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Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

What is the greatest cream cake variety in the known universe?

There’s so many to choose from….

Feel free to fight to the death amongst yourselves in mortal defence of your chosen cake - this is some serious shit after all!

Let battle commence!

Remember; There can be only one…

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Strawberry tart.

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By *hunky GentMan
42 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Basically - anything with whipped cream:

Éclair

Banoffee pie

Strawberry tart

Pussy.

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By *heel markMan
42 weeks ago

beside the sea

A Peach melba.

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Does a scone with jam and cream count?

Afternoon tea.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Does a scone with jam and cream count?

Afternoon tea."

It sure does

Scones have entered the battle arena!

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By *ife NinjaMan
42 weeks ago

Dunfermline

The one than can be eaten off a ladies chesticles

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

Fresh cream apple Danish.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Eclair for me

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By *iasubTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Eclair Is to tier

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Hard to choose really

Banoffee pie is right up there though

- no, not up there you pervert

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By *eavilMan
42 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Manchester tart. Custard, raspberry jam in a short crust case topped with dessicated coconut - lovely!

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By *adCherriesCouple
42 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Morrisons fresh cream Victoria sponge

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By *agneto.Man
42 weeks ago

Bham

Got to be an apple turnover. The end.

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Biscoff and Nutella Cheesecake

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By *elix SightedMan
42 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Biscoff and Nutella Cheesecake "

Oh baby.

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By *idlandiaMan
42 weeks ago

Birmingham

Amarante cakes....

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

They play havoc with my bum socket

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

My Queen victoria sponge!

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"They play havoc with my bum socket"

Do you need a wrench??

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"They play havoc with my bum socket

Do you need a wrench??

"
wenches are always welcome now get me some ale

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By *hunky GentMan
42 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My Queen victoria sponge!"

May I have a piece?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hard to choose really

Banoffee pie is right up there though

- no, not up there you pervert

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cream horns are rather scrumptious aren’t they?

I’m not sure if this is my ultimate choice however but am just throwing this in to make you all salivate some more

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By *usie pTV/TS
42 weeks ago

taunton

Fresh baked scone just out of the oven long enough to cool a bit with sttrawberry jam and clotted cream, plenty come a very close second

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By *educing_EmCouple
42 weeks ago

Tipperary

Jam and cream long John's

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Jam and cream long John's "

Oh my! Haha. You mean a cream finger.

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By *educing_EmCouple
42 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Jam and cream long John's

Oh my! Haha. You mean a cream finger.

I mean a long john/jam&cream doughnut, could also be called a cream finger I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Chou buns for those of us that consider eclairs too small.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I really love those cream filled donuts from Greggs….. I may be about to award them my vote in fact….

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By *hunky GentMan
42 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chou buns for those of us that consider eclairs too small."

A box of 4 éclairs is too small.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

Can't beat a fresh Mille Feuilles

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Oh now, so many delicious ones to choose from, either a cream horn or a cream doughnut

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By *aizyWoman
42 weeks ago

west midlands

"Jam and cream long John's

Oh my! Haha. You mean a cream finger.

I mean a long john/jam&cream doughnut, could also be called a cream finger I suppose

Whatever you call them, they are delicious!

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By *ou only live onceMan
42 weeks ago

London

The Paris-Brest.

I'll accept no challenge.

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By *ORDERMANMan
42 weeks ago

wrexham

"Chou buns for those of us that consider eclairs too small."

Especially ones big enough to be called correctly an elephants foot.

Chetwins 'Copenhagen slice' isn't bad..

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
42 weeks ago

Wales

Cake

I'm quite partial to a cream horn but I'm really not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

An apple turnover.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
42 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Strawberry tart.

100%

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By *londebiguyMan
42 weeks ago

Southport

"Manchester tart. Custard, raspberry jam in a short crust case topped with dessicated coconut - lovely!"

But a Manchester Tart, great though it is, is not a cream cake.

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By *londebiguyMan
42 weeks ago

Southport

A caramel topped choux bun.

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By *hunky GentMan
42 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I do love a cream donut, so long as Van Wilder hasn't made it

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By *rC-MrsCCouple
42 weeks ago

Merseyside

We’re in the choux bun gang. Yum!

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