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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As its red nose day our son can go to school dressed as a super hero. He choose Batman, which is fair enough although he's not technically a superhero... Anyway I argued to my 6 year old that as he is only 6 he can't be a bat man, but more of a batty boy. He's now running around the house, fist in air screaming "battyboy to the rescue!"

Anyone else done something cruel but amusing to their kids?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my son was at the age his teeth where falling out, one fell out and he swallowed it. I jokingly said becareful when you go to the toilet as it might jump up and bite you on the bum

I wouldnt go to the toilet for a week and ended up with constipation, i still feel guilty but we really belly laugh about it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my son was at the age his teeth where falling out, one fell out and he swallowed it. I jokingly said becareful when you go to the toilet as it might jump up and bite you on the bum

I wouldnt go to the toilet for a week and ended up with constipation, i still feel guilty but we really belly laugh about it now"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When our youngest son was.about four or five,.they had a dress as a book charactor day. No matter what I suggested he said no, so I borrowed a dragon suit from my mate, complete with feet and the biggest tail. He wanted to get to school before changing but oh nooo, I dressed him up and off we went, as the school is only outside our back gate we walked. His face was like thunder,.still have the pics too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When our youngest son was.about four or five,.they had a dress as a book charactor day. No matter what I suggested he said no, so I borrowed a dragon suit from my mate, complete with feet and the biggest tail. He wanted to get to school before changing but oh nooo, I dressed him up and off we went, as the school is oonly outside our back gate we walked. His face was like thunder,.still have the pics too. "

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Recently I asked him if he could help me out as he's such a big man now. I explained I needed to buy some grass seeds for the garden but first I needed to know how many blades of grass we had so I could get the right amount. He got bored around 100. I didn't

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When he was about 18months old i found all these dresses in the wardrobe at my mums so i dressed him as a girl for a day.

Also when it was the easter bonnet parade at school, i think i made his bonnet a bit girly as well lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I remember when i was about 12 my mum sent me to the shop to ask for a long wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember when i was about 12 my mum sent me to the shop to ask for a long wait "

Lol its gotta be done before they get older and wiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for sky hooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god we did something awful at Christmas! We persuaded our 8 year old nephew to try the 'tasting imaginary salt trick', still feel bad about it lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Tin of elbow grease, a long stand, and a bucket of steam when I was an apprentice.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyone else done something cruel but amusing to their kids?"

I don't have any kids, but the goats are "practicing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god we did something awful at Christmas! We persuaded our 8 year old nephew to try the 'tasting imaginary salt trick', still feel bad about it lol"

I've not heard of this , what is it. ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god we did something awful at Christmas! We persuaded our 8 year old nephew to try the 'tasting imaginary salt trick', still feel bad about it lol

I've not heard of this , what is it. ?"

You say to someone; 'do you know you can trick the brain so you can taste salt? All you do is close your eyes, open your mouth, tip your head back and now imagine your holding a salt shaker and shake it onto your tongue'.

You can imagine what it looks like!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I needed to know how many blades of grass we had so I could get the right amount. He got bored around 100. I didn't "

That's nothing compared to the amount of Timewasting me & Funky did on a Dessert Island counting 100's & 1000's.

That was 2 yrs ago and I'm sure he cheated by eating one

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I think you are all really cruel.

Funny as hell but definitely cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was the new girl in a sales office someone gave me a number and a name to ring back. The name was Mr Ray Source. The number was Nottingham Race Course, I fell hook line and sinker for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was the new girl in a sales office someone gave me a number and a name to ring back. The name was Mr Ray Source. The number was Nottingham Race Course, I fell hook line and sinker for it! "

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum sent my brother to the shop to ask for some Elbow Grease

Also when I was a nurse one of the student nurses was sent to the maternity ward (not by me I might add) to ask for some Fallopian Tubing..very unfair , but also pretty worrying that she fell for it !!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

When my daughter was about 3 she wanted a goldfish, so I cut a carrot up and put it in a bag of water with some pebbles. She wanted to take it everywhere with her, which was embarressing. I had to give in and buy her some fish lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my daughter was about 3 she wanted a goldfish, so I cut a carrot up and put it in a bag of water with some pebbles. She wanted to take it everywhere with her, which was embarressing. I had to give in and buy her some fish lol. "

That's hilarious!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"When my daughter was about 3 she wanted a goldfish, so I cut a carrot up and put it in a bag of water with some pebbles. She wanted to take it everywhere with her, which was embarressing. I had to give in and buy her some fish lol.

That's hilarious! "
the sad thing was about 2 weeks later the dog fished them out excuse the pun and left them on my daughters bed to die. So was back to the carrots lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I had to give in and buy her some fish lol. "

Were they reversing Goldfish

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I had to give in and buy her some fish lol.

Were they reversing Goldfish "
lol 25 yrs later she hasn't forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but an old school friend had this embarrassing moment. He was on work experience with a painters and decorators and on his first lunch break was sent to the bakers with a list. Imagine his face when the lady behind the counter told him she didn't sell "two buttered ovaries" or a "venereal slice".

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