FabSwingers.com forum: Bit of a comical one

By *urvytreat OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

If getting an erection made a noise, what noise would you want it to make??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

The Rocky theme tune Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trombone

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

All ruse by Blue

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By *rickie-dickieMan
over a year ago

South Durham

I always imagined a "boing" noise, like twanging a ruler on a desk.

Or as I've gotten older more a creaking door noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrance of the gladiators,,, Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle

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By *enfootwallMan
over a year ago

Scotland, Cumbria, Lancashire

The Windows XP login chime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Thames Television ident theme.

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Like an elephant.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

The arm of a JCB digger when it’s rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously the same sound as a lightsaber

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By *urvytreat OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

These are brilliant, I’m howling lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Woooooosh

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hereee's Johnny

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Scha-wingggg

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Hereee's Johnny"

I’m frightened

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Shackalakaaaa

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old timey horror film creaky coffin opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hereee's Johnny"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The sound of air going into a tyre.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Like the alien chestburster as portrayed in "Spaceballs"

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"Hello my darlin', hello my baby,

Hello my ragtime gal!"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Probably a disco

In Essex

Just so the women can dance round there handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom boom let’s shake the room

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

The sound of a kazoo sounding charge

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Boioing, like when you twang a wire doorstopper!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Sound track to True Romance

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Whistle "

Thanks now im singing "blow my whistle baby" in my head

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that sound when you jump in the air and clap your feet together ? Well nothing like that so you can stop jumping around now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistle

Thanks now im singing "blow my whistle baby" in my head

MrsAbz "

Haha ….

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

The space odyssey theme music

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By *oupleus30Couple
over a year ago

Minster

"I always imagined a "boing" noise, like twanging a ruler on a desk.

Or as I've gotten older more a creaking door noise. "

first thing that came to my mind too

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do you remember Scrappy Doo’s ‘Puppy power!’ little ditty whenever he became excited?

Yes…that

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

The 30 seconds of the Countdown clock..... Cos that's all I got, 30 seconds.

Dada-dada-dadadadadun!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ain't no stopping us now .

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm coming up do you'd better get the party started ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a reversing vehicle ..

“ this penis is getting hard. This penis is getting hard. …”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Like a reversing vehicle ..

“ this penis is getting hard. This penis is getting hard. …”"

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By *oupleus30Couple
over a year ago

Minster

Theme from topgun

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By *eronikapaulCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Like when the wooden castle door creaks open in a 70s vampire movie.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Q.I Klaxon

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pacman dying noise

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A bit like Morph chatting to his mate

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Swanee whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida“ entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either the same noise those shatterproof rulers make when you flick one end whilst holding the other on a table or the sound of one of those whistles that changes pitch with a sliding mechanism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Air, dududu de du de

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've got an image of an elephant trumpeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sitcom laugh track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imperial March from Star Wars or... Bitch by the Rolling Stones.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Al Pacino in Scarface shouting, say hello to my little friend!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Al Pacino in Scarface shouting, say hello to my little friend!"

Hahahahahahaha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Do you remember Scrappy Doo’s ‘Puppy power!’ little ditty whenever he became excited?

Yes…that

Lemme at him, lemme at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HUUUUHH YEAAAAHHH

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“Okkkkay let’s go”

The young lads raving in their living room reel.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The opening riff to 'Back in Black'

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

The voice of Dr evil saying "ladies and gentlemen welcome to my submarine lair, it's long hard and full of seamen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steptoe and Son theme tune.

March of the Comedians by Smetana.

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
over a year ago

RCT/South Wales

Party blower noise...even funnier if it unrolled like one too when getting erect

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The sound made by a vuvuzela!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

KAPOW

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

The noise at the very beginning of Michael Jacksons Thriller.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The Curb Your Enthusiasm them tune

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The Curb Your Enthusiasm them tune

*theme

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

An rgv 500 gamma with a set of pipes on.

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By *olvespairCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sat nav 'you have arrived at your destination'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backing track to Queens "don't stop me now"

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The bring sound from street fighter 2 when you did the turbo cheat code think was up down left nuckle right nuckle r b

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Benny Hill music.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A cartoon stretching noise followed by a steam engine whistle sound when it's ready.

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

The Price is Right losing horn

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

The sound of my iMac starting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doo doo doo loo doo loo

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Schwinnnnngggggg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dukes of Hazzard air horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old timey car horn

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By *ightzombieMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Tarzan call: aahuaaa uaaa uaaaaaaaa

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

The royal entrance fanfare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack whack oops, or a swanee (slide) whistle

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

A quiet to loud boing with a chime when af full mast

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

A pop whistle being pushed in when getting hard

Then the pop whistle being pulled out when going soft

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

The theme from Jaws

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrttt

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Or maybe the sound of he man shouting i haaaave the power

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

That really mysterious noise at the start of every Ancient Aliens episode, just after the opening credits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doooiiiiinnngggg of a ruler being doinged

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The sound of the fire engine in Trumpton when Captain Flack says ‘elevate’.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

In mature men I imagine it sounds like a creaking wooden gate just about ready to fall off it’s hinges

In younger men I imagine it sounds like a spring loaded fresh as a daisy ready for action gate. Loud and dangerous!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"In mature men I imagine it sounds like a creaking wooden gate just about ready to fall off it’s hinges"

You said you wouldn't tell

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Wagners - ride of the valkyries

Colour me bad - I want to sex you up

Aaron Copeland - Fanfare to the Modern Man

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Chuck Berry - My Ding a Ling.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

My jaws suggestion was nicked at the last minute, so:

Like a party blower.

Awoooooooooooogaaaahhhhh!!

(In the voice of Rutger Hauer) “I’ve seen things…”

Ta daaaaaaaa

A goat bleating

Coooo-eeeeeeee

Cockadoodle doooooo

The theme tune to rhubarb and custard

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By *eekyMan
over a year ago

Perton

"A sitcom laugh track

I'm glad I re read the comment as initially thought it read "A sitcom sound track" and came up with the following list

Are you being served?

Keeping up appearances

Dad's Army

You rang M'Lord

Allo Allo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La Cucaracha

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

The same sound the bionic man made when jumping?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heE1MqS9u6Y

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Like those penny whistle things that go whoooup

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