FabSwingers.com forum: Bit of a comical one

By *urvytreat OP Woman
42 weeks ago

somewhere nice

If getting an erection made a noise, what noise would you want it to make??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
42 weeks ago

Essex

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
42 weeks ago

kent

The Rocky theme tune Xx

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
42 weeks ago

Grampian

Trombone

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

All ruse by Blue

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By *rickie-dickieMan
42 weeks ago

South Durham

I always imagined a "boing" noise, like twanging a ruler on a desk.

Or as I've gotten older more a creaking door noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Entrance of the gladiators,,, Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Whistle

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By *enfootwallMan
42 weeks ago

Scotland Cumbria & Lancashire

The Windows XP login chime.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

The Thames Television ident theme.

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By *rucking-HellMan
42 weeks ago

Northampton

Like an elephant.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
42 weeks ago

nearby

The arm of a JCB digger when it’s rising

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By *3bigbMan
42 weeks ago

carlisle

Obviously the same sound as a lightsaber

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By *urvytreat OP Woman
42 weeks ago

somewhere nice

These are brilliant, I’m howling lol

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Woooooosh

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By *aomilatteCouple
42 weeks ago

Visiting Blackpool

Hereee's Johnny

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Scha-wingggg

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
42 weeks ago

kent

"Hereee's Johnny"

I’m frightened

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Shackalakaaaa

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By *implynaughty1Couple
42 weeks ago

stockport

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Old timey horror film creaky coffin opening

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Hereee's Johnny"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

The sound of air going into a tyre.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Like the alien chestburster as portrayed in "Spaceballs"

...

"Hello my darlin', hello my baby,

Hello my ragtime gal!"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
42 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Probably a disco

In Essex

Just so the women can dance round there handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Boom boom let’s shake the room

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By *ildbillkidMan
42 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

The sound of a kazoo sounding charge

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Boioing, like when you twang a wire doorstopper!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Sound track to True Romance

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Whistle "

Thanks now im singing "blow my whistle baby" in my head

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You know that sound when you jump in the air and clap your feet together ? Well nothing like that so you can stop jumping around now

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Whistle

Thanks now im singing "blow my whistle baby" in my head

MrsAbz "

Haha ….

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By *ostindreamsMan
42 weeks ago

London

The space odyssey theme music

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By *oupleus30Couple
42 weeks ago

Minster

"I always imagined a "boing" noise, like twanging a ruler on a desk.

Or as I've gotten older more a creaking door noise. "

first thing that came to my mind too

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By *ensuallover1000Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do you remember Scrappy Doo’s ‘Puppy power!’ little ditty whenever he became excited?

Yes…that

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

The 30 seconds of the Countdown clock..... Cos that's all I got, 30 seconds.

Dada-dada-dadadadadun!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
42 weeks ago

Bradford

Ain't no stopping us now .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm coming up do you'd better get the party started ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Like a reversing vehicle ..

“ this penis is getting hard. This penis is getting hard. …”

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

"Like a reversing vehicle ..

“ this penis is getting hard. This penis is getting hard. …”"

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By *oupleus30Couple
42 weeks ago

Minster

Theme from topgun

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By *eronikapaulCouple
42 weeks ago

Reading

Like when the wooden castle door creaks open in a 70s vampire movie.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

Q.I Klaxon

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By *ools and the brainCouple
42 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Pacman dying noise

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By *iaisonseekerMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

A bit like Morph chatting to his mate

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Swanee whistle

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida“ entrance

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By *orny-DJMan
42 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Either the same noise those shatterproof rulers make when you flick one end whilst holding the other on a table or the sound of one of those whistles that changes pitch with a sliding mechanism

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Ryan Air, dududu de du de

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By *issmorganWoman
42 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I've got an image of an elephant trumpeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A sitcom laugh track

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Oh no not again

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Imperial March from Star Wars or... Bitch by the Rolling Stones.

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

Al Pacino in Scarface shouting, say hello to my little friend!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
42 weeks ago

kent

"Al Pacino in Scarface shouting, say hello to my little friend!"

Hahahahahahaha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Do you remember Scrappy Doo’s ‘Puppy power!’ little ditty whenever he became excited?

Yes…that

Lemme at him, lemme at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

HUUUUHH YEAAAAHHH

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
42 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“Okkkkay let’s go”

The young lads raving in their living room reel.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The opening riff to 'Back in Black'

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By *iz78Woman
42 weeks ago

wirral

The voice of Dr evil saying "ladies and gentlemen welcome to my submarine lair, it's long hard and full of seamen"

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Steptoe and Son theme tune.

March of the Comedians by Smetana.

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
42 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Party blower noise...even funnier if it unrolled like one too when getting erect

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The sound made by a vuvuzela!

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By *erry bull1Man
42 weeks ago

doncaster

KAPOW

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
42 weeks ago

IPSWICH

The noise at the very beginning of Michael Jacksons Thriller.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

The Curb Your Enthusiasm them tune

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By *iaisonseekerMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The Curb Your Enthusiasm them tune

*theme

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By *uddy laneMan
42 weeks ago

dudley

An rgv 500 gamma with a set of pipes on.

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By *olvespairCouple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Sat nav 'you have arrived at your destination'

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Backing track to Queens "don't stop me now"

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

The bring sound from street fighter 2 when you did the turbo cheat code think was up down left nuckle right nuckle r b

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Benny Hill music.

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By *opinovMan
42 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A cartoon stretching noise followed by a steam engine whistle sound when it's ready.

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By *rucking-HellMan
42 weeks ago

Northampton

The Price is Right losing horn

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By *entBarryUKMan
42 weeks ago

Ashford

The sound of my iMac starting up

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Doo doo doo loo doo loo

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By *elshcouple18Couple
42 weeks ago

Cardiff

Schwinnnnngggggg!!

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By *ascaIMan
42 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance music.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Dukes of Hazzard air horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

An old timey car horn

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By *ightzombieMan
42 weeks ago

Hastings

Tarzan call: aahuaaa uaaa uaaaaaaaa

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By *amhorniestMan
42 weeks ago

Surrey

The royal entrance fanfare

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Whack whack oops, or a swanee (slide) whistle

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
42 weeks ago

Merseyside

A quiet to loud boing with a chime when af full mast

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By *ootyfruityCouple
42 weeks ago

andover

A pop whistle being pushed in when getting hard

Then the pop whistle being pulled out when going soft

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By *amhorniestMan
42 weeks ago

Surrey

The theme from Jaws

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrttt

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Or maybe the sound of he man shouting i haaaave the power

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
42 weeks ago

Wirral

That really mysterious noise at the start of every Ancient Aliens episode, just after the opening credits

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

The doooiiiiinnngggg of a ruler being doinged

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
42 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The sound of the fire engine in Trumpton when Captain Flack says ‘elevate’.

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By *a LunaWoman
42 weeks ago

South Wales

In mature men I imagine it sounds like a creaking wooden gate just about ready to fall off it’s hinges

In younger men I imagine it sounds like a spring loaded fresh as a daisy ready for action gate. Loud and dangerous!

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By *ife NinjaMan
42 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"In mature men I imagine it sounds like a creaking wooden gate just about ready to fall off it’s hinges"

You said you wouldn't tell

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Horsham

Wagners - ride of the valkyries

Colour me bad - I want to sex you up

Aaron Copeland - Fanfare to the Modern Man

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Horsham

Chuck Berry - My Ding a Ling.

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My jaws suggestion was nicked at the last minute, so:

Like a party blower.

Awoooooooooooogaaaahhhhh!!

(In the voice of Rutger Hauer) “I’ve seen things…”

Ta daaaaaaaa

A goat bleating

Coooo-eeeeeeee

Cockadoodle doooooo

The theme tune to rhubarb and custard

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By *eekyMan
42 weeks ago

Perton

"A sitcom laugh track

I'm glad I re read the comment as initially thought it read "A sitcom sound track" and came up with the following list

Are you being served?

Keeping up appearances

Dad's Army

You rang M'Lord

Allo Allo

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

La Cucaracha

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By *ooBulMan
42 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

The same sound the bionic man made when jumping?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heE1MqS9u6Y

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By *d4fun73Man
42 weeks ago

Shipley

Like those penny whistle things that go whoooup

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