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"It wasn’t us. We’re very reliable ![]() So I heard, or did I hear, have you responded to my text yet? | |||
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"It wasn’t us. We’re very reliable ![]() Ok, ok… I’ll wear it but you have to promise not to get the sauce near my anus! | |||
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"Sorry this happened to you. Its a horrible feeling. Post orgasm clarity can make some men behave really poorly. Just remember it's them and not you x " It was a bigun' i must have emptied him of all his needs for the next month ha haaaa... maybe I'll put that as my headline to cheer me up. Ffs boys, sort it out ![]() | |||
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"It wasn’t us. We’re very reliable ![]() Thought you liked the sense of a sodden bum Sam? | |||
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"It wasn’t us. We’re very reliable ![]() Sodomize me like one of your French girls! | |||
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"Oh CW. I don't have any stories but I can send you a massive virtual hug. With my boobs and yours it'll definitely be a comforting, squishy thing. ![]() Yes, yes and yessssssssss ![]() | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() Oh that's really shitty... hugs op... I like to listen to Alanis Morissette You oughtta know and Pink u and ur hand for such occasions | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() Ahhhh yes screaming into the wind music... I'm on it ![]() | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() Go with hand in pocket too Everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine. | |||
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"This is why i wont fuck anyone I dont want to upset the other person when it doesnt feel the same it would be disrespectful " Fair enough... | |||
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"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket" Thankfully I wasn't additionally used as a bum socket. ![]() | |||
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"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket" You should lister to f.u.c.k by the bloodhound gang it is hilarious ![]() | |||
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"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket Thankfully I wasn't additionally used as a bum socket. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket You should lister to f.u.c.k by the bloodhound gang it is hilarious ![]() only if im watching lady and the tramp at the same time | |||
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"This is why i wont fuck anyone I dont want to upset the other person when it doesnt feel the same it would be disrespectful " There's always a respectful way to exit... it's not a match, or it's not hitting where you hoped, or life got busy, or it's not you it's me... The fucking wasn't the disrespectful bit | |||
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"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket You should lister to f.u.c.k by the bloodhound gang it is hilarious ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() Wow, I've just looked at your pics...was he blind! | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() Heartfelt commiserations and a virtual motorboat any good? I've an epic tale of ghosting but it's been parked in the 'we don't go there' box in a lead lined room in the basement of a bunker in a house that sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic like Leo did in Titanic. At least he didn't run off with your knickers. ![]() | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() ![]() Is there room for a snuggle on your motorboat Obi while I let the wind pound the scorn out of me? I'm less for lead lined boxes these days, my attack got quite full. Now i opt to scream or hug it out... and this could be unexpectedly the perfect combo Although as I write it, I'm not sure it would be an optimum 1st meet your side lol | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() ![]() Cuddle screams are great stress relievers. Unless done in the middle of Trafalgar Square as it can cause you to get tazered. And it frightens the poor pigeons, so there's a strong possibility of getting shit on. Again. ![]() | |||
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"Sorry to hear that. Unforgivable behaviour. May they never see an erect penis again." I'm not sure that's what they were seeking ![]() | |||
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"I'd happily welcome you into my arms, if you promise to not look at all those restraints laid out on the bed and wonder if I am genuinely offering a cuddle or if there is an hidden agenda ![]() Not sure I've the present resilience for the unexpected... but noted | |||
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"On a brighter note i like the way your norks speak 3 languages" They do, although the left is way more responsive | |||
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"His loss OP, you're well fit and a good chat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"On a brighter note i like the way your norks speak 3 languages They do, although the left is way more responsive" thats where the right hand goes so that worked out well in the end | |||
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on. I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed ![]() It’s about someone isn’t it? ![]() ![]() | |||
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