FabSwingers.com forum: One lie and one truth

By *undance_Kid OP Man
42 weeks ago

London

Say one lie and one truth about yourself. Feel free to guess which is which for each post too !

1) I can do the splits JC Van Damme style

2) I love gardening

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Say one lie and one truth about yourself. Feel free to guess which is which for each post too !

1) I can do the splits JC Van Damme style

2) I love gardening

You can do the splits can’t you?

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
42 weeks ago

London

"Say one lie and one truth about yourself. Feel free to guess which is which for each post too !

1) I can do the splits JC Van Damme style

2) I love gardening

You can do the splits can’t you?

Wrong ! Nearly can but not quite there yet

your go Woody ??

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

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You can do the splits can’t you?

Wrong ! Nearly can but not quite there yet

your go Woody ??"

I actually couldn’t imagine you with a hoe in your hand.

*I miss my garden :’(

1 I can juggle balls.

2 I can speak Spanish

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By *allySlinkyWoman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

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1 I can juggle balls.

2 I can speak Spanish

Can you juggle los cojones ?

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By *ittleJohn5Man
42 weeks ago

Wickham Market

1 I have a pilot license

2 DJ at private parties

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By *onameyet2Man
42 weeks ago

chorley

1/ I have a DJ license

2/ I’m a private pilot

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By *TG3Man
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm so sexual

I'm a pheasant plucker

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

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1 I can juggle balls.

2 I can speak Spanish

Can you juggle los cojones ?"

Hahaha. Yes. I can only speak muy poco espaniol

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By *rispyDuckMan
42 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

1) im still a virgin

2) Doggystyle is my favourite position

Lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

1) I’m a really nice guy.

2) I’m a useless cunt.

The mr

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

"1) I’m a really nice guy.

2) I’m a useless cunt.

The mr "

1). Do a difficult one next time please.

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By *olden PoleMan
42 weeks ago

Kent

I’m rich in time

I’m rich financially

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"1) I’m a really nice guy.

2) I’m a useless cunt.

The mr "

*woody flips a coin.

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By *onameyet2Man
42 weeks ago

chorley

"1) im still a virgin

2) Doggystyle is my favourite position

Lol "

Not sure but you have great tits

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
42 weeks ago

Derby

I can sing a word and note perfect rendition of ‘Goodbye Norma Jean’

I have never been to a nude sauna

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By *moothshaftMan
42 weeks ago

Coventry

1) I fantasise about fucking my stepdaughter.

2) Last week, I won £1m on the lottery.

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
42 weeks ago

London

"1) I fantasise about fucking my stepdaughter.

2) Last week, I won £1m on the lottery. "

It’s got be number 1! You bad man !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"1) I fantasise about fucking my stepdaughter.

2) Last week, I won £1m on the lottery.

It’s got be number 1! You bad man !!! "

I mean, there’s a 14m to 1 chance of it being number two……

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By *2000ManMan
42 weeks ago

Worthing

1) I've done pro-adult films.

2) I did a trial for a league football team.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

1) I fully rebuilt an engine when I was 10

2) I got impaled on a fence when climbing it

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