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"For all of us singletons that didn't get to enjoy steak and a bj day ..... I hereby launch " pot noodle and a posh wank" day "Tough today is Fanny Licking Friday. Youll have to wait for tomorrow, but just think how exciting the anticipation will be... | |||
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"How do you do a 'posh wank'. do you hold your little pinkie up in the air??? "Wank with a jonny on..... | |||
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"For all of us singletons that didn't get to enjoy steak and a bj day ..... I hereby launch " pot noodle and a posh wank" day
Tough today is Fanny Licking Friday. Youll have to wait for tomorrow, but just think how exciting the anticipation will be..."No way... You can't lick your fanny if your single and alone....  | |||
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"For all of us singletons that didn't get to enjoy steak and a bj day ..... I hereby launch " pot noodle and a posh wank" day "Good thinking no one should miss out , lol  | |||
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"Posh wank is where you use strawberry lube "No that's a tutti fruity tug.... | |||
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"so a posh wank is one where you wear a condom, is that so that you dont get any 'globby bits' on your hand??? "Nooooo it's to give your wank sock a much needed day off xxx | |||
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"Ain't got any lube will butter do?" No that's butter bashing | |||
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"With a posh wank you don't scream "I'm cumming" but "One has arived"!!! "You got it... Whilst posh pulling you must refer to your self in the third person..... It's the law | |||
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.??? " Yes that's known as a fantasy fistful | |||
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"Ain't got any lube will butter do? No that's butter bashing " Damn! | |||
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"Ain't got any lube will butter do? No that's butter bashing Damn!" Could get some copper grease and have a margarine a' trois | |||
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"Or wank into the pot noodle, before eating it???" Oh nooooooooooooooooo, you just ruined my Lurpak fantasy, | |||
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"Or wank into the pot noodle, before eating it???" Now that's just ludicrous lol | |||
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ? "Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science | |||
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"ok, so does the flavour of the pot noodle matter, is there a posh flavour?" Durrrr... It's noodles in a pot. They are all posh!!!!! | |||
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"Now im getting to the actual substance of your thread........... its the 'pot' that made it. Understand now, "I mean a pot noodle, jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay couldn't knock up such culinary delights  | |||
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"Extra creamy chicken and mushroom" And the pot noodle?? | |||
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"Stop now, visions of Gordon Ramsey knocking one out with a pot noodle. Im feeling sick now "Pmsl x | |||
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In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx "I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as "IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up) | |||
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"Think I'm a lesbian" Youre def not. Well according to my elderly neighbour who you kept up all night recently. Although i did hear the kettle going on a few times | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up) "I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle.... | |||
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"Think I'm a lesbian Youre def not. Well according to my elderly neighbour who you kept up all night recently. Although i did hear the kettle going on a few times "Had to keep filling the hot water bottle up | |||
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"I always thought a posh wank was where they put gloves on first" Nopesy. That's glove love | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle...."Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x | |||
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"Think I'm a lesbian Youre def not. Well according to my elderly neighbour who you kept up all night recently. Although i did hear the kettle going on a few times
Had to keep filling the hot water bottle up"Thank god, thought you were washing out the condom, you are obviously posher than the OP | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x "Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher . And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road. | |||
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.??? " Have any of you done this, I haven,t. Always thought it was an urban myth ? | |||
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.??? Have any of you done this, I haven,t. Always thought it was an urban myth ?" Iv sat on someone else's hand then had a wank. | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x
Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher .
And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road. "Sadly I have to go out shopping now, 2 things are off the list, ( no need to say which Im sure you can guess) Im going to miss this thread tho, its one of the poshest Ive been involved in. Have fun and make sure you bring in the condom off the washing line, its just started raining. xxx | |||
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x
Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher .
And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road.
Sadly I have to go out shopping now, 2 things are off the list, ( no need to say which Im sure you can guess)
Im going to miss this thread tho, its one of the poshest Ive been involved in. Have fun and make sure you bring in the condom off the washing line, its just started raining. xxx"Washing line? It's in the mangle..... | |||
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want?" Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle | |||
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want? Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle "You have to get them from m&s xx | |||
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want? Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle
You have to get them from m&s xx"awww, im a Morrisons girl. ah well, just have to go for a pot noodle and half a cucumber ..... and be done with it. x | |||
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want? Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle
You have to get them from m&s xx
awww, im a Morrisons girl. ah well, just have to go for a pot noodle and half a cucumber ..... and be done with it. x"oooh can't beat a salad sausage.... | |||
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science"I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank?  | |||
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science
I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank? "Oh here come the grammar police to spoil our fun | |||
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science
I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank? "Whilst I'm at it ... What's an I'mconfused? Before you get on your high horse about a missing bit of punctuation , try finding the space bar | |||
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