FabSwingers.com forum: How did that get in there???

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Again I’ve found something in my pocket. Something completely random. Can you guess?

As well as the item I’m talking about here, I also found two Bluey toys so that’s my lunchtime fun sorted.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Until you said pocket and kid's toys, I was going to say "A&E have seen it all before and know you didn't fall on it, don't lie dude"

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

You’ve found my ability to type properly? That former message was a shambles!

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke

A fidget spinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A fidget spinner

god I miss those. Might try and buy one today

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A fidget spinner

god I miss those. Might try and buy one today "

I've got a grown up classy stimming toy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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42 weeks ago

East Sussex

A crochet hook and two packets of marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A tennis raquet that doubles up as a snow shoe ?

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By *ascaIMan
42 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

A pack of Polos

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Your Tory party registration card.

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

A Canadian dime?

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Your Tory party registration card. "

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

My marbles

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By *emidemiWoman
42 weeks ago

basingstoke

"A fidget spinner

god I miss those. Might try and buy one today "

Tiger have a valentines one in with a heart on

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your Tory party registration card.

I feel like he’s got dark secrets.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Your Tory party registration card.

I feel like he’s got dark secrets. "

that's... quite dark

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your Tory party registration card.

I feel like he’s got dark secrets.

that's... quite dark"

I fear the worst.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
42 weeks ago

Stratford

A race card?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A race card?

That’s always in there. I stay strapped ALWAYS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A fidget spinner

god I miss those. Might try and buy one today

I've got a grown up classy stimming toy

Oooo. You’re hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A crochet hook and two packets of marzipan "

My pockets. Not yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A tennis raquet that doubles up as a snow shoe ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A pack of Polos "

No! Not close this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your Tory party registration card. "

I’m going to block you on WhatsApp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A Canadian dime? "

Nope

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your Tory party registration card.

I’m going to block you on WhatsApp"

Bloody Tory, you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"My marbles"

No I sold your ones ages ago.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A condom.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A euro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your Tory party registration card.

I’m going to block you on WhatsApp

Bloody Tory, you. "

Send me your number so I can do it. I’m serious.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A troll key ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A fidget spinner

god I miss those. Might try and buy one today

Tiger have a valentines one in with a heart on

Is that the Copenhagen shop? I love that shop

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your Tory party registration card.

I’m going to block you on WhatsApp

Bloody Tory, you.

Send me your number so I can do it. I’m serious. "

*recipient has blocked you*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A condom. "

Not today. I’m travelling light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A euro. "
I keep it incase I run into Dodgy Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A troll key ring. "

No.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A note from your daughter

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A signed photo of Priti.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A note from your daughter

"
no

but her toys are as good as

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Anyone else

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Anyone else

Screw you!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

My first thought when I see a wanking loner in a couples-only room.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
42 weeks ago

Stratford

"A signed photo of Priti. "

*bites fist*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A signed photo of Priti.

*bites fist*

You will get deported for nyash

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By *weetCherryWoman
42 weeks ago

London

You walked straight into this

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

Again I’ve found something in my pocket. Something completely random. Can you guess?

A wombat?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

A lamp, you get 3 wishes....

How big are you pockets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"You walked straight into this

I deserve it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Again I’ve found something in my pocket. Something completely random. Can you guess?

A wombat?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A lamp, you get 3 wishes....

How big are you pockets?"
I could fit one of those lamps in it

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By *heGateKeeperMan
42 weeks ago

Stratford

"A signed photo of Priti.

*bites fist*

You will get deported for nyash

She can come on the flight with me to Rwanda. Mile High Club VIP membership soon come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A signed photo of Priti.

*bites fist*

You will get deported for nyash

She can come on the flight with me to Rwanda. Mile High Club VIP membership soon come

Ngl she is thiccums. But I just can’t.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
42 weeks ago

Stratford

"A signed photo of Priti.

*bites fist*

You will get deported for nyash

She can come on the flight with me to Rwanda. Mile High Club VIP membership soon come

Ngl she is thiccums. But I just can’t.

Honestly, just picture her evil little smirk now and tell me you’re not even a tiny bit tempted

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

A train ticket to Reading?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
42 weeks ago

London

"A race card?

Bravo sir.

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By *hesubtlegentMan
42 weeks ago

surrey

You probably have a hole in your pocket so I’m going to say you have found your cock

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A dormouse?

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

The Valentine’s card you’ve bought me?

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Your libido?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

"Again I’ve found something in my pocket. Something completely random. Can you guess?

A wombat?

Is it furry ?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

I think Pickles is Mary Poppins......could be anything in there.....does it bite?

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By *ickshawedCouple
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Your belly button fluff collection

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By *oupleus30Couple
42 weeks ago

Minster

A hole at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"You’ve found my ability to type properly? That former message was a shambles! "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

A lighter

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A clothes peg

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

A hair comb

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Shea butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A signed photo of Priti.

*bites fist*

You will get deported for nyash

She can come on the flight with me to Rwanda. Mile High Club VIP membership soon come

Ngl she is thiccums. But I just can’t.

Honestly, just picture her evil little smirk now and tell me you’re not even a tiny bit tempted

I’m not even a tiny bit tempted by that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A train ticket to Reading?"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A race card?

Bravo sir.

What did you mean by that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"You probably have a hole in your pocket so I’m going to say you have found your cock

"
nope. No holes. And no penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?"
no. None of yours have been correct Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Again I’ve found something in my pocket. Something completely random. Can you guess?

A wombat?

Is it furry ?"

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your belly button fluff collection "

No….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater. "

Your number 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A lighter "

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1"

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

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By *mf123Man
42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

At least you didnt find it in your bumsocket

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

An invite to meet Kano that’s expired?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis. "

The sex will be hot at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"At least you didnt find it in your bumsocket

Bro…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"An invite to meet Kano that’s expired?"

Rude

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

Probably a pen lid.

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By *irtydevil666Man
42 weeks ago

bristol

A tiddly wink

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least"

As if.

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

Hair bobble.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

Which pocket?

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if. "

Ride them thighs

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Which pocket? "

I was thinking his hoodie pocket.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

"Which pocket?

I was thinking his hoodie pocket."

In that case, a rolled up sock.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

Also, where were you when you found these items? In the home or away from home?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

"[Item Removed by poster at 08/02/24 18:26:35]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Which pocket?

I was thinking his hoodie pocket.

In that case, a rolled up sock. "

It was in my trouser pocket. But you’re correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Also, where were you when you found these items? In the home or away from home? "

I discovered it whilst in the tube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Probably a pen lid."
Yes but no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Hair bobble."
Also yes but no

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

"Also, where were you when you found these items? In the home or away from home?

I discovered it whilst in the tube"

My next guess was tv remote control!

Was it really a rolled up sock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Will you both?

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Will you both?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Also, where were you when you found these items? In the home or away from home?

I discovered it whilst in the tube

My next guess was tv remote control!

Was it really a rolled up sock? "

Yes! My favourite pair. From my picture. The rainbow socks. I must’ve picked them up while tidying this morning and put them in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Will you both?

No. "

Ok see you never

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Will you both?

No.

Ok see you never"

In your nightmares, my arch enemy.

Muhwawawawaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Other things in my pocket:

Balaclava, Oyster card, bank card, Bluey toys, durag and keys.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his."

SHAN’T.

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

A kitkat wrapper.

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

No, we are sworn enemies. And I’m stubborn.

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

No, we are sworn enemies. And I’m stubborn.

Hate fuck

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
42 weeks ago

Markfield

"Also, where were you when you found these items? In the home or away from home?

I discovered it whilst in the tube

My next guess was tv remote control!

Was it really a rolled up sock?

Yes! My favourite pair. From my picture. The rainbow socks. I must’ve picked them up while tidying this morning and put them in my pocket

That’s what made me say socks!

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Did anyone notice the forum cream in your pocket before you cleaned it up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

Ride that face, Nanna!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

[Removed by poster at 08/02/24 19:27:16]

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

Yes I do

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

Ride that face, Nanna!!

I'd squash him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

Ride that face, Nanna!!

I'd squash him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Your libido?no. None of yours have been correct Estella

Hater.

Your number 1

That’s it. You’re now my nemesis.

The sex will be hot at least

As if.

Ride them thighs

Mine?

No, silly, his.

SHAN’T.

Ok, I'll have the thighs, you can have the pretty face

Do you really think I’m pretty Nanna? That’s made my day

Yes I do

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