

Can you please be naked

As you cook?…

I’ll be your naked chef

But promise me this

As soon as you’re fed

You’ll give my vagina a kiss

But I’ve already eaten

Oh, what the heck.

Lie on the table

Put your legs round my neck!

Awwww, these are so sweet, romance is definitely not dead

Roses are red

Just like my blood

MissYeux thinks I’m joking

But I definitely would.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
42 weeks ago

bradford

Roses are red

Violets are blue

come here lie across my lap,

as I rub your arse cheeks,

gently gaving them a loving tweak,

running hand up and down inner thighs,

against your love sweat, glistening skin,

I feel your body shudder.

The first time that hand hits cheek,

the ecstasy of the sting,

sending endorphins running wild,

as each spank reached inside to your very soul.

Down came another strike,

I see your knee's go weak,

Down went another strike,

my mark begins to show,

each time I land my hand on you,

the prints begin to grow

glowing red smarted skin

replaced with gentle fingers stroking skin

opening your legs,

seeing your pussy quiver with each and every whack,

I see it glistening as you get a moistened crack

But with each round of punishment,

I can see the juices flow,

fingers probing moistening lips

feel the juices flows,

with every whack they drip onto the floor.

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
42 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

Roses are red

Violets are blue

March the 14 th

Back at you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I’ll be the 6

And you be the 9

I'm in.

Mrs

I’ll try every numerical position with you

That's a lot of numbers, still in

Mrs

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By *agnar73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

come here lie across my lap,

as I rub your arse cheeks,

gently gaving them a loving tweak,

running hand up and down inner thighs,

against your love sweat, glistening skin,

I feel your body shudder.

The first time that hand hits cheek,

the ecstasy of the sting,

sending endorphins running wild,

as each spank reached inside to your very soul.

Down came another strike,

I see your knee's go weak,

Down went another strike,

my mark begins to show,

each time I land my hand on you,

the prints begin to grow

glowing red smarted skin

replaced with gentle fingers stroking skin

opening your legs,

seeing your pussy quiver with each and every whack,

I see it glistening as you get a moistened crack

But with each round of punishment,

I can see the juices flow,

fingers probing moistening lips

feel the juices flows,

with every whack they drip onto the floor.

That’s a bit long to fit in my aunts card

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red

The grass is green

Open your mouth

And swallow my cream.

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By *londebiguyMan
42 weeks ago

Southport

I'm coming to the realisation that no-one here is a poet.

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Too many memories

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I'm coming to the realisation that no-one here is a poet."

Roses are red

This is shit, I can’t lie

We wait for a masterpiece

From _londebiguy

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Means its not long to my steak,

And a March blow job too!

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