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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
42 weeks ago

Leicester

Dirty jokes might be fun, but let's keep it wholesome for a change

I spotted an albino Dalmation last night

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It was the least I could do

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I wonder why in a forum like this no one has answered! Shame I like a dad joke.

On a different note...

I just applied for a job as a bin man. I've got no experience but I'll pick it up as I go along

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
42 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

I can't stand Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves.

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By *iasubTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera

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By *interflingMan
42 weeks ago

london

Completely off topic, but when I was younger I was going to be a doctor, just didn’t have any patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"You don't need brains to be a Boss.

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the arsehole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the arsehole being the Boss. So, the arsehole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.

Eventually, they all decided that the arsehole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and pas sed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss, any arsehole will do."

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By *layfullsamMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull

2 goldfish in a tank

One says to the other how do you drive this thing

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By *zeroMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

What did Michael Jackson like to do on the mountains?

Ski-hee!

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Two seals walk into a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

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